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"If ken redtail or anyone else makes another stupid
Joker icon with the caption, "Why So Serious?", I'll be
tempted to attack with a knife to the corners of the mouth! >=("
"It makes me want to take the knife to Ken's mouth.
Give him real joker scars."
"Man, will Ken hurry up and pull a Heath Ledger already?"
Ken Redtail is a furry faggot and otherkin from the Chicago suburbs who is a member of the always drama-tastic Lake Area Furry Friends (LAFF) even though no one in the group can stand him. He constantly invites himself to meet ups - even though no one wants him there. He can't ever seem to take a hint and just makes everyone feel uncomfortable with his presence. He tries to make himself known in the furry fandom, but always fails horribly, although he does seem to have himself fooled:
kaenraelin (6:07:39 PM): Eh, I've worked hard to build a reputation in the fandom.
kaenraelin (6:07:47 PM): A good one.
kaenraelin (6:08:23 PM): I'm an administrator on a major furry site and my name is
wellknown in many places around the world
As the chair of the Milfur committee at Anthrocon, he is the Chief of Staff of the national furry armed forces against fursecution.
Birth of a Furfag
Ken's involvement in furry can be traced back to when he used to use the name Chakat Redtail. Chakats are hermaphrodite creatures and Ken thought he was one of these! Here is his old fursona:
Well, according to the wikifur article, Ken's lifemate is Chakat Angelwings (aka. Sylus Foxdragon) and they had a roleplay lovechild named Mistletoe. Well, it turns out Sylus Foxdragon is a guy.
[02:25] kendricks_redtail: My original fursona reflected my personal choices in bisexuality
and polyamory
[02:25] m: >.> polyamory?
[02:26] kendricks_redtail: Yes
[02:26] kendricks_redtail: I've had various experiments with polyamory. You?
[02:26] m: no.
[02:27] kendricks_redtail: Never been an interest, huh?
[02:27] m: not in the slightest. >.> im dedicated to just one.
[02:27] kendricks_redtail: Its kinda hectic and I've really drawn away from it. My last
run really ended in tears.
[02:31] kendricks_redtail: ~shrugs and grins~
[02:31] kendricks_redtail: its not like I had multiple mates
[02:31] kendricks_redtail: I was one of the multiple mates, does that make sense?
[02:32] m: no offense but i dont want to talk about polyamory
Now he has now adopted OVER 9000 fursonas, his most popular is a Red Fox named Ken (how original). He blames his problems on his alternate fursonas claiming that they were the ones who made him do something stupid. Ken never takes responsibility for his actions.
Failure at Life
Ken joined the United States Navy after failing out of both University of Wisconsin AND College of DuPage. Despite having previous knee problems and mental disorders, he lied to the Navy and was able to enlist. There he became a culinary specialist, but barely ever cooked because he shipmates made him their bitch and had him clean their bathrooms. Ken was often to subject of a lot of ridicule while aboard the USS Enterprise, and was even beaten up while he was sleeping! Shipmates would steal his fuck plushies and wipe their asses with them, then return them to his bunk after Ken would throw a temper tantrum.
The abuse got so bad that Ken would sleep out in his smelly truck in the parking lot every night to avoid being beaten up. In 2006, Ken was discharged from the Navy for being too fat, no seriously, it's not a joke! He was given several chances to pass his Physical Requirement Test which was as simple as running the mile in gym class and doing a few sit ups, but failed it too many times. He was also considered far too overweight, and the Navy gave him several chances to lose to extra pounds, but his fat furry ass continued to eat out at McDonald's and Sonic until he was so fat he couldn't even fit in the beds the Navy provided.
Here is further proof of Ken's failure at life from back in 2002. Note he still tries to contact the other person in this AIM conversation to this day. One would think he would get the idea to just /wrist but sadly, this is not the case. It is also known from this snippet that Ken believed being a furry was akin to Native American rituals.
Dragon Tarot: nah, you just dress up in a mascot costume. Yup. That's not pathetic.. nooo
kaen raelin: I only have connection to the fox so I may draw strength from his totem, much in the way a
shaman would dress as a buffalo to draw upon their magic, the way a roman would dress as a wolf to lead the legion
kaen raelin: I look to the foxs totem, so I may gain wisdom, cunning and craftiness
kaen raelin: So my mind will be sharper and I will have connection to the animal spirits
kaen raelin: That is how I celebrate furry
Dragon Tarot: let's not degrade the Native American rituals. You are not a shaman, never will be.
