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Darkfolf
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Darkfolf A.K.A. Benjamin Ortiz from Spring Hill, Florida, is an emo drama furfag who yiffs with other furfags on the shitty electronic games service called Steam. Darkfolf is also the fascist dictator of the pointless steam group called TSoD, The Shadow of Death. Darkfolf is the cock sucker of DasBoSchitt, the guy who started the Dr. Hax fad.
How to recognize the REAL Darkfolf
- He tries to sound smart in his constant rambles about people he thinks are pieces of shit but often makes spelling mistakes thus making himself look like a fucktard in the process.
- Tell him you are a furry just for the porn. He'll babble on about how sick minded and stupid furries are and will give you a long rant on what actually makes you a furry.
- Say PILLS HERE and he'll take credit for his shitty fad, which isn't exactly funny in the first place.
- Be on his friends list for more than a week and he'll send you picture of his small pindick.
- Don't worry about seeing him in School, he doesn't go.
- You may have seen him the last time you were put into the loony bin.
Furfaggotry
Darkfolf became a furfag around the tender age of 15. Soon after he met a Snorlax named Jake (aka DasBoSchitt), who he typesexed with up to the point where they became boyfriends IRL.
Recently Darkfolf has been going through his accounts, changing avatars and descriptions and talking about how he isnt a furry anymore. This is plain bullshit as furry is a dominant fetish. Anyone who joins the fandom cannot leave. Ever. Even if they try, it will be stuck with them until they die. Don't be fooled by Darkfolf's supposed hate for furries; he is still a furfag and only wants to get out the hole he dug on the way to ED.
—Darkfolf talking to himself |
Story Writing
He likes to write fan fictions, instead of video games or movies, it's about himself. One great fanfiction of his that got rave reviews is about him struggling to get an internet connection, while his mom is working on calling a single cop to break down his door and point a gun for no reason. Not only would this not ever happen IRL, but the cop would most likely be fired for being absolutely fucktarded.
—Darkfolf's fanfiction |
—Darkfolf's mentally challenged attempt to spell. |
PILLS ARE NOT HERE
Darkfolf took credit for a fad video named "What happens when Louis gets his pills". Another furfag known as Vyktar cracked his youtube account (as well as a lot of other accounts of his) and deleted the video. Darkfolf used the same exact password for everything.
External Links
- DarkFolf is "TheSexyFox" on Steam
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- Darkfolf is "FolfyFawx" on Myspace
- Darkfolf on FurAffinity
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