User:Ge5undhe17/I still draw like I'm 12

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Hi, I'm an artist from Deviantart. I'm 20/30+ with a Jesus beard but I still draw like I'm 12. FOREVER YOUNG, WE WILL BE FOREVER YOUNG.
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—truth

   
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Color pencils! Tool of the Gods!
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—wat

   
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As long as there's somebody tied up people will fap to it.
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—an EDiot

   
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Using traditional methods is more natural than that fake digital crap.
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—Not entirely...

How these guys celebrate their birthdays

Remember those days of your childhood when you used to draw dinosaurs with your color pencils before jamming it into your mom's anus or stabbing your friend with it? Fun times, eh? Sorry to ruin your memories, but nowadays your favorite pencils have a new function to a brand different audience: to fullfill the fantasies of sick fucks that have no qualities or skills in art.

A trait easily found on Deviantart (well, wherelse?), fetish drawings made by color pencils aren't only common between users that fap to weird shit, but they are so fucking awful that you can either:

  1. tear your eyes out from what you're seeing;
  2. lol at the sick fuck's retardedly illogical and impossible drawing;
  3. just shrug and go away
  4. TROLL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

However, one thing that is surprisingly noticeable in this type of fetishfag artist is that most of them are in their mid 20s or much more.

Forever young

I don't need art classes/it's my unique style

  • BrokenTeapot - 2 MILLION PAGEVIEWS. Nintendofag, can't even draw a straight line.
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    Every shitty artist circlejerks every other shitty artist by drawing their "OCs". PROTIP: The chick on the left is not a chick.
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    Another disturbing trend is to draw badass superhuman women like Sonya and Chun-Li being restrained by puny ropes and gags; so much for empowerment
  • LureDA - Copy paper, color pencils, and -100 IQ
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    BLUB BLUB what is anatomy
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    What a 12 year old thinks women should look like
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    OMG PUBES, SO SMEXY S MY D BABY
  • ZoeThePinkRanger - Copy paper, HB pencils, Crayons, and some cum after jerking off Edgeling
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    DEM AREOLAE
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    Isn't this basically just a precursor to vore
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    Space straitjacket, what the fuck; also apparently another case of OC circlejerking
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    LOL MSPaint penis
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    By Karyu, 11 years old
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    Compare 2006...
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    ... to 2011, completely different
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    Little girls farting turns this guy on
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    What the christ
  • Metalzaki - Furfag crossdresser bondagefag lorddragonfaggot circlejerker
  • DarkAnimeeny - Pedophile. Lol At Bad English. Mmmmmmmmmmmmh! Uy!
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    Little furry's gonna get raped
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    Why are their crotches all shining (Because the artist is a pedophile)
  • Limpurtikles - Shitty pedofurry, much like the rest of the list.
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    I don't know what's worse, the fact that he masturbates to MLP or that he feels the need to clothe them first
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    Pencil sketches of furries are so hot
  • smsh13 - beatin wimmenz gets him off. GIMME MAH SANDWICH BITCH
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    The artist wants to assure you that this is completely consensual
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    Every single picture he draws is the same dude in the same pose menacing the same completely-consenting women
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    Apparently this is supposed to be a certain GOTIS-infected TARTlet, used for a circlejerk by a bunch of other faggots
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    Why the fuck would you find a shitty diaper sexy
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    Pretty much the same as drownfag art
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    Facepalm
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    FHUMPH
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    Suffocating people is sexy (MCI is a group on DA made up of faggots who think they're cartoon villains, basically a rape club)
  • chloromaster - likes chloroformed girls. He must be a dentist. Or a rapist
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    Probably a date rapist IRL
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    ... or will grow up to be one
  • nackchoval - Obsessed with that shitty cartoon about underage girls who get tied up, inflated, and put into just about every fetish there is
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    The show itself was only slightly shittier than this
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    Rape machine?
  • sincity2 - Traces pictures from Martin Mystery and photoshops it
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    1. Trace images 2. Add ropes 3. ???? 4. FAIL!
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    Cosplaying: The act of sticking one traced head onto another traced body
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    People drowning in mud: Hot
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    If some bitch gives you a picture like this for your birthday, kill her
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    QUALITY
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    Isn't this guy supposed to be able to pass through shit
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    Oh look, a character who WOULDN'T be able to keep this situation from happening, how rare
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    How do I coloring
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    Coloring and anatomy, what are those
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    DEM HIPS
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    Lol, vidyagame background
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    This is why nobody likes Sonic games anymore
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    "This ain't so bad" it says. Yes, yes it is.
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    What the FUCK
  • kphoria - fucking MSPaint vorefag - DEACTIVATED
  • mrcatnap - furry as furry can be
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    HO HO HO that is a clever name, Mr. Furfag
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    How many dead cats are hanging in this guy's closet
  • hydroargentum - Bastardizes Egyptian culture and gets off to women being suffocated.
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    Luckily, no female will ever want to be near this suffocationfag
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    "A good idea" would be for this guy to kill himself
  • single-leg - Draws badly illustrated comics about some chicks getting raped in asylums. Sameface
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    Melty faces, tentacle rape, and suffocation. A+