Romans dressed as wolves for intimidation factor. The Scandinavians which were 6'6 on average were
terrified of the 5'5 Romans
kaen raelin: No
Dragon Tarot: *dies laughing* you celebrate something so pathetic as the word "Furrie"? For God's Sake!
Go seek some professional counceling
kaen raelin: Romans dressed as wolves to honor lupa
kaen raelin: And to have her aid them in battle
kaen raelin: Its deeply spiritual stuff, dear
kaen raelin: Why are we arguing this?
Dragon Tarot: *grin* right, nothing like making a cartoon deeply serious. Uh huh. Ayup. Sure twist
ancient mythos into reality. Which lets just say, Rome fell now didn't it? Thousands of years ago too.. Hm.. gee.
kaen raelin: Simply because you seek to mock me for choosing a spiritual path and totem and attributing
it to furry, something you know nothing about?
kaen raelin: Every civilization falls
Dragon Tarot: Being a furry wouldn't be all it's cracked up to be IRL.. I mean I sure as hell wouldn't want
pubes covering my entire body.. I mean I'd smell like a gigantic Italian man's ass all day.. mixed with the
decadent stench of animal BO
Dragon Tarot: roflmfao, a cartoon is a spiritual path? my god. You really are fucked up aren't you?
kaen raelin: You keep going back to cartoon
kaen raelin: Where I say totem, you say cartoon
kaen raelin: I don't get it
Dragon Tarot: *grin* nothing like twisting popular culture and icons into something more "mystical" as a
way to justify yourself for wanting to escape reality
kaen raelin: People do it all the time
kaen raelin: But I miss where I fall into this?
Dragon Tarot: *grin* dressing up in a mascot costume is pretty pathetic, its not revering ancient spirts.
Its making a modern mockery of it all
kaen raelin: Perhaps
kaen raelin: Perhaps not
kaen raelin: Who are you to judge?
Dragon Tarot: *laughs* there's a difference between being judgemental and having a downright psycosis that
should be treated in an institution
kaen raelin: We haven't even gotten in on people who use furry as an artform
kaen raelin: So you're saying since you're not being judgemental, you're psychotic and should be treated
in an institution
Dragon Tarot: its not even an artform. Picaso was art, Luis Royo is art. A cartoon furry isn't art
Ken+Love
To think that something so ugly and with such a small penis could actually have a sex life is scary, but it does exist!
Ken's earliest sexual experiences include jerking off and having his beagle, DJ, lick up the excess and calling sex hot lines and jerking off to the voices over the phone.
Unlike many of his furfag brethren, Ken is not gay but, he claims to be heterosexual and eschews the use of yiff art in his own personal drawings. However, due to the fact that he is a super macho ex-Navy and a Republican who loves Jesus, he is the furry fandom's largest closet case. Perhaps that is why he harbors such guilt and often leaves lj entries where he discusses leaving the fandom.
Ken claims that he is 100% straight, but those who know him closely know that's not true! If the Chakat character wasn't enough of a dead give away - Ken has also had a sexual relationship with Hiromi Kitsune, a transsexual. "Romi" (aka Robert) was born a male but while Ken was dating him, he was having operations to become a female. Ken admitted to "testing out" Romi's "new parts" as he got them. He also admits to being a part of circle jerks with several other males while Romi paraded around in his fursuit. He lived with Romi part of the time while he was in the Navy but ended up cheating on him after he admitted to him that he was "too embarrassed" to introduce Romi to his parents. What a nice guy!
[18:11] kaenraelin: You know I'm pretty straight, right?
[18:12] kaenraelin: What does it mean when I get burbly over beefcake?
[18:13] kaenraelin: Not like sexually excited
[18:13] kaenraelin: Just schoolgirl squealy
[18:13] Rayven Wolffe: Lol I dunno
[18:14] kaenraelin: And just the beef
[18:15] kaenraelin: Like 300 kind
[18:15] Rayven Wolffe: Huh?
[18:15] Rayven Wolffe: You lost me XD
[18:15] kaenraelin: Seen 300?
[18:15] Rayven Wolffe: No
[18:15] kaenraelin: Well
[18:15] kaenraelin: You've seen stills, right?
[18:16] kaenraelin: Pictures of the gorgeous bods?
[18:16] kaenraelin: I like me some hunks ;_;
(IT MEANS YOU'RE A FLAMER, KEN!)
