GirlOnInternet

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Articles I've Written/Contributed To

Anime/Hentai Degeneracy

• Kurt Eichenbald ☆
• LeonX ☆
• Revolutionary Girl Utena ☆
• Netorare ☆
• Netoraserare ☆
• Misty Chronexia
• DATE
• Orz
• The Rapeman
• Mara
• Queen's Stallion

NIGGERS!

• Cyntoia Brown ☆
• Coolest Monkey in the Jungle ☆
• Bill Cosby ☆
• The Central Park Five ☆
• Bernie Goetz ☆
• Korryn Gaines ☆
• Marcellus Williams ☆
• Linda Carty
• George Stinney
• Leo Frank
• Defend Our Hoodz
• Jerelyn Luther

Presidency of Donald Trump

• Roe v. Wade ☆
• Doomsday Clock ☆
• Joe Kennedy ☆
• Maxine Waters ☆
• DACA ☆
• Valerie Plame ☆
• Anthony Kennedy ☆
• The Krassenstein Brothers ☆
• James Alex Fields ☆
• Maria Meza ☆
• DisruptJ20 ☆
• Seth Rich ☆
• Jussie Smollett ☆
• Jessica Leeds ☆
• Kamala Harris (prostitute) ☆
• BLMKidnapping ☆
• GoldenShowerGate ☆

Feminist Trash

• Dianne Feinstein ☆
• Femen ☆
• ThotAudit ☆
• Kesha ☆
• Jee Jing ☆
• Unrapeable ☆
• Melody Hensley
• Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls
• Problematic

Autists & Lolcows

• Husker the Wolf ☆
• Lucian Hodoboc ☆
• Micah Dawson ☆
• Colby James ☆
• KodyBoy555

Psychopaths

• Floyd Lee Corkins ☆
• Nasim Aghdam ☆
• Sanctioned Suicide ☆
• Brenda Ann Spencer ☆
• Andrew Kehoe
• Getting away with it

Gayming

• Fallout: Shadow of Boston ☆
• Phantasy Star II ☆
• Phantasy Star
• Phantasy Star III
• Phantasy Star IV
• S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
• Starfield

Random Shit

• Ouija Board ☆
• Sean Windingland ☆
• I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting ☆
• Fight the New Drug ☆
• Papa John's ☆
• Sarah Andersen ☆
• Learn the difference ☆
• NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS ☆
• Chyna ☆
• Kamala Harris
• Ernst Steiner
• Disagree
• Verified

Drafts (These might actually be completed some day.)

• User:GirlOnInternet/The Cosby Effect
• User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements
• User:GirlOnInternet/The Great Escape
• User:GirlOnInternet/Linkle
• User:GirlOnInternet/pixiv
• User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition
• User:GirlOnInternet/Uziga Waita
• User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL
• User:GirlOnInternet/Angel Day
• User:GirlOnInternet/Nancybratt
• User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome
• User:GirlOnInternet/The Tim Hunt Affair
• User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist
• User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations
• User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku
• User:GirlOnInternet/Bony Pink
• User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars
• User:GirlOnInternet/Bana Alabed
• User:GirlOnInternet/Peter Daou
• User:GirlOnInternet/Ashley Lynch
• User:GirlOnInternet/Margaret Pless
• User:GirlOnInternet/Katherine Cross

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	“	Jews murdered Jesus.	„
	—GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

See Also

• Girl on the Internet Syndrome
• Whore
• Slut
•  GirlOnTwatternet - Shoah'd
  •  GirlOnTwatternet 2: Eclectic Weeaboo
• How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

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