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Bonita Tindle

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Why you filmin?

Bonita Tindle is the latest soldier for an increasingly warped vision of IRL justice, whose methods of preventing cultural appropriation alarmed the Internet at large last week. Cory Goldstien✡, a white-ish student at SFSU (of course), was stalked down two flights of stairs, then assaulted by Tindle as he blatantly flaunted his appropriation of "her" culture having twisted the smelly clumps of his unwashed hair into dreadlocks. This triggered Bonita, and her natural reaction to Goldstein's culturetheft was to re-appropriate his hair, demanding a pair of scissors and pulling Goldstein down a flight of concrete stairs.

Video

Because a deranged black person stalking a greasy white trust fund hipster down a lonely stairway isn't suspicious at all, a passing student of Lulz Theory 201 took notice of this and began to record. The high yellow reptoid-hipster stood as backup while Ms Tindle attempted in vain to grab the greasy hipster, whose shitty hygiene enabled his escape. Old media reacted with a sigh, the misogynists had a field day, the race-baiters had a field day, and the stupid burned enough that someone wrote a shitty ED article about it.

   
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Why are you filming this?
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—Bonita, prefers to assault people anonymously

   
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My hair, my rules, my body
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—seems reasonable, right?

Aftermath

Cory Goldstein

After the video came out, the Internet reacted with outrage and mock outrage, and of course exposed her alleged n00dz. Bonita reacted by deleting her LinkedIn which had described her as "Cinematographer, Photographer, Editor, Journalist, Media Specialist." So her plan is to go into old media. Great.

Cory, being a pretty cool guy, decided not to press charges, although he said "I did file a formal campus police report and I decided to let the education system deal with her", and they plan to. Because Goldstein is a Jew, he capitalized on this by updating his Soundcloud description, and certain clickbait sites cited this as evidence that Cory intends to cash in on this assault... because that would be unreasonable.

Gay Ethnic Inspector Gadget

The high yellow hipster who stood idly by surely noticed the camera but didn't tell Bonita. This was one element of the video that led some to believe the video was fake, but EDiots theorize he is an agent of the lulz and perhaps even coerced Ms Tindle's autistic outburst.

The photographer who filmed the event does intend to press charges for Bonita's attempt to grab his recording device.

The Black Student Union released a statement about the incident, claiming the video was edited and uploaded by A FUCKING WHITE MALE and is therefore automatically suspect:

   
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The Black Student Union does not condone any act of harassment, physical or verbal, thus we will not stand by while one of our members is attacked by the media and portrayed as the aggressor in a situation in which she was verbally assaulted. The video leaves out key components of the incident such as their initial interaction; additionally the video was edited to present a portion of their conversation. The personal motivation of the White male who released this video is suspect: it does not work towards justice, nor does it work towards a righteous cause.
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—SFSU BSU (archive), victim blaming

See also

External links

Bonita Tindle is part of a series on YouTube.

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Bonita Tindle is part of a series on Education

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