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Endurance |
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Intelligence |
Agility |
Luck |
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Iron Fist
☆☆☆☆☆
Your fists are lethal weapons that can penetrate even the hardest metal known to man.
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Pickpocket
☆☆☆☆
You can stick live grenades in people's pants.
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Toughness
☆☆☆☆☆
Years of steroid abuse have made you incapable of feeling pain.
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Jew
☆☆☆
As a a jew you have gained the ability to buy things cheaper and sell them for more.
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V.A.N.S.
☆
The worst possible path to your current quest objective will be displayed in V.A.T.S.
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Gunslinger
☆☆☆☆☆
You do more damage with one-handed guns.
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Scrounger
☆☆☆☆
You'll find more ammo in containers.
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2 |
Big Leagues
☆☆☆☆☆
You can slam heads off with melee weapons.
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Awareness
☆
You have been enlightened to the truth and can view your enemies' resistances in V.A.T.S.
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
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Lady Killer
☆☆☆
You're a professional pimp – Slapping your hoes now does massive damage.
Black Widow
☆☆☆
As a professional feminist you enjoy kicking white cishet males in the bollocks and drinking male tears.
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Commando
☆☆☆☆☆
You do moar damage with automatic rifles.
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Fortune Finder
☆☆☆☆
Your enemies may turn into a shower of bottle caps when you kill them.
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Lone Wanderer
☆☆☆
You have mastered the art of being an eternal virgin and can draw nearly limitless power from your perpetual loneliness.
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Gun Nut
☆☆☆☆
You're going for the High Score and have learned how to modify your guns to be even more deadly.
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Bloody Mess
☆☆☆☆
Your enemies will often explode into bloody chunks of flesh when you hit them with anything.
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4 |
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Chem Resistant
☆☆
You love doing drugs.
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Mister Sandman
☆☆☆
You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.
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H4xx0r
☆☆☆☆
You have mastered Computer Science III.
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Mysterious Stranger
☆☆☆
The Mysterious Stranger will sometimes appear in V.A.T.S. to troll your enemies.
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5 |
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Demolition Expert
☆☆☆☆
ALLAHU AKBAR!
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Aquaman
☆☆
You can breath underwater.
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Animal Friend
☆☆☆
You can rape animals at gunpoint.
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Scrapper
☆☆
You have a tendency to break things.
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Action Boy/Girl
☆☆
Your action points recover faster.
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Retard
☆☆☆
There is a chance that you will earn more experience for any action. This chance increases if you are retarded.
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6 |
Hoarder
☆☆☆☆
You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find.
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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
☆☆☆☆
You can make mods for energy weapons.
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Gotta go fast!
☆☆☆
Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.
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Alcoholic
☆☆☆
You're a drunk.
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Chemist
☆☆☆☆
You're a drug dealer.
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Ninja
☆☆☆
You gain ninja powers.
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8 |
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Sniper
☆☆☆
You're Chris Kyle.
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Cannibal
☆☆☆
You enjoy feasting on the flesh of your fellow man.
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Robotics Expert
☆☆☆
You can rape robots.
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Quick Hands
☆☆
You can reload your guns and fap faster.
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Grim Reaper's Sprint
☆☆☆
I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
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9 |
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Penetrator
☆☆
You can penetrate anything in V.A.T.S.
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Ghoulish
☆☆☆
You're becoming a radioactive zombie and should kill yourself immediately.
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Wasteland Whisperer
☆☆☆
You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.
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Quantum Physicist
☆☆☆
Is the cat Dead or Alive? It is a mystery.
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Blitzkrieg
☆☆
Increases melee distance in V.A.T.S.
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Fighting Irishman
☆☆☆☆
Racist perk that randomly recharges your critical meter.
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10 |
Pain Train
☆☆☆
You can run over little old ladies while wearing power armour.
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Concentrated Fire
☆☆☆
Why the fuck is this a level 10 perk?
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Solar Powered
☆☆☆
The sun now gives you superpowers in addition to giving you cancer.
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The Rapeman
☆☆☆
You can rape people at gunpoint.
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Virgin With Rage
☆☆☆
You get bullet time when your health drops below 20%.
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Gun Fu
☆☆☆
You've mastered the ancient art of gundoh.
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Ricochet
☆☆☆
Your enemies will often shoot themselves because you're so fugly.
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