To try and cover up his homosexuality, Ken obsesses himself with many female furries. Married, engaged, dating, single, he doesn't care - Ken will tell any girl he's known for more than 5 minutes that he loves them and that they should leave their current significant other for him. Ken has "fallen in love" with every female furry that has been unfortunate enough to have crossed his path. Ken's response was the same as it always is. He denied having ANYTHING to do with any of these girls. Then when they persisted and he started losing numbers on his friends list, he made a big public apology and expected everyone to forgive him. When they didn't he threatened to become an hero. After being dumped for the second time while he was on cruise in the Navy, Ken kept the engagement ring he gave to that girl and has used it to propose to over a dozen girls over the internet.
No, we're no joking when we say over a dozen:
-Rayven Wolffe
-Rayven's two sisters
-Wolff Slaven
-Arazia
-L8nitewriter
-Sema JayHawk
-Silk
-Mephesto
-Britin
-Naore
-Anewlife05
-Blue Dragonfly
-Honehe
-Avenging Lioness
-Sono
-Vixen T. Fox
-Holly Ann Vixen
-Harli Raver
-Karitekitaneko
-Banrai
-Luxari
-Teekachu
-Leah
-Xainy
-Anne
...and so many more!
For instance, a log from two weeks after meeting a girl (who was dating someone at the time):
Ken Redtail (1:03:44 AM): ~takes her by her cheeks and looks at her silently~
Ken Redtail (1:04:25 AM): ~smiles and suddenly just kisses her~
Sono (1:04:37 AM): *blink* o//o
Ken Redtail (1:04:56 AM): ~holds until she breaks it~
Sono (1:05:03 AM): *flail*
Ken Redtail (1:05:27 AM): ~breaks it off and looks away embarassedly~
Ken Redtail (1:05:35 AM): I'm sorry
Sono (1:05:46 AM): ^^;;; that was... very unexpected.
Ken Redtail (1:06:20 AM): Sorry, feeling impulsive and daring
Sono (1:06:50 AM): Heh. We all have our moods. But I warn you, I already have a boy. ^^;
And I'd hate to see two very nice foxes have to fight.
The same girl had to endure LiveJournal entries about her, all during June and July 2007. Some of them were made on the same day, and talked about jumping in front of a bus. Apparently, being in love will do that to you. He loves her and he needs to tell the world! Or at least his entire LiveJournal.
But don't worry! Ken had moved on to a different obsession by August! He started telling people that she (his new obsession) was dating him, even though she lived in a different state with her REAL boyfriend. Needless to say, she wasn't too happy when she found out.
His LiveJournal is filled with emo whining and confessions of deepest love to his strictly platonic friends. He seems to be unaware of a difference between friendships and romantic relationships. He has made many unwanted sexual advances on some of his real life female friends, including crawling into the bed of one while she was sleeping and touching her in a sexual way.
Ken has been said to have raped someone in the past. When confronted with this accusation, Ken said:
[14:41] kendricks_redtail: Just the fact that's flying around is upsetting me
[14:41] kendricks_redtail: You see
[14:41] kendricks_redtail: I've BEEN raped
Ken is a creepy motherfucker who has probably fucked your mother, hence his title. He used to work as a security guard for Office Max...but he was fired October 05, 2007 for being a dirty looking bastard. He thought his job was serious business but all he did was make sure that nobody stole rubber bands. And, surprise, he even failed at that!
Like stated above, Ken is DIRTY. He smells so bad that people can't stand to be around him in real life, not even his "best friend".
[21:46] Rayven Wolffe: Also, when was the last time you showered? I don't want to
be mean, but you smell quite ripe.
[21:48] kaenraelin: 5 o clock?
[21:49] kaenraelin: Huh...
[21:49] Rayven Wolffe: Then perhaps you need a box of breathmints. That's why I moved
from the table to the computer, and I could -still- smell it. You reek, man.
[21:50] kaenraelin: I don't know why
[21:51] Rayven Wolffe: Hygiene? Like I said, I dun wanna be mean, but maybe that's
why some people don't like to hang out with you.
[21:51] Rayven Wolffe: Like, shower every morning, and brush twice a day with Listerine.
[21:52] kaenraelin: I shower sometimes 2-3 times hon
[21:53] Rayven Wolffe: Hey, I'm just telling you. You want people to be honest,
well I am. And don't call me hon, damnit.
[21:53] Rayven Wolffe: LISTEN when people tell you things. This is the 4th time I've
had to tell you not to call me that.
