Jesuotaku

Jesuotaku, or Hope "Harry" Chapman is an ugly post op boy to woman tranny due to the operation having been botched in her tweener years and post E-famous whore now going Hollywood level infamous. Long time a Reject Weeaboo, Jesu has long gone under the radar due to being a That Guy with The Glasses hack contributor of poorly acted half assed reviewing and criterion analysis of the Japanese animation medium of Anime, because well, as if Americans have the same culture as that of a country kilometers the fuck away and across the sea, and generally coming across as a semi decent, if not somewhat annoying and mild self warranted asshead who shows her Basement U major in Assuming Things and Themes in Anime with Ignorance Out of Her Basement For E Fame.

However, recent tabloid shit and gossip turned truth reveals an uglier and much more severe revelation about her: She is actually way more harmful, malignant, backstabbing, deceiving, and outright evil than anyone could have perceived and diagnosed with GOTIS. You may ask us, "WELL ED YOU FAGS IF SHE WAS THAT BAD YOU WOULD HAVE SNIFFED IT OUT EARLIER YOU FUCKS"- If she was really that good of a vile trashy yet elite masqurading whore of babylon, we wouldn't have found her out now, would we?

Personality and Background Information

WARNING

JesuOtaku is very much a selfish ratty and malicious bitch who will likely kill you for your monies, and if it will benefit her. Do not be fooled by her geek girl appearance, weeaboo niche interests and tomboy youthful attitude- As a psychopathic post op transvestite she bears a stiletto hidden in an elastic dildo made from her old gender cock that she still keeps hidden up her asshole, and will likely shank the fuck out of your spine if you turn your fucking back. Though as shitty as a host and live actor she is, she's very good at pulling heartstrings and turning faces in real life. Do not be fucking fooled by this wretch- WE REPEAT, DO NOT GET FUCKING FOOLED BY THIS FUCKING WRETCH.

STILL FUCKIN WARNING YOU

History

Stint with Desu Squared

The DesuDes Brigade was Jesu's major breakthrough as an "anime reviewer". However, despite her humble beginnings and that the site was overall (minus her) decently anime fanny, including a hot go go call girl esque fox girl clit and her bunny girl friend (hey, if she's only fuzzy at her ears and vag, wears white go go boots and names herself vixen, we'd take her on a nice night out lathe her in admiration and hit it), Jesu decided to take her talents to That Guy With The Glasses sometime later. Despite what her former friends at the former DesuDes Brigade might know, Jesu was really a backstabbing heartless bitch when this happened. You guys should look into Doug Walker's closet and the office of Mike Micheaud. That will tell a lot.

On the contrary to any of the DesuDes Brigade's work, Jesu's stuff was rather shitty. Her Basement U major clearly manifested itself into her work; in addition to being a double standard waiving slut and a self serving favoritism lathing annoying fuckwaffle, you could clearly see also her personality manifesting as the host of the show. In the world of the Bitch Goddess run cosmology of showbiz, a major rule of playing host is that you either put on an act or you are to act like a decent human being if your name is put out there, even on talk shows. Like Spoony however, Jesu up and acted like as if she lived in Japan, knew all about its culture, and mouthed her gums and flapped them as if they were infested by anything that lurked in a septic tank in futile attempts to get that shit off (it never did). Pretending to know Japan through Anime is what they do best at Basement U, and we'll advise as if it hasn't been before- BASEMENT U FUCKIN SUCKS A DICK

Shitlist Hit Bitch Explanation

Jesu isn't just some whiny primlipped attention whore who turns the dick up to 11 for geek girl fetishists- She is a very, very vile and shitfilthy whore who deliberately stole away a townhouse that her ex-boyfriend owned while she was fucking Zac Bertschy and ran away with him. In addition to her know nothing, ignorance derived and inane geek level dumbfuckery (as if any gender is immune to that), she is a narcissistic, and extremely greedy ratso cunt who hides a very dangerous backstabbing and corpse climbing narcissistic personality disorder that runs on serial criminal-esque proportions of what the fuck levels of criminally insane. We're serious with the her stealing a townhouse that her boyfriend owned bit, and there's no telling what she will do to keep her class standing, even murder. Other than porn. We're fine with that.

SAUUUUUCCCCEEEEEE

• For:
  • A bucket of fecal matter and wet trash to be dumped on her head, press 57:57
  • To learn that she was willing to take advantage of a coworker's abusive conditions under management for her own advantage, press 1:01:50
  • To know that she was cheating on her ex boyfriend and stole a townhouse with her new boytoy, press 1:03:04
  • For a direct quote of Jesu's describing her as a sycophantic cocksucking working stiff who will fuck her way up the ladder, press 1:03:24

See Also

• Zac Bertschy

Jesuotaku is part of a series on Anime Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage.

Jesuotaku is part of the TGWTG Circle-jerk Circlejerk: That Guy With The Glasses • Doug Walker • JewWario • Linkara • TheSpoonyOne • ScrewAttack/Former Talent • Angry Joe • Todd in the Shadows • Nostalgia Chick • Jesuotaku • Anime News Network Enemies: Asalieri • ScrewAttack