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    What a clusterfuck, and again with the MCI rape club
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    Wow, what a unique and well-done picture
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    ...
  • momoyoy - the same as mummiesnstuff, only worse: MSPaint bases.
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    Flo's tits are nowhere near that big
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    To make a base worse, just add furry
  • dhim - fucking creepy manchild obsessed with cunt punts and dick kicks
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    How many times did he masturbate to Johnny Bravo being violently rejected by bitches?
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    Honk honk
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    How do you even develop this fetish
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    Can't just have a normal rape fantasy, it's gotta be a furry in diapers
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    Not content with just being a pedophile, diaperfags feel the need to reimagine established characters as pedophiles as well
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    What
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    More evidence against letting tracefags do their thing
  • bug22love - Makes Flashes about girls being slime-raped
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    Hawt
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    This guy probably can't eat jello without having an orgasm
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    Hahahahahahaha
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    ART
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    Fucking anatomy, how does it work
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    I also prefer my women built like a fucking sledgehammer
  • wing-saber - faggotry levels at maximum. Has a thing for girls with body hair, believes he's married to his OC and pretends his real job is to kidnap women for money.
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    100,000 views later, his art is still shit. Nice shitty Nurutu OC, buddy
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    The OC he wishes he could wear the clothes of
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    Why is there a heart there? She doesn't LOOK like she's about to enjoy her imminent rape
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    Pedophilia, and oh, what's this? Another character that could easily free herself. Oh, fetishfags.
  • walnutwilly - Pedophile who needs a good kick in the walnuts
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    DERP
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    The one on the right is supposed to be 18, so how come she's half the size of the 20 year old? Either this guy's a pedophile or into midgets.
  • zeroin001 - lolifag who wishes he was Daikinbakuju, patron saint of pedobondage artists. Makes up for this with RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE powers.
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    Love that closeup of their REALISTIC copypasta'd asses and the little boast about pageviews
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    Does this pedophile use the same ass shot for every single picture? Bonus: He actually brags about following a tutorial for realistic panties
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    Anatomy, felt pens, the fact that neither character should fall victim to this, take your pick
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    Are you fucking serious
  • crocface - DnDfag, sameface, amputee and straightjacket fetishist.
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    Derpface
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    Tentacle rape, how is this still on
  • ChibiWaza - Lady-of-mud's whiteknight/asskisser. Draws anime chicks sinking into mud which is ttly hot!11
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    Splatter me with pink cum baby
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    A flatchested robot without feelings who can alter reality? Must be a different Nagato
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    Pencil crayons and suffocation, a winning combination
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    Feel the emotion
  • jaymanney4life - furry diaperfag pedophile in love with an even worse furry diaperfag pedophile too terrible for DA
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    You cannot deny this is pedophilia
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    What the fuck, man
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    How do you make a poorly drawn picture of underage girls in diapers creepier? Just add tears
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    Terrible
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    This faggot probably treats Pull-Ups commercials as porn
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    WHAT THE HELL
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    Jesus CHRIST
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    This has to be some sort of mutated pedophilia
  • mattkind - where to begin...
  • eduartboudewijn - fucking sick fuck who draws misogynistic transformations of anime chicks into animals and shit
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    Don't really need
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    to say much
  • carlos1976 - hasn't improved in more than 30 years
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    FGSFDS
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    Sailor Pluto's bondage adventures in the children's coloring book
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    Way to fucking ruin Venom
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    Stomachs do not work that way
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    Drawing for one sickfuck with no talent by another sickfuck with no talent
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    Unwanted picture is more like it
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    Accurate anatomy is for squares
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    If trollface didn't wear out its welcome when DA started putting it on their official products, it certainly has now
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    Pencil crayons and incest
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    Most likely traced, yet it still looks like shit
  • fecius - pedophile who professes to be a professional artist, claims to be GOTIS
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    Lerntoline
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    Not shown: the following rape. Protip: When your penciling is this bad, extra detailing on the background just makes it look shittier
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    Please, don't kill the barrel-chested freak
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    Typical pedophile kidnap fantasy
  • tracemem - pedofurry koreaboo with a severe case of USI
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    Well he got one thing right: I can't tell any of them apart
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    "Teenagers" my fucking ass, they can't be any older than 10
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    What's this, an abomination
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    Burn it
  • ButLova - A untalented furry fart fetish inflatefag that can't draw shit. All his "art" is a plague that must die in a fire. Even inflation artists find his gallery a piece of shit.
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    Sonic girls plagued with his drawing of furry foursome farting fetish.
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    Ponies suck anyway, but this should be burned


