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Greta Thunberg
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Greta Thunberg = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg, better known as Greta Thundercunt, is a 21-year-old autistic piece of Euro trash from Sweden, she occupies her time crying to social media about climate change.
Like many environmentalist crybabies that think that the world can be changed with speeches that point the finger at problems while throwing accusations blindly or simply blaming the Joos. She, and others like her, are unable of offering no real solutions while, at the same time, they shirk their generations' involvement in the problems of the world by dimishing their responsability and blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.
Relatively unknown, even after being made Time's Person of the Year until The Donald made a Tweet suggesting that she burn a Doob and chill the fuck out.
Like so many Girls her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make tasty sammiches that'll keep her in the kitchen and away from the podium.
Advocacy
Greta's idea of cutting class, uh we mean, "striking from school to protest the evils of climate change" came to her soon after Masturbating to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting when she saw students refuse to return to school as a protest to Gun violence and for greater gun control and a bigger Government to rule us.
Her message is the same old bourgeoisie drivel that has been preached since the 1960s by the trendy fucker elite.
The world is fucked and it's the older generation's fault and responsibility to fix it before they hand the reins over to the next generation.
Like so many of her type, she points the finger but can offer no realistic solutions. Her whole message is that we need to listen to scientists and get rid of money by dismantling Capitalism. She wants us to listen to the same scientists that gave us Atomic Weapons, invented plastics and who rarely if ever, double-check published theories because there's no glamour in it? Yep! Let's listen to those scientists that got us into the problem she claims are destroying the Earth because we have Credit Cards.
Autism
Greta claims to suffer from Aspergergers Syndrome and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Greta claims to suffer from selective mutism which to the dumb liberal mentally ill masses, One might mistake as wisdom but what it really means in the domestic life is that she knows when to keep her mouth shut and bring her man a beer.
Chris-Chan has even called her particular brand of eco-autism a super power
Similar to many mentally deranged girls on the internet, her open admission to these presumably self-diagnosed illnesses is likely to be for the benefit of having something to fall back on when, or if, she is criticized publicly by someone with more knowledge on the subject of Global Warming.
In that regard, she is like so many autistic people on the internets in that she believes that there is only one answer and if everyone follows it all will be fine. Greta has spent a lot of time saying Government officials need to listen to scientists but Science is often divided on major issues due to the politicization of the environment because Al Gore made some dumbass documentary. So who do we really listen to? Obviously the world should listen to a whiny, pedantic, overly entitled piss-baby who spent most of her time skipping school, crying that she's too hot, and can't shut up about the polar icecaps.
She's Right; You're Wrong
Since she claims to be Apolitical and says she speaks only scientific facts, she is claiming that her position is the right one and should be adopted immediately by the world because, God forbid, science has never been wrong or divided on anything such as:
- The Periodic Table is more of a guide because not all atoms weigh exactly the same.
- Originally Global Warming was supposed to be a Big Freeze with the Earth covered in glaciers miles thick.
- Even in the 1990s, Scientists said modern humans didn't evolve in Africa
- Before the human genome project of 2003, Science claimed that a complex organism like a human had more Genes than something less complex like that of an amoeba
- The whole idea of Cold Fusion was nothing more than a fairy tale.
- Our Favorite: The Expanding Earth Theory. It basically says that the position and relative movement of the Earth's continents is dependant on the volume of the Earth increasing.
Greta The Trustfund Communist
Whoda thunk that our favorite FAS goblin favors communism now that she's in college?
With all the fervor of an Art Major in their first year of college showing off their Rule 34 Portfolio of Rainbow Dash, Greta, coming from a protected, wealthy family where the closest she has ever come to manual labor is having to wash her own breakfast plates because the maid up and quit over her father constantly hitting on her, claims she has the answer.
Having no idea of how the real world works she is ready to throw all the blame on money and points the finger at capitalism, claiming that it is the root cause of all our environmental woes while willfully ignoring the fact that her family is a part of that same 1% that she places the blame on for the woes of the current climate and enviromental problems.
Like so many protected Trustfund Communists and Adult-Children that have never had to work a day in their lives or interact with someone in a tax bracket lower than theirs, she suffers from the fatal flaw that she believes that she can make better decisions for the ignorant masses than they can make on their own.
