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Daniel Iskandar
Daniel Iskandar (8th of November 1979) is a half-pint, fundamentalist Christian of Arab-Italian decent. Born in Sydney, Australia, Danny - as he is known to his friends - currently resides in the suburb of Mount Druitt where he claims to own his own house. Once a fat bastard, Danny decided to lose weight and build muscle so he can just be a bastard due to both of his parents being dead. The cause of his parents' death is unknown but they most likely committed suicide after realizing their son is a retard.
Religious Views
Danny, a religious zealot and bigot, was witnessed posting on a Islam-related video where he told Muslims they were believing in the wrong God and referred to Islam as "the abomination".
Whenever Danny's miniscule brain encounters a problematic issue, he consults the Bible for an answer due to him not having the intelligence to resolve issue on his lonesome - he is obviously a man who would still be living with his mother and seeking her guidance if she wasn't being swallowed-up by worms.
Although Danny lives in Sydney, Australia, he is a member of the Westboro Baptist Church and an admirer of Pastor Fred Phelps. Danny can be frequently witnessed using homophobic slurs, such as "faggot", just like his idol Fred Phelps.
Homophobia
Like any real Christian (the fundamentalists are proper Christians), Danny absolutely loathes homosexuals; so much so, that he often accuses heterosexuals of being gay just so he can take advantage of the opportunity to use homophobic slurs at God's behest.
Physical Attributes
Danny is the typical muscle-head - being all brawn and no brains; however, Danny possesses two physical inadequacies which he perceives have always held him back:
- He is only 5' 4" (163cm)
- He injured his penis in a motorcycle accident in 2010.
Danny has black hair.
Once a fat, little bastard, Danny put down the cheeseburgers and picked up some dumbbells. He worked himself into reasonably good shape, but is still let down by his lack of height.
Despite being very ugly and short, Danny has a great deal of vanity as he is always taking selfies and posting them on the internet. He seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that he bares striking resemblance to an inbred, AIDS-infected chimpanzee.
Hobbies
His hobbies include motorbiking, playing computer games, exercising and boxing. Danny once bragged he beat up a 90kg bodybuilder and got charged for it. The likely story is: he got beat up and arrested for starting a fight with someone much bigger than him because he is really short and regularly punches above his weight due to him thinking he's hardcore just because he hits a punching bag once a week.
Views on Society
Danny abhors the police. He believes they are all corrupt and generalizes them as "revenue raisers". He bases this on past experiences with the police where he witnessed his parents being dragged off to prison for having the TV on too loud. He also believes that one cop caught smoking ice means they're all up to something.
Conspiracy Theorist
Danny believes 9/11 was an inside job. Little is known as to why he believes this, but being as gullible and as stupid as he is, he mostly likely heard/read someone mention the words "9/11 is an inside job" and took their word for it.
