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Dragon-goddess also known as Blue-Rosa, also known as Eien is a plagarist attention whore who draws amazing animu art. Her hobbies include whining, being a virgin, and sucking the dicks of popular artists so they can be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety. She also has a sick fetish for drawing pregnant women badly.

Her art

Can't tell if pregnant or not.
More like anatomy in general

Dragon-goddess seems to have the idea stuck in her head that if you add more detail it equals to your level of artistic talent, even if you have no fucking idea what you're doing. Her faces constantly look like they were hit with a blunt object and her anatomy seems to go up and down like a rollercoaster. Mostly this is because she references what she can't draw. Which is pretty much everything. Her collage of traced body parts often create a downs Frankenstien's monster but uglier. Even tracing can't get her to draw anything remotely good.

Calling her out on her bullshit will only result in you being blocked and hidden from her page with hilarious results. She'll also delete the evidence to keep her loyal fans oblivious so screenshot the hell out of her before she deletes fucking everything.

 
 
I’ve been saying this for years and is my quote on deviantart “The person that will give the hardest Critiques on your art works is yourself” because it was obviously true after watching hundreds of artists on dA say different aspects of their art that they hated. And being an artist myself so i know how it is, and that out of everyone on this planet, i’m the most harshest on my OWN art.
 

 

—Dragon-Goddess, Clearly not looking at her own art


Despite her constant theivery, lack of originality and skill, Dragon-Goddess likes to treat herself like a true popular artist. This entails giving motivational art speeches, doing commissions, livestreaming, only doing art trades with high quality artists and teaching others how to draw. Yes, she also believes that she is very talented and therefore qualified to teach others how to be a hack with her awesome video tutorials. Watch and learn! Maybe one day you'll be able to draw just like her.

Herp derp


Ripping Kaze-hime

They so different.

When Dragon-Goddess's idol Kaze-hime farted out another image onto deviantart, D-G was quick to wet herself like an over excited little puppy on crack as she had finally found the next image to rip off. Her jellyfish image that is now BAWLEETED was up and it was not long before a fellow tartlet quickly noticed the similarities. What soon followed was a reply of gratitude and thanks for teaching her how to give proper credit. Because she appreciates all the comments and feedback she gets, Dragon-goddess promptly hid all evidence pointing to her thievery after slamming the commentator with proof that "other people draw jelly fish too omg." Dragon-goddess would like to make it clear that because nothing is original anymore, this gives her permission to steal everything from other artists.


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As we can clearly see, Dragon-goddess is one of the most originaru srs bzns artists on deviantART because after all, "out of everyone on this planet, she’s the most harshest on her OWN art." You can see that her skills and imagination are prominent in most images like her shitty Modoka fanart. She was apparently sick of seeing all of the smiley happy pictures of Mokoko and wanted to be different. So what better way to be different than by drawing Madoko smiling normally with tears in her eyes and of course ripping off another fanart of the anime by someone who can actually draw.

It was only after a certain mishap where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no.


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When the lordly and mighty weeaboo queen Kaze-Hime opened up her 100 sketch requests that she never fully followed through, Dragon-Goddess was quick to pounce on the opportunity like a seedy stalker on an under aged preteen. Somehow, amidst the confusion, the great and witty D-G took this as an official contract between the two and was quick to write all over her page on how she was in the process of doing a collab with the all great and powerful Oz. It was probably in between tracing over K-H’s faces that Dragon-Goddess had the brilliant idea to go and rip those off too. You can see the time line as she expertly ninja’d her way into another person’s style which she then claimed as her own.


In the end, it is probably safe to assume that Dragon-goddess does indeed have something unique and interesting about her after all. The ability to turn gold into shit.

Pregnancy fetish

Remember. Its a miracle.
Not a fetish.

D-G has an incredible hard-on for pregnancy. Possibly because her lesbian disorder leaves her unable to have babies. Whenever there is a pregnant woman around, Eien can sense it much like Professor Oak can sense when bikes are being used indoors. Her unused vagina gets moist and she proceeds to lactate. As a result, she draws a lot of it. If you look at her gallery you're inclined to find hundreds of beautiful drawings of her lesbian pairing Aiden and Fiona both of which seem to constantly be suffering from pregnancy. By this point in time its safe to assume that babies walk out of them like a vortex.

