Lizard Squad

The Lizard Squad is a group of young skids that still live with their parents and will most likely die alone in Guantanamo due to AIDS and arrests. They got fame for ruining gayming servers during the second period of 2014, for tweeting a false terrorist act on a plane and specially for shutting down PSN and Xbox Live gaming networks on Christmas.

Gayming ruining

Bomb threats

Finest Squad

The Great Christmas DDoS

Kim Dotcom saves children (and his personal gayming)

Lizard Squad publicly said that they would DDoS Play Station Network and Xbox Live servers on Christmas Day, this led to a massive ammount of pre-DDoS drama when fags tried to stop them from doing so, all this resulted in:

A bunch of skids trying to dox them without success
Cows being able to talk to humans
Many fake twitter accounts created by fanboys, faggots or scammers
2 Lizard Squad official twitter accounts rekt: LizardSquad and LizardPatrol
Many fake media reports of arrested members from Lizard Squad

After laughing at the n00bs, Lizard Squad proceeded to start its DDoS attack on PSN and Xbox Live on the early morning of Christmas Day as promised, the targets of the attack were the load balancers of the networks, once they fell, both whole networks were unable to give any kind of service, the attack lasted for nearly 20 hours. The anger of the kids and gamers can be read on #LizardSquad or on any other social network or forum, Lizard Squad received more insults and death threats from teens in 1 hour than nachash and PinkMeth owner from Jason Van Douche in half a year, which is quite a success.

You, fat gamergater or autistic gaymer should thank Lizard Squad for helping you to abandon your xXx quickscoper console and go to the outside and do some sport during those 20 hours.

On Christmas Days night, Kim Dotcom after being butthurt because he couldnt play his games, decided to shill at planetarian scales his privacy-strong honeypot service: MEGA, by promising to give to the LS 300 premium MEGA accounts if they stopped the attack on both gaming networks. In less than an hour, LS had the vouchers for the accounts and stopped the attack as accorded with Kim through private messaging. God bless Kim Dotcom for saving kids from malicious attackers.

After the attack there were many media reports about it and even some interviews with 2 alleged members from Lizard squad: Vinnie something and Ryan Cleary, the members gave details about the reason of why they did (the same bullshit Lulzsec used to say) it and other technical information of the attack like for example, that Microshit servers had an extremely poor security. Lizard Squad publicly said that MeanTxLawyer was sponsoring the attack on XBL and PSN, this led to another massive rage against the most loved lawyer in Texas and a great ammount of public death threats from the lawyer. You can taste this on HERE

ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!

North Korea cyberattack

Fail Sybyl attack on Tor network

Lizard Stresser

After the success of LS DDoS against PSN and XBL, they decided to give paid access to their ultimate script kid stressing tool, which allows you to hax the gibson with a few clicks and some shekels. Lizard Squad claims that with its tool you can launch DDoS attacks of 30 Terabytes/second which is as legit as Nicky Minaj boobs, the numbers claimed by Lizard Squad pawn and shit on top of anything done before. You cant use a VPN to register on Lizard Stresser site, you know, hackers like to know who their partners and clients are.

The tool will be used by skids and gaymers all around the world to beat on kiddie oponents, and maybe by the media to ddos other media and then get shekels from new visits.