[21:53] kaenraelin: I'm sorry. I'm still trying to break that habit
[21:54] Rayven Wolffe: You have bad b.o. sometimes. When we were dating the people
who knew we were asked me to ask you to shower, you know that? If showering and teeth
cleaning doesn;t help, go see a dermatologist or a dentist because something is very wrong.
It is rumored that Ken wipes his ass with his hands - because that's what he smells like. Further observation suggests that he licks his fingers clean afterward.
Recently, over 9000 of his female LiveJournal friends de-friended him for being a creepy, obsessed stalker who claimed to love them and begged them to run away with him. He also brought his creepy infatuations to a roleplaying community where he then fawned over one of his obsessions there in a role play setting, causing some tension and irritation.
Mutiple User Name Disorder (MUND)
When people realized Ken was a compulsive liar and a complete retard, they started blocking him from AIM and from their LiveJournals. Ken being the stalker he is couldn't handle that and decided to create several alternative screen/user names so he could still keep tabs on these people. Ken admits he wont take anyone off his buddy list because when he sees them sign on, he "knows their okay"...riiiight, and that's not creepy at all.
Speaking of creepy, why are almost all of the alternative usernames, "women"?
Known "secret" screen names of Ken Redtail:
elaurianmystic- aesopwildcat (also used on Wikifur) - a journal created to mock an ex
- quinn_dragon (also used on Wikifur) - his most recent known made up LJ name.
- weluvsema - Another one to mock an ex
- laffdramallama - created because he is too much of a pussy to post his own LAFF Drama
- laffdramallama2 - created after the first one was banned from the laffDrama and lafflist LJ communities
- the_laff_llama - created to post in lafflist after he was exposed as a total womanizer. This "person" begged for people to give him another chance.
- immortalwatcher (WikiFur) - created to vandalize another furry's WikiFur entry.
- LAFFur (WikiFur) - created to make edits on WikiFur without people knowing it was him who made them.
- pibble_9_9_9 (Neopets) PASSWORD: LISKAREDTAIL - We're not sure what his motive was for making this one, but the retard used his ex's email to register this account so she was sent a confirmation email. Liska Redtail is one of Ken's fuck plushies.
He also has a few names on this website to write and edit articles about Sema JayHawk, Blazger, Harli Raver and Vixen T. Fox but failed miserably at all of them. He was quickly found out and lulz ensued.
KNOWN Encyclopedia Dramatica USERNAMES! -blazger -strangechap -FurryPoacher -ChronixWolgon -Hillzbillyboi You better believe there will be moar!
How to spot a Ken Redtail alternative LJ username:
- They are almost always women.
- The are almost always a member of lafflist
- They add a lot of Ken's LJ friends, many of which have no idea who the person is who added them.
- They "learn" how to create a Wikifur entry very quickly
- They almost always have a Yahoo email address and YIM screen name
- If you call him out in the LJ, your comment will be deleted with no reason as to why
- If several people call him out in the LJ - then the journal will get deleted or the user will become very offended and start banhammering people.
Ken is known to play the pity card. He claims to be suicidal so that people will feel bad for him and give him what he wants. He is a coward and runs away when he has been caught in a lie or when the husband of one of the girls he "loves" finds out about him being a creepy stalker.
Ken on WikiFur
Ken is an administrator on WikiFur along with his butt buddy and head administrator, GreenRaeper. He got this position because he spent countless hours updating furries' articles because, like his mother, he thinks he knows everything about the furry fandom. In fact, Ken Redtail is now the third highest contributor to this dramatastic website. It was because of this, and the hundreds of dollars that Ken "donated" to Wikifur that GreenRaeper made him administrator, well that and because he's in love with him. Ken is so vain that he created other usernames to vote himself "Featured Article of the Week" on that website. Who thinks he should be featured article on this website as well? Ken being an administrator on that website also gives him total authority to revert any changes made to his article, even if they are true, to make him appear perfect in his article, hence why THIS article needed to be written.
Ken Redtail vs. SomethingAwful
Ken was booted off the SomethingAwful forums after being a goon for defending furries and admitting his furry status. He got on his lj then to baaaaawwwww about how he was being fursecuted, and that he was proud of being a furry and that if SomethingAwful was so prejudiced against him and his kind, he didn't want to be a part of it anyway. However, his butthurt was poorly masked and was characteristic of his generally emo entries.