Dragon-goddess tries so hard to convince everyone that pregnancy is a 'miracle'. Remember she is a serious artist, and she proves this by drawing her pregnant OCs in the nude in sultry poses. She likes to reuse the word 'miracle' over 9000 times by mentioning it in the artist comments, title and in the art itself. This is most likely attempts to detour people into thinking that pregnancy isn't a fetish that she faps to at night. Any comment suggesting such will result in her claiming her pregger art is different from other pregger art. If you ask her about her pregnancy she will tell you about how as a Lesbian she can never have children of her own and lament her being a virgin. In her world only miracles make babies.

Some people even tell her how pretty her art is.

 
 
This is a really nice picture and it's good to see some tasteful pregnancy art. You havent wrecked it; the skin or really nicely done and they eyes are stunning. You probably should have used free-transform or warp on the stockings so they didn't look so cut and pasted but that's a pet peeve of mine so don't take it personally.
 

 

 
 
They're both lovely. Her pregnancy looks accurate and not overexerted like some pics out there.
 

 

 
 
I love how you make it seem so beautiful, I hope it changes ppl's mind about how its seen.
 

 

 
 
It didn't feel beauty when my back was thrown out and I gained 40 pounds, but your picture illustrates it nicely and the way you describe it is beautiful. ^^
 

 

—Some of her supporters, helping her self-esteem

Attention whoring

Dragon-goddess about to return with favourite generating shit.

All she wants for her birthday is you attenshunz.

Because her stamps are the most popular thing in her entire shit-crusted gallery (probably because she hasn't drawn any of it), Dragon-Goddess intends to grace DeviantArt with her miraculous presence once more, and what better way to announce her arrival by raping our eyes with even more of her favourite gay penis comic that no one has ever heard of.

The fact that she's celebrating her birthday by returning to tartlet land and planning to whore out her beautiful art isn't whorish enough, apparently. It's painfully obvious that she intends to have everyone grace her with birthday wishes, asspats, and possibly find a new lesbian whore.


Bawww

A bloo bloo bloo
Her tumblr is full of this.

It is difficult to tell what Dragon-Goddess's has a very high or low self-esteem. Every month or so she regains eyesight and realizes how shit her art actually is and sighs about it while threatening to quit as her fans reluctantly convince her not to. The more likely scenario is she doesn't hate her art and just loves the attention she gets when she's having emotional rl troubles. She has the tendency to turn every topic into something about her and her sad little life to anyone. When that fails she'll half-heartedly attempt suicide. She will often reblog endless baww photos and albums of Linkin Park on her shitty tumblr. Most likely if Dragon-goddess were to realize the existence of this page she'd start touching herself in joy.



It's fairly obvious that she loves the sound of her own voice as she has many tl;dr artist comments, generally stating her thoughts, feelings and an update on her menstural cycle as if we really give a shit. Even when talking to someone through comments you can reply to her with half a sentence and she'll reply with a 1000 word essay.

D-G is apparently too logical in thought.

Due to a seemingly recent event where others were ‘talking about D-G behind her back”, Dragon-goddess is quick to remind us all that you do not in fact know her at all and that you should not be quick to judge her. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Of course all of what has been displayed on this page is completely wrong and she is actually a nice person.



In spite of having convinced absolutely everybody that she is indeed an artist with morals and integrity, D-G seemingly isn’t aware that she does enough ‘feeling’ for the rest of us. She would also like to convince you all that she’s a human with real emotions and that this should be understood as an excuse for her fail, outbursts, being a hypocrite, being a virgin, not needing to think logically and blatant disregard for producing real art properly like everyone else.





Cocksucking

We're bffs now rite? Can I has art then?

She'll comment on popular artists works with tips on how to draw in the dire hopes that they will reply and acknoledge her exsistence, quickly wetting herself with excitment if they do. Somehow she manages to reply to 5 word replies with fucking paragraphs. Most of the time when she receives more than one reply she'll consider herself to be friends and daringly ask for an art trade.


Shamelessly asking for art swaps and collaborations with far superior artists isn’t all that Dragon-goddess will do in a pathetic attempt to make herself seem important. She has no problem in stepping on her friends and their opinions in order to show everyone just how mature and knowledgeable she really is. Because she hasn't been handed the information ‘how to take artists techniques’, on a silver platter, she finds the need to have a cry about it to a more popular tartlet. Seeing as Dragon-goddess is annoyed because people are going to “Figure it out anyways”, why don't you just stop being selfish, make it easier for them and hand it over. :C Since naturally, people can just figure out how to do things by copying others, this would definitely explain why she's so adept at art by now.

Sexuality

Dragon-Goddess often openly admits that she's bisexual and by God is she quick to remind everyone that she has an online lesbian relationship omg . Apparently she met her girlfriend |Fie-2x4 irl but is still embarrassingly a virgin. This might just be because she's not really into vagina but figures claiming so will help get them atensuns she so desperately hopes for.

