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Mutsuo Toi

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Mutsuo Toi
Nationality: Japanese  
Highscore Killed 31, injured 3
Top 25? 5th Place
1st: Sir Anders Behring Breivik
2nd: Woo Bum-kon
3rd: Martin Bryant
4th: Cho Seung-Hui
6th: Campo Elías Delgado
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes - Did it with a shotgun


Mutsuo Toi was a pre-war Elliot Rodger, who after being rejected by all the girls because he suffered from tuberculosis, decided that enough was enough and decided to enact all the best things Japanese and a shotgun. Yes, this handsome boy went on to the make the world proud by using an actual katana for some of his kills, like a motherfucking ninja. And a shotgun, in true ninja fashion. You don't think this guy is a ninja? Well you are just wrong.

Background

Before great acts of justice, this brave gentleman without a fedora, because they weren't invented yet, tried to get into the vagina by using the ancient Japanese custom of Yobai. Yobai is where you sneaked into a house, in the hopes that occupant wanted to fuck you. Seriously. Look it up. We'll wait.

But because his terrible tuberculosis cough scared away all the delightful young pre-wed Japanese whores, before he could creampie them, he never got to shoot his load, and became depressed. This meant only option:

The killings

This kid was a fucking ninja. First he literally beheaded his grandma with an ax. Because it was the best way not to put any shame upon her, as she raised him. And it only got better from there. This guy cut off the entire power to the village, and then mounted two flashlights to his head, entering every house, either blasting them with his trusty Browning shotgun, or just cutting them with a katana like a true gentleman. It ended when he did like Pearl Harbor and Kurt Cobain'ed himself in the chest. That brought his total tally up to 31, including himself.

High Score

Graded score
Kill count: 31/20
Accuracy: 20/20 31 kills, 3 injured
Style: 25/20 Ninja Style
Butthurt: 14/20
Bonus: 17/20
Total score: 107/100 (S)
Thank you for your service!
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