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Talk:World of Warcraft

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Missing Images

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Rule 34

  • Where do I sign up?
    Where do I sign up?
  • Phase 3 is a vicious battle for survival
    Phase 3 is a vicious battle for survival
  • Somewhat impractical armour.
    Somewhat impractical armour.
  • As you wish, milady.
    As you wish, milady.
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- Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 12:00, 17 May 2012 (EDT)

http://web.archive.org/web/201102/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/WOW#Rule_34






WoW - Scarlet Crusade.jpg
→120 x 93 px.
Image:WoW - Moar Cult Of The Damned.jpg
→120 x 90 px.
WoW - Onyxia 1.jpg
→120 x 91 px.
WoW - Onyxia 2.jpg
→95 x 120 px.
WoW - Onyxia 3.jpg
→72 x 119 px.

 —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 06:08, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Warlords of Draenor

The guy who wrote this stuff calls himself "Lazy". Enough said.  — Preceding comment added by Rafez (talk • contribs), 03:30, 17 November 2013

> Rafez 19:10, 17 November 2013 (EST)

Moving shit

So I am thinking about trimming this shit. Perhaps put the expansion section into a subsection. Some of the See Also might also be purged. It also needs moar relevant pictures in the article. I am giving a 24 hour warning if someone wants to keep the shit as it is. Else it will be rewritten and reordered.
CobaltCat 04:03, 5 December 2013 (EST)

I'm not worried about it. So go ahead. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 05:49, 5 December 2013 (EST)
Another good idea Cobalt, just like the link templates you've added recently and that I've been using. 06:35, 5 December 2013 (EST)
If you don't know about the concept already, you should check out News Style. --Nujen 08:27, 5 December 2013 (EST)
Also, please keep now outdated information for historical purposes, such as the insinuated criticism of the LFG-system. It can be moved to the discussion page or made into a certain archive-page maybe? --Nujen 14:19, 5 December 2013 (EST)

Removed shit

Roles

Tanks - Basically you get a guardian that leaves all the cockslappers away from their "friends". They tend to take the game more seriously than life, that they have BIG ego when it comes to raids and get extremely butthurt whenever they die or lose in a duel.

DPS - Little kids who are either too lazy or are too retarded to have a life or to even play a game. They cry all day in trade chat about how long their queues are and risk to be the most hæted player because of their numbers. Most female toons are mainly DPS, they fail at it so they must be doing something while playing...

Healer - The kings of the game. They're beloved by many men just because they keep the Tank alive. Whoever is a non-healer that hæts a healer will be flamed until they transfer and/or change name. Because these faggots are so well-behaved, another reason why people love them is because they're not like tanks who have ego when they play the game, so they must've sucked in the past.

Roleplaying Servers

Roleplaying servers are hotbeds of gay Internet sex, thinly disguised as heterosexual or lesbian relations through the power of the Internets. When a nerd just cannot sit down with himself and come to terms with the fact that he is most likely cybering other men, he turns to roleplaying servers so that he can pretend better. Roleplaying servers spawn such people as Adella and her many sugar daddies. Communities like this one have risen from this type of shit and it's best you avoid them. Thanks to the Druid Class the Roleplaying servers are also very popular with furfags.

Since only Blizzard employees and people with VIP accounts can use the command to make the characters rape everyone else, they use add-ons such as FagRSP to advertise to each other their willingness to mate. It's something like IRL gays posting pictures of their cocks on Hotornot, but with much more abuse of the English language. Some argue FagRSP users are the greatest source of drama and lulz in the game, and multiple people have continued to milk the lol cow much to the delight of lulz enthusiasts.

Darknest is also based around the pathetic faggots who beat off to naked night elves dancing on mail boxes. While there are many ERP (Erotic Role Play) guilds on many servers, Scarlet Crusade and Moon Guard is known to have the highest population of these unwashed losers. If you play on that server you (or move to that server after reading this) you're a faggot and need to be euthanized.