lol how do I photoshop

Fill tool, dodge, burn is all I need herp

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    Work on drawing a good picture before you work on angles
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    How old is she even supposed to be
  • Jam-Orbital - Bucket tool ftw. Tits are more than enough to get the fans fapping to your work.
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    Body of a twelve-year-old, folks
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    Still the same animu bullshit, only shinier
  • Scaylid00d - PURPLE SHINY WERMS IS SO KAWAII, EVEN THEN THEY'RE EATING GIRLS ALIVE! What a fucking stupid name, too
  • Hypercat-Z - Furfag and pedophile
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    Rape not the italian furry
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    Somebody needs to tell this guy that rape only happens in African hospitals
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    Nobody is built like this
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    I don't know what's worse, the ones that turn them into furries or the ones that sexualize them as they are
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    KILL IT
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    Oh, this is tasteful: a beaten woman with a giant nose and feet
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    Keep this man away from schools (remember, she's 14)
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    Go right ahead, skip the step of learning how to draw an attractive human being, jump right into fagging it up with shitty photoshop skills (she was never that stacked, either)
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    A super genius that lacks the ability to keep from shitting herself. That is what this asshole finds attractive
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    You are fucking disgusting and I hope you die an extremely painful death from a bowel infection earned from the shitty diapers you love to wallow in
  • xjkenny - loves him some dickgirls and Rule34 on "My Life as a Teenage Robot". Member of WWOEC
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    Nice chin. Where did he learn to color?
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    Hot. Random lighting ftw
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    2 hot 4 DA
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    That's a vibrator, isn't that reportable
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    Admitting you're a pedophile makes it no better

Poser poseurs and SecondLife SLuts

  • Rubberbando - The most insane POSERfag in existence. His gallery is a hellhole of clown girls, slimegirls, rubber shit and asdghsahdkajkhkkjh don't go there
  • gagem - Shitty gmod rape art, BUT IT'S NOT RAPE BECAUSE THEIR CLOTHES ARE STILL ON
  • guardian457 - all of his poser models look same, with only one lighting
  • dnrstation - Massive faggot OOMShifter's ban evasion account. Worse shit than before!
  • silenceyoursword - Kill yourself with a sword, rather
  • loraxxx - boring poser arts of tied girls with bought props. Seriously, who would buy virtual stuff you can't even hold?
  • sladefan - Even Canadians can be sickfucks, eh?
  • daneremo01 - ONE LIGHT SOURCE.
  • spookiie65 - Bloom effects makes everything better
  • GothixEmo - Indian guy from British who loves dem loli cat girls. Claims to have "Aspersion Syndrome"
  • James Glover - French-Canadian making 3d work that came from a Nintendo 64. Well at least he doesn't use POSER but holy shit

Reaction

Recently, one of the fetishists listed in this article, KaijuLord, had a freak out when he found his name mentioned in the message boards of ED. He wrote a barely understandable journal which he tells his buttbuddy sick suck friends that he now became a target of ED trolls!

 
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For some of you guys who don't know, here's a bit of a run down of recent events:

1. Somebody recently put me up on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on it's list of butthurt artists with the tagline of "Chris-Chan"...all over replying with "Cool Story Bro" to a troll on one of my pieces and blocking him. (The Paleosaurus one to be exact) 2. Since then I have gotten a record amounts of spam, notes, and general trolling my way. 3. Now somebody wants to put me as a full article on that site, which pretty much would completely RUIN my experience here, or anywhere else with my nick-name of choice, putting my as low as the very ABOMINATION that I am being called.

So with that rundown, that pretty much explains my absence of work in the past weeks, cant seem to check in without a hundred notes in my inbox...

So might I make this formal plea: Please, just leave me be. I'm a struggling, SHITTY artist, who just wants to share his ideas with his circle of "friends" and enjoy the dA experience. Is that so much to ask for?
 

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—KaijuLord, "An Honest Plee"

Minutes later, though, he added a new part in the journal saying it was a misunderstanding and it wasn't about him:

 
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Edit: The journal was about someone else, false alarm. But thanks for all your feedback, it was greatly appreciated.

However I do still have a name on the list of butthurt artists, just the article being written was for a different "kaiju".
 

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Gallery

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    They are literally shooting shit at her, and people are masturbating to it
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    If a woman is found dead, wrapped in plastic wrap, you know where to look
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