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BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
   
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It's so adorable how innocent little Mio thinks I would never cause her any harm. I wouldn't though. I'm a good person. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it. I love Mio.
 

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—Nicholas Fedorov

Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov; his other known aliases are WindowsMillenium2000, Nicholas Foxworth, etc) is an anime obsessed old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with anime-waifus, particularly with Mio Naganohara (initially), Yuuko Aioi (after coming-out as a troll) and every fucking character from Shittijou, including the cat in scarf and even the 80 y/o school principal.

Note the hover-fucking-hand.
I didn't know waifu polygamy was a thing.

Our fellow autistic Nicholas shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, deranged animations and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them.

Driven by sick lust for an underage animu lolis, he sucked some nichijoufag's dick in order to get a board /chuckecheese/ on 8ch.net, where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his current waifu, whoever she is. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio and Yuuko to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.

DeviantART

 
"Don't make anything stupid, or I'll rip it out"

Foxworth's awful "art"   (archive) can be found on his   DA page. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of JustinRPG, his long lost father. Foxworth shows his love by photoshopping himself with his fictional girlfriends that he can't seem to realize aren't real.

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    WindowsMillenium2000 shows off his artistic talent in 3D modeling
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    "Kill me please"
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    He made Mai even more autistic than she is
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    Retarded Pooh with a noticeable bulge in pants
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    Surprise buttsecks

Quotes

 
Well, he doesn't know what the fuck the "razor" is
 
Mio is creeped out by his antics
 
WindowsMillenium2000 cheating on Mio with some android slut
 
"GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
 
Foxworth brings Yuuko to his ancient computer hardware hoarding room which probably doubles as an anime sex dungeon.
 
The happy couple shows their unshaved legs
 
Read the text on the screen...
 
Mio's trapped within the old computer
   
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I sit and dream about how it would be to enter the 2D world and pin my innocent little Yuuko down, and watching her pant and breathe heavily as I stroke her tight little pussy and squeeze her perfect teen breasts for hours. I wanna see her orgasm. I wanna watch her make her cute little noises. I want to watch her pussy drip.
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—Lord Fucksforth himself

   
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ï love her so much, ï have no way to descrïbe ït. Mïo ïs my love, ïdol, and ïnspïratïon. Nano's also one of my waïfus, but ï honestly love Mïo more. ï'd do anythïng to meet her. ï lïterally sït and lïsten to the nïchïjou openïng theme on repeat for hours thïnkïng about the good tïmes we'd have. ï love Mïo. She's so beautïful, nïce, and sweet. So ïnnocent. What am ï goïng to do? ;___;

Mïo, ï just want you to know that ï love you. ï'd make you so happy. ï'd take great care of you.
 

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Nano Shinonome has a fantastic ass! There are so many things I would like to do to it.
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—Nicholas Fedorov

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Alright. I don't know how I can express my love for Mio other than writing about her and making photos that include her, so here I go once again. Mio, you are truly the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. I feel like you're a gift. I know I say it often, but at this point my life literally revolves around you.

You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.

There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a NEET. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.

I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.

I just hope you understand that I love you and I always will, and my love for you is eternal.
 

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The Death of Foxworth

Last Thursday, after reading this very article, Cocksworth got butthurt and went on long rant about how he has trolled everyone, and the sick freak by the name of "Foxworth" was actually his fake trollsona in which he took his actual interests 1and blew them out of proportion to simulate cringe. Here's the announcement   (archive), in which he claims to be a totally sane weeaboo geek, who made all that shit up just to get some laughs with friends (which is clearly untrue, because Foxworth has no friends). He also said that Mio, the loli he was badly desperate for, was too gay for him, and he replaced her with Yuuko.

 
Fucksworth rapes his new waifu
 
Mio is disappointed by her husbando's volatility
 
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If I were to do over, I would have picked Yuuko as my girl of choice. Mio comes super close though. Before I even watched Nichijou, hakase was originally going to be my waifu but then I realized her age and moved to Mio because I was SURE she was old enough. (16). Yuuko has always been my "real" waifu even though I totally find Mio adorable. And then there's Nano. Nano's probably the best looking out of all the Nichijous, but she is an android and incapable of loving me. You don't even know how close Mio comes though. A Mio that doesn't draw yaoi and has her hair down would be as good as Yuuko.

