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User:Ge5undhe17/I still draw like I'm 12

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Hi, I'm an artist from Deviantart. I'm 20/30+ with a Jesus beard but I still draw like I'm 12. FOREVER YOUNG, WE WILL BE FOREVER YOUNG.
 

 
 

—truth

   
 
Color pencils! Tool of the Gods!
 

 
 

—wat

   
 
As long as there's somebody tied up people will fap to it.
 

 
 

—an EDiot

   
 
Using traditional methods is more natural than that fake digital crap.
 

 
 

—Not entirely...

How these guys celebrate their birthdays

Remember those days of your childhood when you used to draw dinosaurs with your color pencils before jamming it into your mom's anus or stabbing your friend with it? Fun times, eh? Sorry to ruin your memories, but nowadays your favorite pencils have a new function to a brand different audience: to fullfill the fantasies of sick fucks that have no qualities or skills in art.

A trait easily found on Deviantart (well, wherelse?), fetish drawings made by color pencils aren't only common between users that fap to weird shit, but they are so fucking awful that you can either:

  1. tear your eyes out from what you're seeing;
  2. lol at the sick fuck's retardedly illogical and impossible drawing;
  3. just shrug and go away
  4. TROLL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

However, one thing that is surprisingly noticeable in this type of fetishfag artist is that most of them are in their mid 20s or much more.

Forever young

I don't need art classes/it's my unique style

  • BrokenTeapot - 2 MILLION PAGEVIEWS. Nintendofag, can't even draw a straight line.
  • LureDA - Copy paper, color pencils, and -100 IQ
  • ZoeThePinkRanger - Copy paper, HB pencils, Crayons, and some cum after jerking off Edgeling
  • Metalzaki - Furfag crossdresser bondagefag lorddragonfaggot circlejerker
  • DarkAnimeeny - Pedophile. Lol At Bad English. Mmmmmmmmmmmmh! Uy!
  • Limpurtikles - Shitty pedofurry, much like the rest of the list.
  • smsh13 - beatin wimmenz gets him off. GIMME MAH SANDWICH BITCH
  • chloromaster - likes chloroformed girls. He must be a dentist. Or a rapist
  • nackchoval - Obsessed with that shitty cartoon about underage girls who get tied up, inflated, and put into just about every fetish there is
  • sincity2 - Traces pictures from Martin Mystery and photoshops it
  • kphoria - fucking MSPaint vorefag - DEACTIVATED
  • mrcatnap - furry as furry can be
  • hydroargentum - Bastardizes Egyptian culture and gets off to women being suffocated.
  • single-leg - Draws badly illustrated comics about some chicks getting raped in asylums. Sameface
  • momoyoy - the same as mummiesnstuff, only worse: MSPaint bases.
  • dhim - fucking creepy manchild obsessed with cunt punts and dick kicks
  • bug22love - Makes Flashes about girls being slime-raped
  • wing-saber - faggotry levels at maximum. Has a thing for girls with body hair, believes he's married to his OC and pretends his real job is to kidnap women for money.
  • walnutwilly - Pedophile who needs a good kick in the walnuts
  • zeroin001 - lolifag who wishes he was Daikinbakuju, patron saint of pedobondage artists. Makes up for this with RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE powers.
  • crocface - DnDfag, sameface, amputee and straightjacket fetishist.
  • ChibiWaza - Lady-of-mud's whiteknight/asskisser. Draws anime chicks sinking into mud which is ttly hot!11
  • jaymanney4life - furry diaperfag pedophile in love with an even worse furry diaperfag pedophile too terrible for DA
  • mattkind - where to begin...
  • eduartboudewijn - fucking sick fuck who draws misogynistic transformations of anime chicks into animals and shit
  • carlos1976 - hasn't improved in more than 30 years
  • fecius - pedophile who professes to be a professional artist, claims to be GOTIS
  • tracemem - pedofurry koreaboo with a severe case of USI
  • ButLova - A untalented furry fart fetish inflatefag that can't draw shit. All his "art" is a plague that must die in a fire. Even inflation artists find his gallery a piece of shit.


lol how do I photoshop

Fill tool, dodge, burn is all I need herp

  • Jam-Orbital - Bucket tool ftw. Tits are more than enough to get the fans fapping to your work.
  • Scaylid00d - PURPLE SHINY WERMS IS SO KAWAII, EVEN THEN THEY'RE EATING GIRLS ALIVE! What a fucking stupid name, too
  • Hypercat-Z - Furfag and pedophile
  • xjkenny - loves him some dickgirls and Rule34 on "My Life as a Teenage Robot". Member of WWOEC

Poser poseurs and SecondLife SLuts

  • Rubberbando - The most insane POSERfag in existence. His gallery is a hellhole of clown girls, slimegirls, rubber shit and asdghsahdkajkhkkjh don't go there
  • gagem - Shitty gmod rape art, BUT IT'S NOT RAPE BECAUSE THEIR CLOTHES ARE STILL ON
  • guardian457 - all of his poser models look same, with only one lighting
  • dnrstation - Massive faggot OOMShifter's ban evasion account. Worse shit than before!
  • silenceyoursword - Kill yourself with a sword, rather
  • loraxxx - boring poser arts of tied girls with bought props. Seriously, who would buy virtual stuff you can't even hold?
  • sladefan - Even Canadians can be sickfucks, eh?
  • daneremo01 - ONE LIGHT SOURCE.
  • spookiie65 - Bloom effects makes everything better
  • GothixEmo - Indian guy from British who loves dem loli cat girls. Claims to have "Aspersion Syndrome"
  • James Glover - French-Canadian making 3d work that came from a Nintendo 64. Well at least he doesn't use POSER but holy shit

Reaction

Recently, one of the fetishists listed in this article, KaijuLord, had a freak out when he found his name mentioned in the message boards of ED. He wrote a barely understandable journal which he tells his buttbuddy sick suck friends that he now became a target of ED trolls!

 
 
For some of you guys who don't know, here's a bit of a run down of recent events:

1. Somebody recently put me up on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on it's list of butthurt artists with the tagline of "Chris-Chan"...all over replying with "Cool Story Bro" to a troll on one of my pieces and blocking him. (The Paleosaurus one to be exact) 2. Since then I have gotten a record amounts of spam, notes, and general trolling my way. 3. Now somebody wants to put me as a full article on that site, which pretty much would completely RUIN my experience here, or anywhere else with my nick-name of choice, putting my as low as the very ABOMINATION that I am being called.

So with that rundown, that pretty much explains my absence of work in the past weeks, cant seem to check in without a hundred notes in my inbox...

So might I make this formal plea: Please, just leave me be. I'm a struggling, SHITTY artist, who just wants to share his ideas with his circle of "friends" and enjoy the dA experience. Is that so much to ask for?
 


 

—KaijuLord, "An Honest Plee"

Minutes later, though, he added a new part in the journal saying it was a misunderstanding and it wasn't about him:

 
 
Edit: The journal was about someone else, false alarm. But thanks for all your feedback, it was greatly appreciated.

However I do still have a name on the list of butthurt artists, just the article being written was for a different "kaiju".
 


 

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