Armenians

Serzh Sargsyan: Looks like the Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe

Armo pride flag. Hmmm. Suspicious

Although Armenians (from the Greek armenios, meaning "hairy and yak like") are technically Asian, you'd have better luck finding a nigger at a Klan rally than an Armo in Armenia after 600 years of pax romana by their Turkish neighbours. Armenians are mixture of Middle Eastern DNA and over 9,000 years of Turkish shit. They are easily mistaken for Mexicans with huge noses.

Smarter than your average Jew, the Armenians knew the Turkish citizenship application when they saw it, so they moved in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Because they couldn't find a way to lease their four BMWs as well as an apartment in Bel-Air they all immediately moved to Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day.

Before long, Glendale was overrun with gun totin', G-Unit wearin', bling-bling sportin' Wiggers driving Cadillac Escalades bumpin' shitty disco music with no bass through massive speakers around the sleepy hollow. The village elders acted swiftly and banished the nascent Armo gangsta menace to East Hollywood (aka the United Subculture Internment Camp), a place where black person of every race, creed and color go to chase the American Dream and every nationality gets it's own four blocks to call its own. Unfortunately, the only thing Armenian women are good for (besides standing in front of you in the grocery line talking loudly on her cellphone) is pumping out half-retarded wannabe gangster children and Glendale was soon overcome by the menace once again.

According to certain experts, Armenians are, in fact, much worse than Jews. This is because Jews actually don't do anything at all. They don't control the world's gold supply and economy, they don't keep niggers in nigger Africa with their sponsoring of African diamond wars, and never talk about the Holocaust anymore (not that it ever never happened in history).

Armenian Genocide Day

On April 25th 24th every year, American Armenians celebrate commemorate the genocide of their alleged race by the Turks at least 100 years ago during World War One. This is celebrated commemorated by donning tinfoil hats, flying the Armenian flag from their leased luxury sedans whilst regaling everyone within earshot to the Armenian national anthem played by an orchestra of carhorns being jammed for exactly 50 minutes. However, the Armenian Genocide is most probably a genocide. Since nobody from the Ottoman Empire is still around to grill by the UN Genocide Commission to determine if killing a couple of hundred Armenians constitutes a lollercaust it obviously definitely most probably happened and it probably maybe was a genocide. The Turks actually kill'd 1,500,000 Armenians during the genocide for the lulz.

Every year since they all escaped their fatherland the Armenian diaspora of America have unsuccessfully lobbied for successive US presidents to recognise the Armo pwnage as an official genocide rather than a massive Turkish gun cleaning accident and condemn Turkey. However, since Turkey is the best, successive US presidents have told Armos to eat a dick and called the alleged genocide everything from "sad" to a "tragedy".

The most recent Armo lollercaust denier in the White House is President Black Hitler, who promised on the campaign trail to the presidency to officially recognise the Armenian Genocide and sign some kind of Bawwwww bill into law attesting to this 'atrocity' as being something real. However, upon taking office he told Armos YHBT and to disregard that cos he sucks a lot of Turkish cock.

Self-Loathing

Ironically, the only thing Armenians have contributed to American culture as they flooded west after the collapse of their shithole country when the Soviet Union went belly-up is their love of Armenian genocide (and domestic violence). There's nothing Armenians and Armenian gangs such as Armenian Power (or AP) like better that killing each other. You'll be hard-pressed to find any cases of Armo-on-white, black or Latino violence in the news since they're too busy wiping each other out. To whit, Armenians can be seen as the self-cleaning ovens of ethnic cleansing.

Cautionary Reminders

Haik, the legendary ancestor of the Armenians. He wants to sell you a cell phone.

Haik's wife. She owns 8 hookah bars under her illegal incorporated company and still lives with her parents in Northridge.

Important things to know about Armenians

• Armenians are so much dumber than a monkey with an iPhone, and slightly smarter than Paris Hilton
• Armenians are the caricatures of Turks.
• Armenians will confuse cock for food.
• Armenian pride is more ridiculous than gay pride.
• Armenian genocide is an imperialist lie (IMPERIALIST LIE).
• Armenians are actually shape-shifting reptiles from another dimension.
• Armenians hair is actually a form of narrow reptile scale.
• Armenians like guns. A lot.
• Armenians enjoy spending all their paychecks for rims that go on their 2000 dollar honda civic.
• Armenians hate you.
• Armenians refer to themselves as Greek.
• Armenians have no soul.
• Armenians have a complex system of underground tunnels that they use to ambush food.
• Armenians are eco friendly. Shower once a year with their half sisters.
• Armenians are almost as dangerous as Koreans, though Koreans lack a self-preservation instinct.
• Armenians still don't like you.
• Armenians are more dangerous Jews. Fact.
• Armenian women look like Your Mom
• Armenians who live in America (Glendale) can be deported back to Turkey. Call 1-800-genocide.