Greta The Goblin says that Capitalism offers very few solutions to the Climate Problem because it is only interested in producing goods cheaper and moving factories to third world countries if that means cheaper production costs and that their emissions and other environmental sins will be ignored so they can now offer Cheese-Wiz at a lower price.
Like so many Eco-Hippies that choose to ignore overpopulation, she would rather focus on a person's carbon footprint, such as allocating every single person, on the Earth, a carbon footprint of 1 metric tonne a year. She chooses to ignore rising population figures and believes that her idealized solution will fix the blight of climate change while ignoring the responsibilities of countries such as India and China that, together, account for 3.5 billion of the World's 7 billion people.
It's The Fault Of Adults She Is Picked On
This is despite the fact that many of the Fetal Alchohol Syndrome tweets and other memes poking fun at her looks, clothing and Autism have been directed at her by her own peers - teens.
Her spin on this is that her message is so dangerous to the current political hierarchy that Adults are trying to silence her with conspiracy theories aimed at her, memes making fun of her, things like facts and dissenting opinions.
Internet Sissy Fight With Andrew Tate
Enter Andrew Tate, who is to masculinity what Greta is to environmentalism. For whatever reason he decided to engage dear sweet Greta, possibly by trying to lure the malformed Kermit Doll into his rape dungeon, by going online and bragging about his collection of high-octane penis-envy sports cars. We got the typical response, a brief back and forth, and it was all very lulzy for Greta's 5 or so fans. What happened soon after is Tate was paid a visit by the Romanian branch of the Party Van and shipped off to the pokey. This resulted in Greta effectively getting praise for "sending a human trafficker to jail" because... she arbitrarily talked to him before it happened.
So why's this even relevant, dear guest? It manages to sum up Greta better than any meme, article, or even hate art ever could. She threw a hissy fit because someone didn't kiss her boney little ass, some people completely unrelated to her or what she says did some work, a problem was solved, she basked in the credit for it, and the whole world completely forgot about it within the week. Imagine being such a complete bag of dicks that the only time people are willing to cheer you on is when you fall for an obvious troll and accidentally get a sexual predator arrested. Furthermore, it also shows just how little anyone actually gives a fuck about her: despite scathing mentions of Andrew Tate's lulzy arrest appearing within minutes on his article, without mentioning Greta no less, it took four months for some Ediot to put his bong down long enough to add this to the Thundercunt article.
Greta Graduates From School
If there is a positive it's that we won't be forced to look at her FAS face, every Friday, on Google news because she is giving up on her striking from school for governments to change their global policies now that she is out of school.
Much like workers in coal mines striking for safety equipment and living wages, her strikes were relatively ignored by all except the liberal media that propelled her to damigogue status because, like most libtards she had no answers but demanded changes.
So to our favorite, little Butterface - we wish her a happy graduation and know that she is a walking contradiction because for every time she bitched about the 1% destroying the Earth, she never brought up the wealth of her family that made her Friday strikes possible and relevant by paying for her press agent.
Greta And The Jews
In recent months Greta has taken it upon herself to contradict her "claimed" "Apolitical Stance" to lend her voice to a new and improved Holocaust with chants like Krossa Sionismen, "Crush Zionism" or demanding a Palastinian State that exists from The River Jordon to The Mediterranean Sea - in other words - she wants to continue the Aryan vision of a world with no Israel and Jews.
While making no comment on her Gene Freak Genetics and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, much the same way Hitler never brought up that he had a Jew hiding in his billfold, she will most likely keep people focused on her speeches for a FINAL Final solution so that no one pays attention to her genetic short comings.
Israelis claim that Zionism is simply the belief that Israel has a right to exist by keeping other people down and by Greta saying Crush Zionism, Israelis have said that she has moved into Anti-Semitic waters where she wants to see the Jewish state of Israel and its people destroyed.
People like David Michaels claim that our favorite smashed face, close eyed, 20 something Chud Monster that chooses to still wear twin tailed braids, like she's a 13-year-old Anime school girl, has taken on a overt level of callousness because when she speaks about the Gaza and Palestine she says nothing about equal care and equal rights for Israelis when she demands rights for Arabs and Palestinians.
In the long run, what people badly need to do is realize that they're sissy fighting with a 20 something year old, Swedish version of Chris Chan that loves to play Attention Whore while reading from scripts and getting into the news only because her parents bought her a press agent.
In other words, the Bitch has GOTIS and will only go away if you stop giving her attention.
