Fast Food

The truth about fast food

Fast Food refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds. In reality, the wait times often take up to 10 minutes as the stores typically only hire chimpanzees or acne ridden teenagers who will likely spit in your food, stick their dicks in it[1], put their feet in the produce[2], or fellate the taco shells.[3]

Notable stores:

• Burger King - Where the burgers taste like ass, the fries are soggy, and your drink is filled with piss and sweat.

• McDonalds - Greasy and salty fries that will give you an orgasm and then a heart attack. All the rest of the items are disgusting and will make you shit your pants.

• Taco Bell - Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.

• Subway - Pay 10 bucks for an 11 inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local sandwich artist.

• KFC - Food for niggers and rednecks from the south

• Chick-Fil-A - Same thing as above but worse in quality

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.

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