The reason I never said anything about this was because I started in on the pictures etc before I watched the anime simply because I found Mio cute and hardly knew about Yuuko. Then I watched the anime and realized that Yuuko was the choice for me but stuck with shitposting about Mio because I had already started that and it would have been strange to suddenly switch girls just after starting with one. LITERALLY ALL FEMALE NICHIJOU CHARACTERS QUALIFY AS MY WAIFUS. We're talking about Nichijou here. Of course it's going to be hard to choose. They're all adorable.

And of course, there's Tomoko of Watamote. I love Tomoko so much. The reason I haven't really said much about my love for Tomoko would be because she's insanely popular. It would just blend in with the rest, but nobody will ever know my love for Tomoko like I do.

And then this brings in Mako from Kill la Kill. She's another honorable mention for my waifu desire. She's cute and adorable too and is definitely on my list.

So, who's my waifu? That would be Yuuko Aioi of Nichijou. I really don't want to be a polygamist but to be honest I'd have to say my waifus are Yuuko, Mio, Mako, and Tomoko.
 

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Later Foxworth deleted his DeviantArt account and all threads from /chuckecheese/, destroying over five months of his autism. The account was later reactivated and devoted to his "new waifu", Yuuko as was the same for /chuckecheese/.

 
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You may be wondering, what's satire and what's real on this account? Well, the answer is simple. This account is basically the fine line between satire trolling and reality. The majority of viewers here will probably assume that I'm some ridiculous autist who resorts to photoshopping himself with his 2D significant other. However, this is not the case. I know how the internet works, I used to post on 4chan's /b/ and I still do lurk 4chan's /a/ and /g/, I know exactly how cringe pictures circulate and grow. I have contributed these images to cringe threads. I know the culture like the back of my hand, so that should be self explanatory. I find it quite humorous to reverse image search them and find a goldmine of commentary.

Now, let's get to another point. What's real? To simulate authenticity, I have fused a lot of normal aspects of my life and interests in with this persona. The first being the appreciation of 1990s technology, hardware, clothes, and media. This has been a long time interest and hobby simply because I enjoy the way things looked and worked. And it's a genuine hobby, which adds authenticity to this persona. If it wasn't, I would have collected so much of it within the last few years. Secondary to this, I am also a huge anime fan in real life. My favorites include obviously Nichijou, Watamote, Lucky Star, K-on, etc... This is another genuine hobby/interest of mine which I have fused in with this persona and blown to an extravagant proportion.
 

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—WindowsMillenium2000 exposes himself as 50% troll


Mio fights with Yuuko for the right to be with Foxworth

YouTube

Foxworth owns a YouTube channel filled with extremely bizarre and disturbing animations with surprisingly well produced music possibly related to his extreme autism, mainly in 3D with the exception of several 2D animated videos. The videos resemble extremely deranged, obscure, and creepy early 1990's educational programming and are disturbing enough to keep anybody awake for a week straight. They are usually based around his own characters, sometimes featuring kawaii (at least, he thinks so) animu girls. As far as the characters themselves go, the most honorable mention would be Mr. Computer, an extremely disturbing anthropomorphic CRT computer monitor with bulging eyes and bright red lips is Foxworth's mascot and representation. Mr. Computer's first appearance was in a video titled "Do you want to buy a new computer" and is now a main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond. Either way, Mr. Computer is pure nightmare fuel. Foxworth shows his artisticrepresentation and love for his creation through drawings and animations featuring the nightmarish CRT monitor-headed creature.


Next up in line is Franklin. Franklin is the autism incarnate. Franklin is the main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond and is a stupid, depressed kid with an extreme case of autism. Despite being the main character of his own fucking show, he hardly says anything and has Mr. Computer do all the talking basically making him useless other than to be used as a title character.

These are the only two characters worth mentioning as the rest only made an appearance in one video, probably never to return again.

