Joseph Martelli

Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more...

Because using a plastic bag as a hood really makes you a tough thug.

Dude posted his cock online, We found it

Joseph Martelli is a middle-aged christfag badass who posts his amazing Jezus videos on Jewtube. He goes to street corners and preaches the Lord's word to evil fornicators such as innocent pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive bike. He preaches about how you is going to hell for being gay, even though he has admitted to have been gay several times in his videos. He denies that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's word.

Joseph made videos about how everyone is going to hell and how his religion is the supreme one, sometimes bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin. This resulted in his wife divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children, however he apparently won the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.

Joseph Today

Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.

Joseph's Last Card

Joseph has recently started fucking with a badass called Casio Dark Moon (AKA Robert casio) who madee response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started posting his dox on Youtube. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all worship this prophet or everything bad will happen to you. Joseph also tried to attack Jaclyn Glenn in a video about her video Christian Sex Hotline and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like Burger King's gay pride burger or the alleged killing of christians in North Korea a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon. Joseph will do or say anything to stay relevant on Jewtube. In 2014 his channel was deleted by Youtube for "hate speech", he made another one failing to regain even the minor audience he had in the first place.

Joseph v. The Drunken Peasants

Joseph has now started stalking The Drunken Peasants and even came to their city to attend their meet up and make a point He's currently eating pizza and jacking off in a Super 8 because he's a tough guy and totally didn't get his ass handed to him

Quotes

	“	Stop insulting my religion, and I'm way smarter than you. Your just a troll.	„
	—Joseph the Bible Badass

External Links

• His dating profile may or may not be real.
• The video that gave him very minor notoriety.
• A 2nd video on liveleak
• 3rd
• His Dailymotion account

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