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Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

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Chinktown Wars


This is the 2009 title for the Nintendo DS, PSP and IPhone/IPod Touch, proving that Rockstar wants to expand their customer base to include children and fags (and combinations of the two), these being the only people to possess the console. Developed by Rockstar Leeds, the game is shit and features a couple of England-derived place names but the usual right-side driving, which is just like totally gay. There were many fake pre-release videos and screens on the tubes. One example:

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The game carries a "Licensed by Nintendo" screen. Nintendo apparently did not want to release a Japanese version but ended up getting some third-party outfit to do it. Chinatown Wars features the best-named power-up in gaming history: Flame Retard.

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