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Gorgeous George/Axis of teh Fat
It should be no surprise that GG has many enemies. If you are wondering if you are apart of teh Axis answer the five following questions.
- 1) Do you have a vagina?
- 2) Is your penis bigger than Georges two inch cocktail weenie?
- 3) Are you skinny? If not are you fat and have a lot of friends?
- 4) Are you sane?
- 5) Do you have a shred of talent?
If you answered yes to any one of these questions then congratulations because you are on GG's shit list.
Sue
For two years, Gorgeous George made repeated reference to his girl Sue (Powerword: Suzan Contratto), who lived in Las Vegas. Many joked that he had created a fantasy relationship with a stripper. In his season finale for 2005 (after returning from a two week absence), he delivered a 45 minute monologue, detailing his trip to Vegas to bail Sue out of jail for a crystal meth addiction. Therein it was revealed that Sue was, in fact, a stripper (and purportedly still is). In Vegas, George proposed to Sue; she accepted his gift of a ring and necklace, hocked them, and fled the scene. She's currently married to "some biker bozo."
Meanwhile, George still hasn't taken that shitty poem about her off his website. Pussy whipped much?
Sue Since the pawned wedding ring
Suzan is still currently married to the biker bozo and has had several brats. She has moved on but GG hasn't. Still lamenting from the two day whore/john relationship GG will not give up. George is still convinced that he has shot which is why he stalkes her every waking moment. For example on Facebook he posts on her page constantly even though Sue gives him the cold shoulder. Not even a like. According to GG this means come see me nao.
Sue has dedded
Yup, Sue died (probably of a drug overdose). George made it all about himself as usual, later deleting the video where he bawed over a woman he hadn't seen in years, and who hated his guts. He never got his ring back.
Jaime
Jamie was a heroin addict who George briefly dated, she eventually grew tired with his fat ass and decided to OD in 2016. When this was revealed, GG went into a full flung rage, crying about himself rather than about his girlfriend who had just died (because he's a narcissist). The videos of him raging have since been deleted from YouTube.
Sara Metz Tells the Truth (about a G.A.Y. man)
Sara was a actress and in the entertainment industry when she moved to Richmond sometime in the late 2000's. Not knowing anyone she had the unfortunate chance of meeting George. They went out one night where George tried passing her off as his lover to some of his sleazy acquaintances. She didn't want any part of it which of course butthurt the pig. They went back to his place where she said the place was a pig sty. She tried avoiding him but like Sue GG stalked her. When that failed he slandered her (Moar info @ Space Mountain Barges on Richmond Radio)
Since then she spilled the beans and some new intimate details were revealed about GG's DISGUSTING and VILE behavior towards women (As if we needed more proof). This proves without a shadow of a doubt that people like Gorgeous George shouldn't be allowed to exist other than in a circus freak sideshow. Aka, "The Gorgeous George Show".
Haunting Melody (Kristen Conner)
In Late 2017 GG met someone new, Someone that not even the Goons could have thought existed. She appeared on the infamous "Judge is being bribed" episode where she handed down her expert legal opinion on GG's LOLSuit and told GG that judge should recuse himself for "bi-ism".
So just who the fuck is Haunting Melody ?
Kristen Ariel Conner, born January 1st 1984 lives in Richmond,VA
She is an ex stripper who used to "dance" at Daddy Rabbits and claims she is a "public figure" who is well known in Richmond for who she is. Kristen makes some of the wildest claims to have ever been heard from anyone in "team GG" her current claims are:
- One of the top three "exotic dancers" in the whole of Virginia
- To be currently studying to be a Forensic Pathologist (yet can't spell or structure a sentence)
- To have cancer
- To be joining the Police
- To not be a drug user
- To have acted in multi million dollar films as a child (yet offers no proof)
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Melody does not do drugs
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Haunting Felony
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Horrific Dancer
Haunting Felony
Kristen attempts to maintain that she is a "Good Christian" & Richmond's best mother to her bastard children. However there is a darker side to Kristen a wrap sheet that a wise guy would be proud of.
