Jay Herrod
Jay Herrod, or "Old Man" or "Your Dad" is a pedophilic redneck living somewhere where racists burn crosses and confederate flags still hang. He is a laughing stock on YouTube with username Jay Herrod. He is a hairy pedo animal that slobbers over his niece Selena Gomez. His inability to keep his pants on his waist burns the eyes of innocent victims to his YouTube Channel. Unfortunately, due to the fact that he is more than 200 years old, he is not capable of understanding what internet trolls are. They feed on the anger that he releases when people call him an ancient turd waiting to be flushed, or the fact that he is a disgusting pedomonster who shoves his dick to the camera for his young "fans" at any given moment.
History Lesson on ShedDwellers
Jay Herrod is most known for confessing hisChris Hanson-concerning love for Latino Singer Selena Gomez. He posted a video declaring his fetish for her, saying that "she is 18 years old". He also creepily enough knows her birthdate as well.
SELENA GOMEZ TOTAL CONTROL OF ME, YES
Jay Herrod has been featured on Tawsh.zero (as he calls it) and has been truthfully called a pedophile. Being the angry birdface he is, he yells at his shitty 2001 vhs camera that he does not like being called a pedophile, and will "sue."
I AM A FLAT-OUT PEDOPHILE
Jay Herrod has a disgusting obsession to ripping off his pants and dancing to birthday songs to the camera for his preteen girl fans and southern homos to somehow enjoy, unless they are laughing about how much of a cringe he is. His dances range from flopping his fat spoiled pancakes around to flying the 1940s helicopter deep in his crab infested piece of cloth he calls a skirt. Jay Herrod enjoys being a chicken leg tranny, by wearing skirts in his free time to try and "educate" people of the Constitution, at random shitholes like the local run-down Gas Station and Grocery Store. By wearing female clothing, Jay Herrod believes that he is spreading the word of equality and accepting others, when in reality, he looks like a total freak when he's purchasing lube at Walmart.
Magical Beliefs and deep into the mind of Mr.Mast0rNinja
Jay Herrod has the constant belief that he is a weeaboo ninja who can teach fighting methods to his nerdy "fans" from his town drunk. Videos like "defense tactics" involves Jay slicing his "haters" with his genetilia. His belief that a skirt crossdresser can be a combat badass is mind-boggling. Not only does Jay Hairid think that he himself is a comedy god (horrific attempt at comedy on his channel), but he also believes he is a god for saving a kid from commiting suicide. When defending the pedophilic alarming emotion towards Selena Gomez, he mentions that he saved a teen from killing himself. (Somehow connected to him not being a pedophilic gremlin.)
Jay Herrod: 2012 President Candidate
After feeling accomplished at scarring innocent people on the interwebs, Jay began running for president (I highly doubt he can even be elected for a student counsil position). His sponsor for his election was a soon-to-be homeless neckbeard. He had the most awkward and tense interview with Jay Herrod, and was also added to Jay Herrod's comedy videos (the comedy = shit). The fact that Jay Herrod believes he can go from a skirt transexual predator to a U. S. President makes peoples blood boil. The chances of him becoming president of a country is the same as a brony watching an adult film. (If you can't tell by the obvious comparison... it's highly unlikely.)
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