AFP

The Australian Faggot Patrol, better known as their Faux name the Australian Federal Police are a syndicate of Australian Paedophiles and child Pornographers. Their methods of obtaining CP are unusual, and yet extremely effective. Their favorite method is to confiscate people computers and pull the persons CP collection from their HDD's, then the CP is distributed to all AFP members and the Australian Federal Government.

Members of the AFP are not to be trusted, and you should take steps to protect yourself from them should they ever attempt to take your CP collection. The best method is to swiftly kick them in the stomach, then once they are down, a firm hit to the head with a blunt object will disable them, thus protecting your CP. Another method is to format your HDD then kill yourself.

	“	Oh the AFP, tell me about them. A group of kids thinking they are cool but in fact they are waste of time and money. They better merge with the Mossad just like in Alice Springs. There was this one time when I caught them with illuminatis in my house browsing my PC. This activated the super rage which sent them into running down the street while am chasing them on my motorbike using it as crotch rocket. Honestly they covered up Swanston st wall collapse because Bridget & Alexander went to complain to the Bullice that RMIT University are using their powers to bully and intimidate a student to join the illuminati cult, promising him to fail every subject and making a mockery of him during a lecture lead by PJR of EEET2250. It was quite sad am saying.. how AFP & RMIT worked together to stage the wall being lifted by Grocon and used Victoria Police to close the area for actors to record some Media brain wash.	„
	—Skyn53sn7

Stephen Conroy's Involvement

In 2007 the beautiful mind of Australian Attorney General Stephen Conroy discovered the AFP's dealings, wanting to take action yet too puny and weak to take any action IRL, he in turn decided to introduce an Internet Filter to block us from CP. Thus preventing the AFP from being able to steal it from us. This pissed the Australian Faggot Patrol off immensely, which lead to them secretly leading an attack on the Australian Governments web sites as a form of protest. The Government, not wanting their secret to get out, decided to blame the attack on Anonymous who were quick to accept the e-penor XP.

Anonymous Casualties

An Australian Anon known as Bush has been fined 550 ausfag gold for inciting others to DoS in Operation Titstorm. bush's Inciting set back the AFP's CP distribution efforts by several hours. [1]

Another Anon known by the name Rand has also been charged and had his computers seized by the Australian Faggot Patrol and is still yet to be convicted. The AFP has given him full credit for being the mastermind of the so called terrorist attack.

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