Comicality

“	My taste in teenagers is like my taste in music, it won't just 'change' because someone else doesn't like it or see what *I* like about it.	„
—Comicality, on pedophilia.

Comicality is the internet alibi of a 35 year old "bisexual" male from Chicago. His site is filled with over 100 stories detailing the pressures and conflicts of living life as a gay teenager; but also showing that finding love in a seemingly bleak society is possible. He has been on the internets since 1998, providing love, support, and through his tales, a lifeline to many of his large fanbase. His forums indicate that Comicality has followers of all ages and races. The size of his fanbase could mean one of two things:

1. He is a very talented writer or
2. He's a better writer than everyone else

Comicality claims that he writes for therapeutic benefit to help cope with the physical abuse that he reportedly suffered from his father. And, as many of his fanbase could attest to, he provides a means of escape from the struggles hundreds of other gay teenagers around he world go through every day. A chance for them to see that they are not alone (i.e. "My Only Escape"), and that love is possible too.

His Stories

“	It describes my feelings, but it doesn't describe ME	„
—Comicality, on the word pedophile.

The majority of Comicality's stories are about boys who come to terms with their sexuality and find love through their journeys.

• New Kid in School - Two boys fall in love several times (**read about Tyler and you'll understand why). One of the largest compilations on the site.
• Gone from Daylight - A vampire teenager stops another teen from killing himself, and shows him how love can med his soul.
• Savage Moon - A 14 year old boy meets a mysterious group of werewolves, and falls into a journey through instincts, love, and a deeper family than he could have imagined.
• A Class by Himself - A story that shows that it's not all about money and social class. Two boys can fall in love and f*** all those that don't approve.
• The Secret Life of Billy Chase - A unique diary-like story, detailing the ups and downs of one Billy Chase, through love, heartbreak, fear, joy, truth and lies. (This is the one, people sit ont he edge of their seats for every week!)

There are many, many more stories, but with each one Comicality shows again and again that he writes from his heart.

The word love is used a lot on his site. It appears that through his stories Comicality attempts to spin his sexual attraction to adolescent boys as 'love', but anyone who isn't a sick fuck can tell that this man should not be left unsupervised around children and should seek help immediately. The argument that 'love' somehow validates or normalises a person's sexual attraction towards minors is not a new one, and has been used by many pro-pedo groups, such as Christian Boy Love Forum and NAMBLA. Although from all accounts, the Party Van is not convinced by this point of view and if Comicality isn't careful he may find himself in prison getting lessons in 'love' from his new cellmate.

Who is Comicality?

“	Funny...when a guy admits to being attracted to women...nobody automaically assumes that he's a dirty rapist that's gonna go around snatching women off the street. So why should I be seen as any different?	„
—Comicality, failing to see the difference between a sexual attraction to grown woman and a sexual attraction to a young boy.

Recent evidence suggests that Comicality looks like an IRL version of this guy

No fucking idea, like all successful pedophiles he is very adept at hiding his IRL identity. Although from his behaviour and descriptions of himself on his site it is safe to assume that he looks similar to the guy in the pic on the right:

The 'C' Symbol

The C symbol is a technique used by Comicality and his fanbase to meet up in real life. On a predetermined date, they draw a large C on the wrist of the hand they masturbate with for a few weeks a year so they can identify each other IRL. According to Comicality, long term relationships have been formed by using this method. Although this method does seem strange, it is actually a brilliant pedo detection system in disguise. Typically between February 14th to the 21st and June 19th to the 26th, if you see someone with a C symbol drawn on their wrist you can either:

1. Get your children and any other children to safety. Boys should take priority, but just to be safe evacuate the girls too.
2. Cleanse the person with fire

Wet Dream of the Week

Aaron Carter was recently inducted into the Wet Dream Of The Week Hall of Fame for repeated appearances

Every week, at the top of one of his forums Comicality lists an underage boy (typically ranging in age from 12 - 16) and then gushes about how hot and/or cute he is. This is typically followed by a string of comments from his fanbase who agree with Comicality and then some outline what they would do to him, sexually.

Public Safety Warning

If you live in Chicago, Illinois and are an adolescent male or are a parent of adolescent son/s be on the lookout for a 35 year old male who:

• Shows an interest in you/your son/s
• Bites his nails
• Has hazel eyes
• Hangs out at the following locations: Water Tower Mall on Michigan Ave, Borders, Virgin Records, Tower Records, Navy Pier on the docks, North Pier arcade, Dennis's on Belmont, Northbrook Mall, Gino's East, Ranallis Pizza, Kronies, House of Beers on Division, and Club Liquid

These details were found in Comicality's 'about me' section. If you do meet someone like this, then evacuate the premises immediately and promptly buy a dog.

Chatroom Closure

In April 2009, the Comicality Chatroom was closed with the following message:

“	We don't host 'pedifile' chatrooms	„

Needless to say, Comicality went batshit insane and posted a rant painting himself as a martyr of the gay rights movement. Some luzy quotes are included below:

	“	But what do I know? I'm just some dirty pedophile predator without a heart.	„

	“	I've been reduced to what the world thinks of me once again. That sick little pedophile predator who should be strung up from the highest tree.	„

	“	I went down to the Ace Hardware store, and bought a package of razor blades to keep in my dresser drawer to kill myself	„

	“	Nobody else is going to work message boards and chatrooms and answer emails til his fucking WRISTS ache to provide a comfortable place for confused boys to go when they can't ask their parents why they're not normal.	„

	“	Don't think for a *SECOND* that a little 'name calling' is going to break me or have any real effect on who I am or how I feel about the life I've live so far. Because it doesn't.	„

	“	Because it's never a 'problem' until it's YOUR 14 year old son with the razors to his wrist.	„

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Observe:

Erick: Hey Stevie, mind if I kill you?

Stevie: Oh golly mister I don't know..

Erick: What if I rape you first?

Stevie: Oh shucks that sounds swell!|| This is the kinda crap that I also had to face when prejudice and ignorance decided that a boy lover should be called a pedaphile. I'll tell them what a Pedaphile is, it's a guy who FORCES a child, SOLICITS a child and then uses him for self gratification, then spits him out when he is done with him. THAT'S a pedaphile, go and ask the ecstatitically happy boys who have met their Peter then decide. Nasty words have been specifically designed by a histerical society to demean differennt people and give them a criminal tag. I knew a Comsie, a Peter in my life and would not swap him for a 'normal' man ever, because my Peter NEVER hurt or abused me even though jealous people put him down. A 'normal' man cannot do for a hurting suicidal boy what my Peter did for me. In fact my Peter had to do the dirty work and 'repair' me from the ground up because my 'normal' father 'ABUSED me so badly that I did not even know how to play then Peter had to teach me. The orphanages are full of kids from 'normal' homes, I know, I cried with many of them for years while attempting to give them a reason for living and help them to become 'human' again.||So 12chan officially started allowing tasteful underage nudity on their boards, and I just finished blocking myself from the site. I'm really upset to see another legal haven for people to meet and interact without judgement for their sexual interests go to the wayside. Let there be no mistake, 12chan was not even in the same category as the Shack. Here, we have a loving community that tries to support each visitor and help out anyone who stops by. Many of us, myself included, have been reading since high school, or are still teenagers today, and are not just seeking a den of pedophilia.||}}

External Links

• His Site
• His new IRC Channel.
• About Comicality by Comicality. Read more to find out about the inspiring author he is
• Don't want to read his stories online, then buy a copy of them in book format.