Gaming
Ken's furfaggotry extends, naturally, into Second Life. Keeping with his squeaky clean image there's no fox fucking at Rainbow Tiger for Ken. Instead, he plays Second Life as a dragon where he is some sort of ruling member of "Second Life's number one Dragon community," the High Council of Wyrms. If you see him on Second Life, please troll the fuck out of him.
Like every other Furry on the World of Warcraft, Ken plays as a "Tauren named Oddfellow" pictured below. He has most recently been seen trying to seduce the ladies on the US Moon Guard role-playing server, despite it being common knowledge that they are all actually men. It is suggested that you form a mantrain behind him at your own risk.
Ken also plays Neopets. That alone should send up red flags.
Ken's Parents
Perhaps the most disturbing thing about Ken Redtail is the fact that his parents are also into the furry/otherkin scene. That's right. His middle-aged parents have adopted fursonas and endorse their son running around with other sick fucks wearing diapers and sporting erections dripping with pre-cum. Although their vanity wikifur articles claim that their son introduced them to the anthro lifestyle, it was actually his over protective mother who found his live journal and discovered that her son was a fag. Unlike his Dad, his Mother has been attending furry conventions. Is there no sadder thing then you going with your mom to a furry convention?? Am I right? It's even sadder than him telling everyone his mom is dying of cancer so he can obtain free art.
For the record, his mother's fursona is Karee Bunda, a rabbit-panda hybrid while Ken's father is Arigon the Golfing Dragon, who is, as his name implies, a golfing dragon. This proves that even dragons can be middle-class suburbanites with boring hobbies. Shine on, you crazy diamonds!
Ken and his dad were recently spotted together making a scene at a Red Robin restaurant. Apparently the waitress wasn't moving fast enough for them. Further observation shows that Ken and his dad ordered everything on the menu, twice, and the kitchen could just not keep up. Judging by the size of Ken, it's suspected that if he doesn't eat every fifteen minutes on the dot, he will implode - or just throw a giant temper tantrum.
Testimonials
"I got on WoW to dick around a little bit. He started whispering me, so I /ignore'd him. What did he do? He came to the city I was in, found me, and started /saying things to me. I hopped on my mount and ran the fuck away from him. IRL stalking is one thing, but when you're being followed around by a creepy cow that's sniveling 'wait I love you lets talk' that's a totally different story. D:"
"So... so far I know 8 girls who have been terrorized by him."
"This disturbs me."
"I've cut him loose as well. I want no more to do with him. I on my own am a mountain of proof. I have at least 4 months of logs of his behavior, and a couple of screencaps. I'm feeling harassed, abused, and used by him and that is not treatment I take lightly.
Especially not from so called friends." - sono_cat
"...and apparently he's been involved in a rape. And has physically assaulted a girl that has that one disease that makes her incredibly fragile that even a poke can cause a bad bruise. ^^; And his navy discharge was dishonorable for some reason, why I didn't find out. But man, a lot of people in Illinois have some mad stories about him."
"What convinced me that hes a psychopath is where he's saying, in that other thread, that he didn't know about xainy's dog dying. And yet xainy knows he did, and can probably provide us with logs to prove it even. But he's still insisting. It's a classic characteristic of the psychopath, that they'll insist on their manipulative, 'I'm the good guy here' version of reality, even when somebody can prove them wrong."
"Ken-
you are a creepy douche. Get the fuck out."
"Oh boy. He's THAT emo? He's posted a "tell me why you hate me" entry? Ha ha ha ha ha! That's Encyclopedia Dramatica worthy, almost. *giggles*"
Well, we thought so, too!
NO FURVERTS PLZ
If you want to keep Ken away from you (and if you don't, you're probably him), use this image:
Racism
Like all fags, Kendricks haets black persons. When asked why he's no longer in the navy he replied with this:
kaen raelin (10:01:07 PM): There's just so much politics and sexism and racism
kaen raelin (10:01:18 PM): I'm a white guy
kaen raelin (10:01:29 PM): So I got 2 strikes already against me
Because we all know that blacks get farther in the military...
kaen raelin (10:03:16 PM): Ya gotta be a brutha!
kaen raelin (10:03:30 PM): Word to my g, black persons stick togetha!
kaen raelin (10:03:59 PM): That's how it is
kaen raelin (10:04:41 PM): If your supe is black, he's gonna take care of his homies first
kaen raelin (10:04:49 PM): Except
kaen raelin (10:04:54 PM): If you're a chick
We all know that niggers fail at everything but picking cotton, smoking weed and raping white women to get very far in life and the military.
