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Hulk Hogan

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Hulk Hogan was involved in wrestling for the WWF, then he shot some movies and went to WCW, then it tanked and he returned to WWE. Then he went to TNA to get his ass kicked by Sting, and then they became friends and Hulk became the GM and they're feuding with Aces & 8s.

Brooke and lotion

Hogan made the news with some controversy in the mid 2000s due to a leaked photo of him applying suntan lotion to his daughter's back.

Sex tape

Recently brought into the spotlight for the release of his sex tape with his friend Bubba the Love Sponge's ex-wife, Heather Clem. She revealed that his member is the size of a thermos.

He also revealed that his son Nick's current girlfriend's twin sister started hitting on him once she found out that his divorce with Linda Hogan was being finalized.

We also hear Hulk's daughter Brooke (she now works as the GM of the Knockouts division at TNA) Hogan's music playing on Hulk's phone. It's his ring tone.

Quotes

   
 
You guys do your thing, I'll be in the office if you need me.
 

 
 

—Bubba

   
 
We just fucked earlier today.
 

 
 

—Heather Clem

   
 
Who? You and Bubba? You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me.
 

 
 

—Hulkster

   
 
I want to make you cum. Your dick feels so good inside me.
 

 
 

—Heather

   
 
Mmmk... The rubber almost came off
 

 
 

—Hulk

   
 
It did what it was supposed to.
 

 
 

—Heather

   
 
Oh my god, can't believe I have to drive back home. Fuuuuck. I feel like a pig. Be cool!
 

 
 

—Hulk

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