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LeafyIsHere

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My Name Is Cringe

LeafyIsHere (Calvin Vail/Calvin Marquez) is a 13 year old Jason Lee lookalike who pretends to be 28. This explains why he has the voice of a chipmunk being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty Minecraft videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. And in order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to CS:GO where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when Whitney Wisconsin let him inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom.

Videos

LeafyIsHere is another YouTube ranter hack that employs an over-done and uninspired format, and often scrapes the bottom of the barrel for that "lulzy" gold. Like most YT ranters he opts to target mundane and easy individuals for his "take downs" and "pwnage", often employing clickbait titles to draw in views, and uses CS:GO surfing footage which he talks over. Leafy mostly covers YT drama and "pwns" random helmet heroes who are often almost as retarded as he is, most notable of which would be the socially crippled Tommync2010, putting him on par with Keemstar and his buttbuddy for life Pyrocynical. It's rather astonishing how a talentless twink got this popular despite not having a single original thought, or interesting point to make.

In summary: His videos are the same shit as most every other YT ranter's content, but somehow more boring.

Fanbase

His fanbase is composed almost entirely of edgetard faggots and 10 year old kids who will defend their sugar daddy Leafy to the death. These fags will always revert to using "KYS" (Keep Yourself Safe) as a response to most negative comments, and will proceed to throw a temper tantrum in public like the mental midgets they are.

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LeafyIsQueer Makes an Autist Cry


This single video ignited quite a shitstorm between H3H3Productions and LeafyIsHere, dividing YouTube and creating vast amount of lulz. Unfortunately the video that made Tommync2010 cry was taken down by its creator, and an apology video took its place.

LeafyIsQueer Versus H3H3Productions


A spastic circle-jerk ensues.

Leafy VS. Evalion

Leafy got triggered and butthurt when the youtube user Evalion made various antisemetic, lulzy and /pol/-esque videos. He responded to her by making a typical leftist crybaby attack video against her, calling upon his 3 million 12yo fanboys to mass-report her until she got b&. His autistic attack was successful, and she was terminated (twice) after a two day insurgency conducted by these cocksuckers.

Unstirred, Evalion responded to Leafy on Twitter with a video "exposing" him for being a Nazi


Leafy In A Nutshell



And now you know why he is so angry all the time

Leafy Title Generator

The Cringiest Kid To Ever Live

Videos

You need to work on the voice, not annoying enough.

Imagine being destroyed by Onision

Accurate representation of his fans

Gallery

Rule 34

See also

External links

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