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Dead Frontier

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Dead Frontier is a free (to an extent.) browser Survival Horror MMO created by (British Scum)Neil Yates (AdminPwn)]] and his brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your (Lie)hard-earned on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a working barter feature where you can trade your money for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning hentai ridden forum where more people spend their time on fapping as furiously as they can. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your (lie) important life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the (Fake) best equipment in the game. Too bad it all (Fail) costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have. Oh yeah, and there's zombies,cross dressers, cybering, hentai (loads and loads and loads of hentai)

What you wish the game looks like.
What the game actually looks like.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

  • Scientist: Makes meds once a day.
  • Farmer: Like a Scientist except with food.
  • Doctor: Can apply meds with maximum effectiveness, because you're too much of a fucktard to do it yourself.
  • Chef: Doctor except with food.
  • Engineer: Repairs your overpowered armor.
  • Boxer: Starts with a Melee and Strength bonus.
  • Soldier: Overpowered class that gives you uselessly spread stats and detracts from EXP.
  • Police Officer: Get to beat up any black players. Drama ensues.
  • Fireman: Boxer excpet with an Endurance bonus instead a Strength bonus.
  • Athlete: Gets improved speed.
  • Teacher/Priest/Lawyer/Account/Journalist/Actor/Stock Broker/Architect/Entertainer/Student: Get a 30% EXP bonus.
  • Santa: Admin only class. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything because they were so busy looking at naked pokemon characters fuck one another to care). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of used tampons.
  • Cyborg: (Narcissist)Admin only class. they say cyborg because they have to count all that metal and plastic from the vibrator thats constantly up his asshole as part of his body, so yeah hes a "cyborg."

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.
Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Burning Zed IRL.
  • Regular Zed: A newfag zombie.
  • Fat Zed: Eats food like you;.
  • Burned Zed: A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
  • Radioactive Zed: A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
  • Burning Zed: A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
  • Leaper: The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.Seriously.
  • Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
  • Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
  • Bone: Common mutant on drugs.
  • Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
  • Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
  • Siren: Emo that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
  • Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

  • Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
  • Flaming Titan: Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
  • Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
  • Flaming Mother: ready for round 2?
  • Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
  • Flaming Giant Spider: This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
  • Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
  • Flaming Wraith: Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Halloween Bosses This is temporary

  • Pumpkin Zombie: Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes. gay as fuck
  • Slender Man: Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill. dumbest shit ever, christ atleast the pumpkin head was original...wait..it wasnt?
  • Black Titan: A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage...yeah the development team over at shitty corpse just enlarged the titan photo spray painted it black in paint shop and wham-o theres a new boss, now we can say we "updated."

Notable People

Players

Writing yourself into an article only a fucking internet loser would write an article about himself, HAHAHA XD XD XD XD

Staff

Protip: Do what you want moderators cant ban you from the game, just forums and chat...Lmao there like security guards at the mall they think there cool cuz they make the younger kids laugh, only problem is there laughing at there sad fucking lives, not there comedic antidotes

  • AdminPwn: Administrator. Rakes in tons of money from his overpriced credits.
  • Xaelath: Administrator and AdminPwn's brother. Goes onto Serious Discussion and talks down his users about why jesus isnt real
  • Crynsos: Moderator. Runs the wiki. Doesn't do much more than that.
  • MaFaHai: Moderator. Pacifinigger.
  • PsyFiend420: Moderator. Probably spends time on 420chan.
  • Akraix: Moderator. Asshole. could suck a golf ball through your asshole and out of your mouth
  • yakkety: Some fuck tard who thinks its cool to take pictures of people no one knows, who developed a game no one knows about, to brag to all the people...he...does...not...know
  • Buford83: One of the newer additions to the "Mods." a real piece of shit, dont denounce him or his freinds, or they'll tell you how worthless you are because you arent a moderator, and you have a life besides your ass glued to a PC chair, has a 1 inch penis, and dosent even know how to use it, has 3 pubic hairs all permed and pressed with glitter sparkles, he also got arrested in Lake Michigan for sucking off 3 horses and 2 mexican shelf stockers at the local Home Depot, this guy looooves the cock  ;)
  • Max Brooks: Where do i start with this guy, hes helpful, hes polite, hes a nice guy, dosent turn into a dipshit at the ability to press a button and make your screen name go away for a day or 2. Takes his modship serious but in a good way, alot of peoples overall favorite moderator, also owes me $3.50 american
  • Nikon: Christ are you weird...i mean seriously, just fucking whacked, but atleast your not a fucking chode choker like the rest of those dipshits on the short bus with no wheels

Notable Clans

DF has a crapload of clans, these are the biggest and best.

They yiffed all the way into MMOs.
  • V.O.I.D.: Some cock shiners gave neil a reach around in turn for some crazy purple armour that costs about $500 american, thats right there selling fake items for more then a fucking console system is worth...tsk tsk tsk...u poor fuck tards you
  • Free Looter's Union: These guys are so lucky, they get free head from the skank that owns the thing
  • Entropy: Clan based off the philosophy of Chaos and Nothing. The clan ranks are copied from Fallout's Caesar's Legion. They have a clan story which is not emo at all.
  • Scarlet Sentinels: fucking commies
  • Furries Guild: There named after weird-os who dress up in giant animal costumes and fuck one another...sucks for you that wont accept members that arent HIV positive and have gonoreha of the throat and asshole
  • S.H.A.D.O.W.: SHADOW stands for Suck Hard And Drink Or War, basically this clan says hey well suck you off and swallow...or if you dont let us were gonna have a clan war...OMG clan war...so epic
  • D.R.L.P.: DRLP is a sub division of DFPITA which stands for Dogs Fucking People In The Ass, these guys get down with other species, thats right things gettin crazy down on the farm, YEEEEHAW

Videos

For the first time only, here on Enclyopedia Dramatica, i have actual video footage of buford83 leaving his home "dressed to impress." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo8U4rZ0sMs

See Also

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