No

"No" is the opposite of yes and is the answer that you always get when you ask a girl "Would you like to go out on a date with me some time?". Variations include Nah, naw, nope, nooo-wa! NOOOO!!, "go and fuck your dog" and DO NOT WANT!!1 No only means yes when said by a woman who obviously wants to get raped, as all women of course, do.

Linguistic variations

1. In Raep: FUCK YEA!!!
2. In Icelandic: Nei
3. In Greek: Ochi, όχι
4. In German: Nein
5. In Russian: Niet, Нет
6. In Latvian: Nē
7. In Italian: No
8. In Latin: Minimè
9. In French: Non
10. In Portuguese: Não
11. In Spanish: No
12. In Hebrew: Lo
13. In Cornish: Na
14. In Croatian: Ne
15. In Arabic: La
16. In Japanese: Īe/Ūn, いいえ, 否, ううん
17. In Chinese: Bu, 不
18. In Persian: Na
19. In Finnish: Ei
20. In Estonian: Ei
21. In Turkish: Hayır
22. In Hungarian: Nem (you may also say "nagyonkurvárakivancsukvabazmeg", but this is a bit more difficult to transcribe. Could also try "kurvára nem!", meaning something like "Hell no!")
23. In Armenian: Cheh
24. In Swedish: Nej
25. In Danish: Nej. Nah/Næh. Nope/Nope. Ukorrekt/incorrect.
26. In Norwegian: knull meg i ræva
27. In Polish: Nie
28. In Albanian: Jo
29. In Romanian: Nu
30. In Dutch:Nee (pronounced nay like the Aulde-English word for no)
31. In Chinese: We do no want!
32. In Aspergian: Yesh?
33. In Negroid / Ebonics: FUCK YO' MOMMA
34. In Will Smithese: AWWW HELL NAW!
35. In Assburger: I am disinclined to acquiese to your request.
36. In Irish: Feck off!
37. In Welsh: Nw (pronounced 'no').
38. In Canadian: Eh?
39. In /b/: NO U!!!
40. In Drunkspeak: Wuld yoo haf secks wit me plees?
41. In Æ: B&
42. In Africa: The fuck you think?
43. In Australian: Nah fuckin' way, cunt!
44. In Swiss German: Nei
45. In Tunaknese: Dholna...
46. In Chavspeak: Naw A fawkin pumped yer maw ya cunt.
47. In Engineer: Nope
48. In Afghan: Ne

Notable No's Down Through History and Daily Life

When asked if he would please stop killing joos, Hitler answered. "Nein"

When told to bathe himself, John Cena replied: "Hell no."

When asked for their opinion of Barack Obama, an entire trailer park of rednecks responded: "He'yall Naw!"

When god asked him to stop being such a little bitch, Satan (see satanism) told him to fuck off in the following way: "Noooooo! I DUN WANNA! DUN MAKE MEEEEE!" This one is particulary important because it was followed by the most amazing smiting in history.

Women

When a woman say's no it either is the equivalent of the magic 8 ball saying "ask again later" or when mentioned in a discussion on sex means "Yes but it is so much hotter if you force yourself on me." No never means no when it comes from a woman. "No" is also the answer every slut will ever give when you ask to see her vagoo, which is why Ron Jeremy invented Tequila.

No

1,495 likes, 8,112 dislikes Darth Vader's famous line. Two dipshits protesting against Twilight. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Typical starwars scene. Previous Video | Next Video

Many people fail to understand parts of this word.

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  How does negroes say no?
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  When asking politely doesn't work.
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See Also

• Yes
• DO NOT WANT
• Rape
• Grammar Nazi
• Nope.avi