<video type="youtube" id="rByc2iMz84U" width="300" height="225" desc="The pilot of his running series with next generation 3D graphics" frame="true" position="center"/> <video type="youtube" id="_zNYjV9apjU" width="300" height="225" desc="Notice the ahegao face at the end." frame="true" position="center"/>

Reboot

After proclaiming his master troll plan of seting up Mio as his waifu when it was actually Yuuko, Foxworth restored his   WindowsMillenium2000 account. He has simply replaced Mio with Yuuko in his avatars, shoops and tldr shitposts, and has completely replaced many of his waifu photoshops with newer ones that include his "real" waifu Yuuko, trying hard to be cringeworthy as fuck. He fails though, because nobody cares what cheap hentai slut he's fapping to.

   
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I am desperate for Yuuko roleplay with anyone. WARNING: THIS COULD BE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! My skype is lordfoxworth

I want to talk with anyone
 

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My TRUE and HONEST Sweetheart IS YUUKO; I Trolled Everyone HAHAHA About missing Pics
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    Spoiler: He doesn't actually work out
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    One of Nicholas's countless waifus is his school buttbuddy as a girl (left)
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Chris Chan A-logging

 
Man, this is irrelevant since late 2008

Being an attention whore he is, Foxworth claims to be a Sonijew fan:

   
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I drew this picture of the infamous straw picture originally made by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm a fan of the whole Sonichu thing and I've been keeping up with it, and personally I think Chris is a pretty cool guy. The straw exaggeration is something that will never fail to make me laugh though which is why I drew my own.
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"I AM TOTALLY NOT A TROLL!!1"

After a day of not being able to release his anime obsessed autism to the world, Foxworth then made an announcement about how he didn't mean what he said about coming out as a troll and how his love towards Mio was misdirected at Yuuko all this time.

Alright, let's get a few things straight now. I have yet another huge thing to break and you can take it seriously if you want or you can call it trolling (which it isn't). Alright, so we all know that I "came out as a 50% troll". The reasoning behind this was to escape the associations with Mio so I could start over with my real waifu, Yuuko. I'm still heavily attracted to Mio but Yuuko surpasses her! I can't stress it enough, the reason I didn't say anything about Yuuko was because I had already started associating myself with Mio and over a period of time I was just expressing love directed at Yuuko without even thinking about who I was directing it at. You know what, just absolutely forget about the falsely coming out as a troll. I said this because it was the only way I knew how to start over again with Yuuko. Yes, it's true that I know how the internet works. That doesn't make me any less eligible to express my love. This is love we're talking about here.

YUUKO AIOI IS MY WAIFU!

Yuuko is my pride and joy and I will continue to create content that includes her for the sole purpose of showing her dedication. I love Yuuko more than anything and anything I had ever said about Mio applies directly to Yuuko. It applied to Yuuko when I typed it. Every picture, every journal, every 3D model. It is my mission to overwrite my association with Mio with an entirely new association with Yuuko. Yuuko is, always has been, and always will be my true pure waifu even though Mio comes extremely close. I am NOT a troll, even though I said I was in complete damage control. But you've totally got to admit, I did a pretty good job of falsely coming out as a troll. It is true that most people who are a bit odd don't know how the internet works, which is what makes my case a bit interesting. I know how everything works, and I simply DO NOT CARE. Go ahead and pass off my pictures as cringe, I don't care at all. Saying that I made them for that purpose was only in damage control. I will prove myself as a dedicated man to his waifu over the next year. Don't believe me? See it for yourself. You just wait. There's only one thing left to say though, and that's that there will be absolutely NO change from now until I die. I will be creating hundreds of times more OC regarding Yuuko than I ever could have about Mio.

I AM NOT A TROLL, YUUKO IS MY WAIFU FOREVER.

   
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I am desperate for Yuuko roleplay with anyone. WARNING: THIS COULD BE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! My skype is lordfoxworth

I want to talk with anyone
 

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He has also seems to have found a Nano Shinonome Skype roleplayer to fulfill his sexual needs

   
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I am very happy to announce that I am now ALSO in a relationship with Nano Shinonome! I love both Yuuko and Nano. Nano has added me on skype and we are in a serious relationship.
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See also

External links

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8chan threads
 

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