Bonita Tindle

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Bonita Tindle is the latest soldier for social justice, whose methods of preventing cultural appropriation alarmed the Internet at large last week. Cory Goldstien, a white student at SFSU (of course), was stalked down two flights of stairs, then assaulted by Tindle as he blatantly flaunted his appropriation of "her" culture by twisting the smelly clumps of his unwashed hair into dreadlocks. This triggered Bonita, and her natural reaction to Goldstein's culturetheft was to re-appropriate his hair, demanding a pair of scissors and pulling Goldstein down a flight of concrete stairs.

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Because a deranged black person stalking a greasy white trust fund hipster down a lonely stairway isn't suspicious at all, a passing student of Lulz Theory 201 took notice this and began to record. The high yellow reptoid-hipster stood as backup while Ms Tindle attempted in vain to grab the greasy hipster, whose shitty hygiene prevented his rape and humiliation. Old media reacted with a sigh, the misogynists had a field day and the stupid burned enough that someone wrote a shitty ED article about it. You're welcome.

Yes, but is it activism?

The comment section of the videos exploded with the usual Internet outrage, and of course the University is "investigating" instead of "prosecuting".

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