Plotahedron9

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Plotahedron9 is a channel on YouTube created by a man named Lucas Nobulus. He is similar to that of a Tumblrina, because he whines and bitches about the most superficial and inoffensive of things. One difference about him is that instead of Tumblr, he uses Plotagon, an animation website where people use pre-animated assets to create videos.

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Detailed Rip

Plotahedron9 specializes in a trend called grounded videos. But there is more to him than that, which is why now you will see a numbered list as to why he is a horrible cock.

1. He thinks he is an almighty god who should have the ground he steps on worshiped, when in reality, all he had ever did was make Plotagon grounded videos and user threat videos.
2. He gets butthurt easily.[1]
3. He is fucking shit at making titles such as SUPER SAD NEWS WAAAAAAAAAA and SUPER GOOD NEWS!!! and SUPER BAAAD NEWWWWSSSS! What takes the cake is how they are almost interchangable, considering most of them are just SUPER thing x NEWS.
4. Not only does he get offended easily, but he gets excited all too simply. [2]
5. He is one of those people who think the worst thing that can happen to anyone is them getting grounded by their parents for life. Not only that, but he thinks that making hate videos out of people is enough to make them cry.
6. His videos tend to be about as shallow as the Aral Sea is today. [3]
7. He fantasizes about minors (whom are just friends, they don't even love each other) having sexual intercourse. [4]
8. The more information that comes out about him, the overall worse of a person he is. In essence, the way he learns from his mistakes is learning to make more of them.

Pervert Alert

I'm your host, Plotahedron9, let's get right into the SM3X!!!

Our friend Plotahedron9 seems to be quite the peeper, doesn't he? Not only is there the video where he makes CHILDREN HAVE SEX [5] (which we will NOT stop talking about, even if you get sick of it), but he has admitted to making another video with sex pr0n in it, which got BALEETED by YouTube, but for some reason THIS LITTLE PIGGY [6] DIDN'T! This is his initial reaction:

Since the video was deleted 20 minutes after being posted, nobody had the chance to view it (or even gave a shit for that matter). However, it is still viewable on Plotagon. [7] What we guessed before finding it was that it was a yoai video for the 9-year old to whack off to (cough cough THIS [8] cough cough). Then again, the title is literally I GOT A STRIKE WAAAA!, implying a whiny and pussyish tone, as if he were a CHILD, so if it's not yaoi, then it's probably some DDLG or shota shit. However, he did once say that porn was gross. He possibly just put sex in the video to be dark and edgy, and to make himself look like a brave and cool badass, who MAY look like a typical nine-year old, but is more mature and just SUPERIOR IN ALL WAYS TO HIS PEERS! The only thing he needs now is the first graders begging on their knees for his bad-boi autograph. The problem is nobody cares about Plotahedron9 at all.

Allisima Productions Drama

Plotahedron9 used to be a fan of Allisima Productions. Needless to say, Allisima did not mirror those feelings, so much so as to... SLIGHTLY MAKE AN INOFFENSIVE LIGHT MOCKERY OF HIS WORKS, OH NO! If you don't even believe how light it is, then watch 32:32 to 37:22 of the video in this external link: [9] Plotahedron9, being the so-self-centered-that-he'd-faint-just-by-looking-at-the-title-of-this-page type of person he is, got triggered and made a video about how Allisima was deserving of a death sentence. [10] Another YouTuber named TheAwesomeDude mocked him in Lowlisima Live #9, so much so that Plotahedron9 turned against him too. This, of course, inspired the fucking Allisima ✖ TheAwesomeDude yaoi video I talked about earlier. [11]

Video Quality In General

Most of his videos are just E-go strokes, but let's take a look at the other videos. I will sum it up in as few words possible: Crude messes of sloppily-put together horse shit. I mean, any video that isn't self-centered is STILL repetitive. They all follow this formula: Caillou (of all things) does a stupid thing, and gets grounded for it. It is predictable in all ways possible. There is no suspense as to what is going on or will go on, or even any other supporting events outside of what was mentioned earlier.

This is fucking disappointing. Especially since the character models of Plotagon look kind of creepy themselves.

Look at this shit. Stare right into it. Take the time to admire each detail. Nightmare Fuel, right?

Holy shit! The subject has become aware!

Plotahedron9 saw this page right after he was given a link (the link was given in order to milk the lulz out of him), and made a video on it. Yes, Plotahedron9 is actually that easy to ambush, and even more of a moron than anyone thought.

The best part is when he says: "I HOEP DA GAI WHU MAED DA WEBSITE AND THE GUYS HUU MAED THE NEW VOYCEZ WATCH PRON, BECAUS IT ES GROUS!" I can't believe I'm actually hearing "Porn is gross" from the mouth of the guy who made porn himself. [12] Also, what if we like the porn? What if we actually get off to porn? What then? It's almost like he only recently found out what Rule 34 was. Also, he can't tell the difference between a website and a page. Bruh, Encyclopedia Dramatica IS the website and Plotahedron9 is just a page on the website. Get your facts straight.

Plotahedron9 Pleads Innocent:

A JewTuber by the name of Plotahedron8 made a comment saying that he used to own the Plotahedron9 account, but his little brother got a hold of it and starting acting like a douche under his identity. SURE AS FUCK GOOD TO KNOW! The comment said:

	“	GUYS! THIS IS IMPORTANT, I WILL BE POSTING THIS ON EVERY PLOTAHEDRON9 VIDEO! My little brother, who is 9 years old, got into this account and impersonated me, and as such, ruined the reputation of my channel. I have tried to retrieve it for a long time, but with little success. I only just found out who it was. Since I have no way of getting this channel back, I have started a new channel, Plotahedron8, where I will be posting my videos from now on.	„

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Exposed Videos On Plotahedron9:

• Lowlisima Live #9 [13]
• Plotagon Garbage Episode 1: Plotahedron9 [14]

See Also:

• Misha Silenosti
• Butthurt
• BlueshineWolf
• Unwarranted Self-Importance
• Drama queen
• DGTrixie

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