Seriously, she's an Inner-city Port-A-John 4. It ain't looks that's keeping her relevant.
Naomi Seibt
Naomi Seibt - better known in climate change circles as the Anti-Greta or Evil-Greta because of her stance that Pro-Global Warming advocates use doom and gloom, fear and Cherry picked data to exaggerate the consequences of current Global Warming events to bring about Liberal, World Government changes that would be beneficial only to them. An example would be solar panels that have an average cost of $16,000 and, surprisingly, the far left has a lot invested in these alternative energy devices.
A 24-year-old Conservative German. Since the age of 13 she has known that it was her place, and the place of all Wimmins, to grow up and do her feminine duties of keeping up the house, watching after and pumping out Children while looking after and making her husband tasty Sandwiches as she walks around the house without shoes on and with one in the oven at all times.
She denounces Greta the Ghoul's climate alarmism as a fear tactic that was designed by The Far Left to indoctrinate children into submission with scare tactics, much like a Catholic Priest is used to scare little boys into behaving during Church. Greta has created an imaginary Boogey Man that follows her brainwashed climate change acolytes around at all times because she can always be found posting misinformation that is, Allegedly, only relevant when it has been said, such as Greta's infamous Twitter post that was posted more than 5 years ago saying that if we don't do something in five years time, the world as we know it will end.
Often accused of spreading climate disinformation, Naomi's critics complain of her use of the 4 Ds of disinformation.
- 1: Dismiss the message
- 2: Distort the facts
- 3: Distract the audience
- 4: Express dismay at the whole thing.
Naomi is often accused of being used to feed skepticism in what the left calls "Rock Hard" Science.
Naomi has said that she is sickened by the fear mongering that people like Greta the Monkey use. She has said that if you look at the faces of the children in her "Friday's For Future" protests that they are legitimately afraid, absolutely frightened that the world is going to end before they get a chance to live, go out on a date or lose their Incel status.
—Naomi Seibt | ||
Naomi's message is "Yes. Greenhouse gas emissions are contributing to global warming but they don't have the impact that people like Greta Thunberg and The Far Left want us to believe."
In a media comparisson to Greta, Naomi spoke at 1 Nationalist Alternative for Germany (AfD) rally and was quickly branded a Nazi by the German media in spite of her not belonging to the group and asserting that she tends to follow more Libertarian beliefs.
The AfD, is often portrayed as the Bad Guy in German media and compared to Nazis like everyone the far left disagrees with because it is their goal to stop and fight the rampant invasion of unwanted foreigners into Germany like Terrorist Muslims, because, as the argument goes, if the Carbon Footprint of a Nation is so important, why do we choose to increase our country's population and it's footprint by letting more and more people in to use up our resources.
On the other hand, Greta says Crush Zionism and makes the comment that From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free and her Anti-Semitic views are quickly played down because she is the media's Far Left Darling that supports Communism, blindly follows Global Warming scare tactics and is a good little puppet that will follow the script that has been given to her.
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Greta Doesn't Get It
Our Final Analysis
Greta is in bad need of getting laid, which will calm her of her agressive nature, spaz attacks and eventually lead to her getting pregnant. Her Good Mannered and high standing parents will only think of the embarrassment of having an unwed, daughter with FAS and push her to trap another man of decent standing who will see that it is his Y-Chromosome responsibility to drag her around by the hair and keep her in the kitchen making Sammiches for him and the kids while giving her the occasional pair of Irish Sunglasses when the gene tests comes back and say that the kid isn't his.
If he's doing his job right as her better and her superior, because he is the one who posses the Penis, she will no longer feel the need to protest or run off with the verbal Diarrhea on how the World is ending and the poor must huddle together for warmth while she sleeps in a 1,500 square foot bedroom all alone and correct her by telling her the hard truth that no one realy gives a flying fuck about what she has to say.
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See Also
- 16-year-old girl
- Al Gore - Fellow crybaby in arms
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Attention Whore
- Autism
- Chris-Chan - Another Aspie selling their delusions to a gullible, internet audience
- Climategate - How to fudge climate data in a nutshell
- Fetal Alcohol Syndrome - One crazy trick Greta's doctors don't want you to know about
- Global Warming
- GOTIS
- Liberal
- Money
- OCD
- STFU We really wish she would take our advice.
- Unwarranted self importance
External Links
- NOFAS condemns use of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome memes attacking Greta Thunberg
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