Art Whore
Ken loves for furry artists to draw him. He has an entire FurAffinity gallery dedicated to fan art of his characters.
He denies ever dropping hints or asking for free art in his life, but we have chat logs as proof.
Sono (8:53:37 AM): I'm also on a horrendous art block.
Ken Redtail (8:53:56 AM): Draw me.
A different time:
Sono (12:51:07 AM): ^^ *sketches, stll trying to break through that art block*
Ken Redtail (12:51:34 AM): ~thinks you should sketch me~
Also, to exhibit that he can't keep it in his pants and ALSO loves free art: Bonus conversation between Ken and Sono:
Ken Redtail (12:50:05 AM): I am in need of an artist
Ken Redtail (12:50:20 AM): But I should probably pay you money one of these days
Ken Redtail (12:50:29 AM): XD
Sono (12:50:41 AM): ^^;; Money is good for Sono especially since she's broke.
Ken Redtail (12:51:18 AM): Will you accept sexual favors in lieu of cash?
Sono (12:51:30 AM): XD Sadly no.
Sono (12:51:41 AM): XD Those dont buy me food and supplies.
Ken Redtail (12:52:02 AM): Dern
Ken Redtail (12:52:22 AM): What about sexual favors and cash? XD
Sono (12:52:46 AM): XD I'd prefer just the cash.
Ken Redtail (12:52:57 AM): All right, all right
Ken Redtail (12:54:00 AM): Is cool, I'm trying to get a con badge for a friend as a gift
Sono (12:54:25 AM): Ah. ^^ I do badges pretty cheap.
Ken Redtail (12:54:35 AM): $0?
kaen raelin (10:27:45 PM): You tell a furry you're an artist and it puts you in a higher
class than them.
kaen raelin (10:27:50 PM): Don't you notice that?
m (10:28:21 PM): i hadnt noticed that, no
kaen raelin (10:29:32 PM): Its like an artisan class, they're a class above the common
peasant class, just like in any feudal society
Because drawing bad fox porn makes you the total equivalent of a medieval lord! Nay, you peasants, be gone from my yiffing chambers and fetch me my plushie! Then again, Ken's art would be considered right on par with that of an aspie. Which is probably why he tries so hard to swap sexual favors for free arts.
He's done things like this to several other artists over the course of his long career as a furry. If you have screenshots or logs of him doing it to you, please contribute to the lulz.
PurpleOtterLulz
Ken made a LiveJournal community called
As is his custom, Ken automatically pussed out, leaving his community child in the hands of unsolvedsuicide and harli_raver. Neither were very pleased with this.
He then made an apology post and commented in sono_cat's LJ making her look like the bad guy. Some friend!
As it turns out, Ken's friends only LiveJournal entries reveal that he is actually jealous of the notoriety that Prince Jeremy has attained in the furry fandom.
Leaving the intarwebz forever
On August 14th 2009, a post was made on furrydrama_2 about Ken. It contains 63 comments of Ken-bashing, and eventually Ken found the post. He begged his BFF Rayven Wolffe to defend him, but she promptly kicked his fat ass to the curb. How could she defend him when all the accusations and stories in the post were true? After that, Ken made a vague, emo, locked post on his LiveJournal and has not updated it since. Sources say he has also been absent from his other online accounts such as facebook and wikiFur. Those who know Ken well know that he could never just give up his intarwebz just like that, so the question remains; where is he really? Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet. Scenario Two: He's assumed a new identity and is continuing to be a failure at life.
UPDATE! Ken has resurfaced in Doctor Who fandom on LJ under the name * ren_geek where he continues to be a drama queen and generally behave as a giant douche.
Contact Info
- AIM: kaen raelin
- ICQ: 68700601
- YIM: kendricks_redtail
- MSN/Email: [email protected]
Send him gratuitous amounts of fanart!
Here are reference picz!
[04:04] kendricks_redtail: I AM A LITTLE CATSUP BOTTLE WHO LOVES TO BE SQUEEZED 8-}
Well he ain't lying about the "little" part ;)
External Links
- ken-redtail on LiveJournal
- his new LiveJournal
KenRedtail - gallery of art done BY him.- redtales on FurAffinity - FurAffinity gallery of art done FOR him.
- Kendricks Redtail reverts everyone who links to this article on WikiFur - So help go link it back!
- Arigon the Golfing Dragon - Ken's dad at WikiFur
- Karee Bunda - Ken's mom at WikiFur
- User Lookup: Ken Redtail - Ken at Neopets
- reverse cell phone lookup
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