As of writing, the concerned crackers of East Hollywood, are lobbying hard for a Little Turkey to be added to the neighborhood since the denizens of Thailandtown, Little Odessa, K-Town etc. have yet to quieten the Armo threat within.

Woody Allen once said "He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian." Then he went and married his daughter.

If you ask any Armenian male, he will tell you he is 600% straight...he will then proceed to touch and stand too close to every Armenian male within a 50-mile radius.

Armenians send lots of money to their country to help it kill serve the subhuman Turks wierd race. Armenians never seem to get Troll's remorse and thus self-hating Armenians are almost unheard of.

Map of Armenia

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Official map of Armenian Lulz Parade

Fun Facts about Armenians

Fact!

Even now, Sacha Baron Cohen may not fully realize just how closely Borat captured the true essence of being Armenian.

An Armenian cultural event (minus the pigs).

• Armenians are probably the most disgusting (alleged) race on the planet.
• The Turds thought that Armenians were more worthless than the Jews; the ones they didn't genocide were exiled to the apartment next-door to me in LA.
• When Armenians move to America, they insist on forming their own city/state by moving into the same apartment complex; all 1,000,000 of them.
• Armos also make Jews look like Bill Gates when it comes to their legendary cheapness. Armenians will haggle any price and are responsible for At least 100 cases of fireplace ashes swapped out for cremains, stuffing mattresses with used clothes, you know, that sort of third-world "I gotcha!" frugality dupe.
• No two Armenian men can be near each other for longer than ten minutes without doing something completely homosexual-pedogayphilic.
• the Nu-Metal Band System of a Down is of Armenian decent.
• Armenian youth make wiggers look like NORPs.
• The "Armenian Genocide" is in fact true. Even though it wasn't a genocide.
• In Armenian culture it is generally acceptable for a 40 year old man to be dating a 16-year old girl. That means that pretty much every Armenian man who doesn't love the cock is a pedo.
• Most Armenians do not move out of their parents house until they are 73. Then they move next door.
• Armenians drive crash BMWs and buy all their groceries with food stamps.
• Armenian names are typically impossible to pronounce, and sound more like guttural throat-clearing methods than actual names.
• It is a known fact that for every year of an Armenian person's life their nose will grow an inch, and when they reach a certain age, it devours them completely.
• Armenians only use iPhones so they can drop them and buy another.
• Armenian males only know three words: Dude, Bro, and BMW.
• It is impossible to find an Armenian woman who hasn't dyed her hair ridiculous color.
• Pretending to be an Armenian is the best way to troll Turks on the internets.
• Armenians have not been informed about the invention known as the trash can, so they use plastic bags.
• The first freak show bearded lady was Armenian.
• Armenian children start growing chest hair at age 9.
• Given their inherent hairiness, some say that Armenians are really just furries.
• You ever see that movie Borat? Now you know everything there is to know about Armenians and Armenia.

=Quotes

Disgusting faggots. (USA Today)

Why do we put up with these pederasts? (MSNBC)

I have yet to meet a SINGLE Armenian here (Kokor, Glendale)

I hope Armenia will be invaded by Turkey soon (Elton John)

Scum of the Earth.... (University of Abnormal Studies)

i dont like them one bit! (Jack Nicholson)

They are the most despicable things I have ever met or seen. (Gandhi)

Trolling the Armenians

• Remind them that the Turks will eventually take over.

• Confuse them with Turks.

• Ask them to join Islam.

• Say anything good about Azerbaijan, anything at all.

• Tell them Karabakh never belonged to them, it was always part of Azerbaijan.

• Tell them all their men have Pinocchio noses.

Gallery

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  Typical american-armenian celebrity
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  A typical - albeit well-dressed - Armenian woman.
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  Armenian dancing.
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  The two prettiest women in all of Armenia on vacation.
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  Even in cartoon form, Armenians are found to be extremely gay and non-English speaking (this one is speaking German).
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  Even zeldafags have Armenians.
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  This is how armenian furries mate.
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  Your average Armenian woman nowadays.

See Also

• Jews
• Kurds
• Turkey
• Gypsies
• System of a Down
• Maddox
• Genocide
• A typical butthurt Armo editor on ED
• And another one

External Links

• A Hairy Hoeing Experience as recounted

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