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Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
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| His Excellency, Supreme Leader Recep Tayyip Erdoğan I, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire | |
| Nationality: | Roach  (It was once claimed that he was actually of Georgian-Jewish descent
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| Born: | 1954, age 64 in 2019 |
| Took office: | 2003, 2023 |
| Method: | Election, constitutional amendment, fake military coup scaremongering, nepotism, "CHP DID IT!!!" |
| Likes: | Kebab, Ottoman Empire, Military, Palaces, Child Pornography, Imprisoning Journalists, Sucking Arab Cock |
| Hates: | Democracy, Kurds, Niggers, Kikes, Wops, Greasers, Azns, UN, Europe |
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Recep Tayyip Erdogan is the president, prime minister, supreme leader, sultan, caliph, prophet and Hitler of Turkey, hailing from the party AKP that is somehow an abbreviation for Justice and Development party. This added confusion to the context of AKP being a radical Islamic extremist party that promotes mass arrests, torture, and other trust building activities with the liberal Turks and the Kurds. Erdogan is known to throw tantrums about being depicted. He has USI and believes he is the next holy caliph and will rebuild the pious Ottoman legacy. Erdogan treats himself like Muhammad, whom it is forbidden to be portrayed. Years ago, Erdogan had Facebook, Twitter, Wikipedia, Motherless, YouPorn and 4chan banned over the stuff that offended him. This is part of how the offended clause for implementing censorship impedes truth. Erdogan is known to have a very limp wrist, and he censored and arrested the artist who first drew this.
As leader of the world's sole superpower and the head of the NATO alliance, Erdogan commanded a pleasure-dome with over 1,000 rooms, thirty times the size of the American's puny White House. (Budget hawks who complain that's an expensive way to get rid of cockroaches should be reminded that that's no more than the cost of about 2 1/2 Central Park condos nowadays) Here is how he treats American journalists in their own country:
Syria
The stalemate against Greece and Southern Cyprus left the Ottoman fetishist Erdogan short of a good release. He looked to Turkey's south and noticed a civil war in Iraq and Syria, with plenty of fellow Islamic sodomites to mobilize. Turkey has now embarked on a mystical quest to bring home big mysterious red boxes on goofy adventures. The obstacle was that the Kurd's to their south built one of those pesky civilizations. You know the people who have jobs and no time to sit in a Turkish bathhouse sauna with the boys and talk about the positive nuances of approving sodomy for the sake of jihad.
The Turkish "coup"
Consisted of a bunch of confused young Turkish low rank soldiers scampering around to a training exercise orders except a few who seized the media centers to make the broadcasts. The planned mass televised Erdogan plea to get out side and join in the good fight. The Turkish Ork folk trampled outside and followed a massive Waaagh, the Islamic word for big war. Somehow the entire police force was ready and made swift attacks on the Turk soldiers who by now shit their pants that a training exercise was actually some kind of coup. Immediately this gave Erdogan, who conveniently left before the coup and returned the next day demanding new powers. A bunch of teachers and journalists were arrested for some reason. But this is expected, whoever plotted the coup must have had old high school memories of this Turkish expatriate living in America. Turkey also is always begging for the now American citizen Fethullah Gulen because not everyone agrees with caliph Erdogan in the Turkish Islamic world.
Israel relations
Erdogan also enjoys referencing protesters as Israeli Sperm. He is a bit of a troll himself. America makes keeps the Israeli's from the wrath of the intense Turkish massage to subvert opposition into a gay moment. The irony is, in 2004, he was awarded "Courage to Care Award" by Jews themselves on behalf of Turkish people. So, every time he offends or gets offended by Jews, consider it as a sham fight
Erdogate or the Böhmermann affair
Some late night German talk show host busted an experimental poem on some German wacky television channel in late March 2016. Erdogan had Ankara summon the German ambassador and demand criminal prosecution. After the show aired on German public television channel ZDF neo, the Turkish government published a demand that the German government to launch criminal prosecution of Böhmermann. German Chancellor Angela Merkel saw quick liberal points in selling out free speech and apologizing for Böhmermann's "intentionally hurtful" poem The German government has approved Böhmermann's criminal prosecution, Böhmermann learned when satire, protected by freedom of speech laws, and some shit law about "abusive criticism" begins.
—Jan Bohmermann | ||
Daily pastimes of Erdogan
Having a huge fetish for banning things that makes him slightly pissed, Erdogan has banned (or is going to ban) a lot of things.
- Banning smoking
- Banning drugs
- Banning sex
- Banning porn
- Banning alcohol
- Banning women
- Banning gays
- Banning lesbians
- Banning traps
- Banning Facebook
- Banning Youtube
- Banning Twitter
- Banning 4chan
- Banning Wikipedia
- Banning Instagram
- Banning ED
- Banning free speech
- Banning democracy
- Banning Christians
- Banning Jews
- Banning Atheists
- Banning anime
- Banning video games
- Banning you
- Banning your mom
- Last but not least, banning fucking everything