On Private Servers

Private servers were available for poor people, and unemployed losers that can't/won't pay $15 per month for the retail version. Most servers featured larger numbers of item drops from monsters and higher rates of experience, because everyone knows that a 13-year-old boy that thought about it for ten minutes knows about gameplay and balance better than Blizzard's professional staff who spent years developing the game.

The big downside of private servers is that no one that ran a private server actually knows shit about how the game works, so they made changes by letting their cat walk on their keyboard to see what happened. While some cats are known to be excellent administrators, most of them are still just retarded. And then, Blizzard targeted the fuck out of private servers. Oops.

There is also this cancerous blight known as Private Role-Playing servers. Filled with shitty admins and mind-crippled community. Easy to troll and easy to avoid bans, since their masterful devs only know how to edit posts.

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A typical Wow furfag insisting that animals are fun.
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File:Blaargh.jpg
Blaargh, a forum faggot that screams for the final solution.

WoW "Celebrities"

A WoW celebrity is someone who constantly craves attention in the WoW universe because he/she/it knows they fail hard IRL. Either by saying random stuff, typing like this: lolz i r the prince of da serva, trolling the forums, or just plain being faggots. There are some on every server, and that is why they added the /ignore console. Lecturing WoW faggots in the game results in losing the game, so don't even try. However epic drama can ensue when blizzard forgets to update a class in a patch resulting in massive fail in-game for some Wow-celebs.

WoW forum "trolls" are a unique brand of mouth breathing fucktards. Unawares that outside of the safe haven of their mothers' collective basement, they serve as a reminder that you could be worse off in life. Evidence that post-natal abortion should be legalized.

For example, Lenox is a recent WoW celebrity. Claiming, among other things, that Blizzard has offended him because he is a disgusting fat body.


   
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While recently questing on one of my Alliance characters in Nagrand, I came across a Draenei NPC named Corki who is imprisoned by the Boulderfist Ogres. He is understandably angry, yet one of the things he says is unnecessary to his character, and too offensive for Blizzard to have in this game. He says "Hey fatso, how do you go to the bathroom with all that fat?" I find this fairly offensive.
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—Lenox, being a faggot

   
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Yes, I am extremely overweight. Yes, that is my fault, and it is something I deal with every day, yet I don't expect to find something that makes me feel horrible about myself in a video game. Maybe from the players themselves, but certainly not an NPC created by Blizzard. Since this is an anonymous outlet, I will say something that truly embarrasses me. I do have trouble using public restrooms due to my weight problem. Usually, using the toilet at other people's houses is out of the question. I have a specially created toilet in my house. This is something I wish I could change, and probably could if I were a better person, yet I still expect better treatment from Blizzard.
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—Lenox, being a faggot.

   
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I am a virgin. This will never change.

I failed a course in college because, on exam day, the elevator was out of service and the classroom was on the 3rd floor. I was too afraid to even attempt to walk up the stairs, for fear of what others would think of me. I held my cursor over the "Post" button for 10 minutes, thinking about if I should even post this thread. Why? Because I knew how horribly I'd be treated. Even though none of you will likely ever see me, I am still afraid of what you think of me.
 

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—Lenox, being a virgin.

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Congratulations on your celebrity status. GG.

How to Win World of Warcraft

1. Don't buy or play World of Warcraft.
2. That's it. You win. Congratulations.

Datecraft

Because people get lonely, roleplaying servers get boring, and slave trading and auctions are so inaccurate, certain World of Warcraft players would join up on sites such as Babblesex and whatever happens to be in the adspace to your left. Then people looking for more took it upon themselves to make an OKCupid-like dating site dedicated to people looking to fuck in real life and play the game they love so much together. Thus, Datecraft was born unto the world! The self-proclaimed "video game dating realm", had originally focused on World of Warcraft players, but due to popular demand, it has since expanded to other online games like Ragnarok Online and IMVU.

Goldshire Inn

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Moon Guard's Goldshire is somewhat infamous. Almost enough that it probably warrants it's own article. Either way dropping links. 11:46, 8 December 2013 (EST)

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