Dragon-goddess trying to impress Tom Preston
So is she asexual or...
 
 
Over the years I’ve started to realize and notice it more that there is a high possibility that i AM asexual. Every relationship i’ve had, i’ve never had any urge or motivation to involve with someone for “sexual” reasons, its always been because i loved their personality/who they were, I tried to pretend a few times, but in the end i always broke up with people (if i wasn’t the one being dumped) because I didn’t feel any sexual attraction towards them, and I always felt bad, because its not just a once or twice thing, its a REACURRING problem with me with both females and males i’ve dated, what’s worse is I feel “in love” with the person still but I just don’t feel any urge to express my love in any sexual manner, and when i mean sexual i also mean kissing, cuddling, hugging and of course sex.

And for a long time I felt weird, because i WANT to be with someone, I WANT to be in a relationship, but when I actually get into the relationship, its like that asexual switch gets turned on and I just can’t encourage myself into being intimate. My last and most recent relationship was the first time I took a step forward in trying to show physical type attraction and even then…it was limited to hugging, holding hands and kissing. God damn it…I just want to be normal like everyone else, where they want to boink the person they are with after a few/couple months.
 


 

—Dragon-Goddess, Unsure how to tell her girlfriend she just wants dick.


Brrrrrr, I said it’s cold in here. There must be some men in the atmosphere.


If it wasn’t apparent already by now, Dragon-goddess likes to take on other peoples pain as her own and make a big scene about it to show everyone just how much she’s been through and just how oh so damaged she is.

As you can see, D-G must have suffered some tremendous and soul shocking experience to her psyche in order to turn her off men. You can’t help but feel sorry for her as the injury to her psychological being is so severe in fact, that it had actually managed to change her sexuality permanently. Apparently, telling someone that their heart is as cold as Antarctica is one of the harshest things ever.

Although she has the incessant need to be as dramatic as possible when it comes to her dislike in boys, seemingly hating men doesn’t seem to stop her from favouring Yaoi as her main source of fangirling material.



She also likes to express how a lesbian relationship works even though she doesn't know a thing. But then again she has proven to us all that you don't need to know something in order to teach it. If that were so then she wouldn't be making art tutorials.

Classic hypocrisy

No one is allowed steal from us!!
Even she realizes not crediting is wrong.

As per classical D-G's way of thinking, it's perfectly acceptable for her to be plagaristic but the second she picks up on someone referencing art she instantly drops everything and starts to bark orders to do the right thing. Either she believes that tracing is a privilege exclusive to herself only or she had no idea that others had caught her obvious traces. In one case scenario there was a character that had a similar colorscheme to that of her lesbian whore's. No one is as rightous and sharp as D-G however as she dove in with claws bearing.


It's so terrible being me :(

It wasn’t before long that a fellow deviant tart realized D-G’s mistake, and kindly reminded her that tracing was bad and that she knew this, since she was accustomed to schooling others about it.


As previously stated, Dragon-Goddess loves to claw at any chance to make everything about herself and say just how bad she really has it, when in actual fact, the truth accidentally slipped out one day. It is probably a good bet to say that she actually has next to nothing wrong with her life, and all of her problems she baws about are in fact moot.

Reaction to ED

With such a quick and sharp intuition that only a professional thief could have, Dragon-goddess took part in her own trolling as she was too dumb to even realize when people weren’t actually being nice to her.


What soon followed could only be described as what D-G does best. An attempt to cover up any evidence of her fail in fear that important and popular people would catch wind of her not being an actual artist that she claimed to be. She managed to accomplish this by bawleting her ‘miracle’ themed art and even her tumblr account. after she promptly hid any comment even associating herself to being on ED.

Words of Wisdom

   
 
Fucken.
 

 
 

—Dragon-goddess most used word.

   
 
I’m proud of how FAR my art has gotten since back when i started. And i’m proud that at least my CGing has gotten better than it was back in 2007. basically I’m proud of the improvements i’ve made. (even if i feel they aren’t enough sometimes)
 

 
 

—Mistaking 'improvement' for 'not at all'

   
 
I’m an Otaku…..possibly become a slight weeaboo when watching yaoi, but i never mix my japanese with my english, but i do say “oh my god” a lot rofl
 

 
 

—Not afraid to admit her fail

   
 
Seriously, they did a few Cinderella movies after the first and i always kept waiting and hoping that she would of popped out a kid (
 

 
 

—Fucken really?


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