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Defil3d
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Defil3d = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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—Defil3d |
Defil3d was none more than your typical less-than-social RuneScape player, till one day when a few of his friends thought it would be funny for him to pose as a woman. Although there were already thousands of trap accounts on the game, Defil3d (being a high-level player) rose to popularity through making numerous machinimas, usually about fighting stupid monsters and flaunting e-wealth. Eventually, Defil3d captured the attention of TehNoobShow, a 14-year-old from Canada who found that exploiting stupid Runescape players was an ironclad way of making fast cash on the internet. Disappointed that Defil3d would not join his cabal of famous players working together to make money on YouTube, he unleashed his e-vendetta against him, beginning a long saga of butthurt and tears.
History
Defil3d's early days were spent much like those of any other Runescape player, inside with little interaction between the outside world and himself. After realizing he had the option to chance his gender, Defil3d did it for the hell of doing so, and moved on with his (e-)life. Soon Defil3d began making machinimas demonstrating his pointless in-game achievements, and thus began gaining popularity on the tubes.
Rise to power
Historically, the raging hormones of 13-year-old male gamers have taken the best of them, and caused them to allow useless females into their online societies. Such is the case with Defil3d, overnight popularity emerging from a pair of pixelated boobies (known as "bobs" to avoid the ******* chat filter). Instead of informing the hoards of e-daters lining up for a possible cyber-session that he was in fact a male, Defil3d thought it would be lulzy to continue to let the hormonally-charged players think he had a vagina. Even so, this was all relatively unimportant until the day he became a bit too popular.
See Also
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