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Monster Girl Quest
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Monster Girl Quest is basically the what happens when furfags, weeaboos, and sick fucks decide to make a video game.
The plot goes something like this: There was a goddess named Illias who made everything, including humans and monster girls, though she quickly grew to hate the latter because they fucked more shota than she ever did, so after failing to get some eunuchs to kill the only pussy in the world worth fucking, she instead decided to enforce her own version of SOPA that goes like this:
1. Monster Girls are the fucking enemy, and they should be killed, preferably by being clubbed to death with a b&stick
2. All males must bathe in magical springs that repel monster women so monster girls won't fuck them, and thus die via indirect genocide.
Of course, this is [[Fail| lame, hence your goal is troll her plans into oblivion.
Note: The original weeaboo title literally translates to: Lose And The Monster Girls Rape You
Plot
Part 1 - The hero is some shota named Luka, a fucking dumbass who believes Illias is good but doesn't want to hate monsters girls as evil who, after he decided to masturbate over the body of an unconscious snake woman's tits, was then informed he had missed his chance to be a hero, so he decided he'd be a fake hero, and the snake chick (called Alice) decided to tag along so she could eat everything, including Luka's dick.
Along the way, Luka gets a sword made of melted angels, fights some lolis, gets his ass handed to him by a dragon girl who is lusted after by a blowjob machine with tits, gets stalked by a fucked up abomination called Amira, learns how to protect his pencil dick by getting a wind spirt to blow him and also learn how to stay hard via a loli in a raincaot.
Part 2- He continues his journey to be a fake hero, gets assraped by mutant flies, learns to to set his dick on fire and some useless water spells that don't do shit, finds out Ilias was evil all along and tells her to fuck off after a BDSM session with Alice.
Part 3- Not released yet, but is going to involve finding Illias and taking her down before she can destroy the world.
Characters
The characters in Monster Girl Quest. Beware, unmarked spoilers below.
Luka - Shota who is originally an Iliasfag but comes to hate her moralfag ass (unless you side with her at the end of Part 2) and decides the snake girl with the big tits isn't as made of fail. Is the son of human and a fallen angel who can kick ass while he asleep, and while he's awake every monster girl rapes the shit out of him but somehow the game insists he's still a virgin until he fucks Alice towards the end of Part 2.
Alice - Short for the Unwarranted_self_importance ''Alipheese Fateburn 16th''. Her goal is eat fucking everything, including Luka's cock. She's really the Monster Lord (i.e. - Illias' most reviled troll), but Luka doesn't figured that shit out until she outright tells him.
Whenever she's not turning into a fatty and blowing up cooking pots she teaches Luka how to be something other than a shota rape magnet when she isn't giving him oral.
Eventually, Illias make him fight her, and afterwards he side with Alice and tell Illias to fuck herself or kill Alice, whereupon Illias rapes him for eternity.
Ilias - The bitch who made the world and wants to eliminate all the monster girls because they sex up more shota than she does. Hence, she puts the banhammer on fucking monster girls and plans to kill them all.
Ironically, she counts as a monster in game, which even the fucking game manual troll her about.
=The Four Heavenly Knights= [Four monster chicks who work for Alice.]
Granberia- Dragon girl who likes to fight a lot and one of the few monster girls with something on her mind aside from humping shota cock. Is lusted after by a princess named Sara, who she saved from raep.
Tamamo- Nine tailed fox girl who's life goal is to become a fatty after eating all the world's fried tofu and who taught Alice how to be a troll. Helps you ruin the Orochi's shit and then later ruins yours.
Alma Elma- Big titted succubus who wrecked a bunch of ships for shits and giggles who lets Luka win fights with her because she's lazy and prefers to have shota cock in her twat as opposed to actually doing her job.
Erubetie - Hates humans even though she gets her jollies fucking them because they turned her habitat into Goatse.
The Four Elemental Spirits
Sylph- A winged loli who gets the shit beaten out of her by the other spirits who can't fight worth shit, is dumb as fuck, and whose only use is teaching Luka how to blow away enemy attacks before they give him a blowjob.
Gnome- Emo loli in a raincoat who teaches Luka how to keep his dick stick so he can beat his enemies to death with it.
Undine- Even more emo loli made of water who starts out useless, who mostly gives out shitty upgrades to attacks he had since Part 1.
Salamander- Loli on fire who taught Granberia how to kick ass, but now she's more weak than most internet tough guys. Teaches Luka how to boost his power Over_9000 over nine thousand.
Amira the Unfortunate Lamia- Fugly snake head with woman legs who claims to be Luka's lover and bullshits every other sentence. Hands out a few tips, but mostly exists to troll hentaifags who want every monster girl to wave their airbrushed tits in their face.
Sara- Princess of a country whose founder fucked a Sphinx. Her father throws Luka at her yelling "RAPE HIM!" at one point, and Sara obliges by blowing Luka's dick. However, she really wants to eat out Granberia's scaly pussy.
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