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Xatu

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Xatu is a Psychic/Flying type Pokémon that was introduced in the second generation. It is one of the most badass Pokémon ever.

Gaze upon its manliness.

Xatu's blank, expressionless face is akin to that of a serial killer, and is often the last thing Xatu's victims see before being brutally raped. Pray that you never meet one, because you might not live to tell the tale. It has been said that its cry of "TWO TWO" can drive a man mad.

Realizing its inherent badassery, the Japs decided it would be a good idea to insert Xatu and its cry into everything. Accompanied by the best fanart you will ever see, they took normal videos, mainly Touhou and other vidya-related songs, and autotuned Xatu's cry into them, then shat this earrape onto Nico Nico Douga (Japanese YouTube). Eventually, they migrated their way to regular American YouTube, further increasing Xatu's reign of terror. These mind-boggling remixes are called "two two", after the sound Xatu makes.

Don't take my word for it, though. The videos speak for themselves.

Warning: Watching Will Cause Brain Damage

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