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Monster Girls
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Monster Girls are loli who were never human and never will be. Monster Girls have become very popular with paedophiles, many of whom posit that as the girls sluts are inhuman (or in some cases were never really alive to begin with) they're perfectly fine to fap off over based on the excuse that they are a 400-year-old monster in a loli body.
Claudia is a favorite for pedophilic fans of The Vampire Lestat series because she is a 30 something vampire gift wrapped in a 5-year-old body for them by Anne Rice.
Monster species list
Vampire
The vampire is an undead, monster that has usually had their condition passed on to them either by the bite from another vampire or through heredity.
Was once the king of all monsters because as a monster it got to hide in human form, representing all the evils that humans were capable of until girls learned to read and the vampire started to sparkle.
Favored by the loli and shots fetishist because as they age their vampire lover always stays the same age.
A good example of this would be the movie Let Me In where the vampire's lover grows up with them and ages while they stay the same.
Werecreatures
(Such as werewolves, werecats and "weremouses" (in which they were called Rat Queens, the "female versions" of Rat Kings))
Were are a cursed species that get their power by being bitten by another were or through heredity and conditions usually have to be met for them to use their powers such as a full moon.
Not a popular monster type for freaks because they have a real age and the argument that they are not human must be used to avoid the guilt that they are wanking to pictures of a 14-year-old girl
Most were types, especially Werewolves can be found in vampire universes so Furfags and blood freaks usually cross arms with the Renfields taking the higher road and arguing age.
Many furries try to or have included the DBZ universe into the Were fetish.
Ghost
The cute, little dead girl that haunts your room and is the reason why you're always waking up with your dick stuck to your sheets because she can suck a dick but swallowing that salty protein shake you got in your drawers is another matter all together.
For story reasons and a sympathetic character this little death vixen usually will die tragically as a virgin. The means usually being a suicide or sickness.
Most ghost girls average 16 years old, so the fetishists claim to be more pure about their love of little ghost girls because, for the most part, there is no touching and their romance is one of emotions rather than sex.
- Slime/Goo
- Mummy
- Frankenstein Type Monster
- Siren
- Harpy
- Gorgon (like Medusa, Euryale and Stheno)
- Arachnae
- Plant Monster
- Lake/Sea/Swamp/Lagoon Monster
- Octomaid
- Skeleton
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