Ed, Edd n Eddy

Ed,Edd n Eddy was a Canadian-American cartoon made by a bunch of pedophiles for little kids.It started in 1999,and it ended with a movie in 2009,mostly for all the oldfags to masturbate to.The show revolved around 3 guys whoring out to all the kids in Cul De Sac,so they could afford 25 cents-worth jawbreakers,which always ended in them getting fucked over by the excessive slapstick humour. The producer,Danny Antonucci,made this show out of a dare,which gave birth to this wretchedly unfunny piece of mindfuck. There are no adults,which made some basement-dwellers create a shitty theory about how they're stuck in purgatory,even though they're probably just a bunch of orphans who act like they have parents to keep their crippling depression away.

The Plot

Antonucci.Notice the badass tattos on his arms.

Jew,Jeww and Jewwy are 3 outsiders/imigrants trying fit in and get money from all the newfags of the neighborhood through their scams,although they always end up getting mindfucked in the end.They also want to lick Kevin's candy.Since they're all so shit at trolling people IRL,they always end up prostituting themselves,which isn't a hard thing to do,since every character in this show is a faggot.In the second episode,they off to the cool kids in their red,thight speedos.

The Characters

This kickstarted a shitload of yaoi fanfics.

The fanbase makes this show even worse than it already is.

Ed - Dumbfuck with an unibrow,and a disgusting slob(very similar to this show's fans).He's best known for having assburgers and wanting to take part in chicken beastiality.Also,he once lost his shit when he got a pebble in his shoe,which made him tell Sarah to STFU and GTFO.

[Social Justice Warrior|Double D(powerword:Edd)]] - The smartass with a black condom on his head.For some reason,every single fangirl has to creampie over him,even though he's a beta moralfag,and,according to the movie,he has a crush on Eddy.Debates about what's under his hat have been made for at least 100 years,even though the most obvious answer is his conjoined, gay twin brother who whispers his gay thoughts to Double D every night, thus explaining why he's such a raging faggot.

Eddy - A fat,conservative jew hated by everyone.Most of his scams are shit.Was thought to troll people for the lulz,but in the movie,after he cried like a little bitch,it was revealed that he was actually trying fit in,since his brother was an abusive fuck,or some shit.Even though he's too poor to buy candies,he's still suffering from diabetes.He's a midget with 3 strings on his head as hair.

Kevin - The coolest kid of the group.He has a hidden crush on the Eds,thus the reason he spends all his time making fun of them.He has a mental disorder that makes him say DORK every 3 seconds.His sugar daddy works at a candy factory,which makes him a total badass in front of the other kids.He saw Eddy's brother beat the living shit out of him,which somehow made him respect Eddy.He's also the only male character to be voiced by a woman.

Nazz - The main bitch of the group,to which everyone wants to have a grab at.Constantly offers her ass to Kevin,unaware of the fact that he's actually a homo.Most of the people who watched this show masturbated to her as kids.

Rolf - Newfag from the countryside that's definetly into beastiality,speaks fluent engrish,and is the Eds's most common client.He once got buttmad over Eddy's offensive and racist acts,which resulted in throwing him into a pit using a fish.He also has the same voice actor as Goku.

Johnny - A black asspie with a plank as his best friend.Like real-life niggers,Johnny is hated by everyone,and is constantly told to GTFO.He has an alter ego in which he wears a melon helmet.

Plank - Johnny's personal bodypillow/vibrator.Is one of the best characters in the series,considering he's the only straight being from this show.

Sarah - The most annoying, spoiled cunt to ever exist in any franchise ever.She only exists for pissing off the viewers,always bitching to the Eds and being unfunny in general,sucking out any fun this show could ever hope to have.

Jimmy - Sarah's bitch,and just as obnoxious.Its actual sexuality has been discussed for at least 100 years.

The Kankers - Trio of ghetto whores who sexually harass the Eds and probably browse tumblr in their shitty trailer.Their group consist of Lee,Marie and May.Like Nazz,a lot of kids masturbated to Marie.

Eddy's brother - Revealed in the movie,Big Bro is actually a pretty cool guy,and disciplines his jewish little shit of a brother for being such a homo-fag.Gets pwnd by Ed and ends up getting raped by the Kankers.

The Movie

Wanting to squeeze money out of this franchise for one last time,Antonucci made a movie,fullfilled with as much faggotry as ever. Kevin and his squad start the Holocaust,wanting to put an end to the jewish Eds once and for all.This results in the Eds fleeing the Cul De Sac in search for Eddy's brother.And,big fucking suprise,this triggered Big Bro's memories of his abusive parents that were favorizing Eddy,which made him punish his brother for being such a cunt.Ed unscrews a door that slams into Big Bro's face,and for some fucking reasons,this makes the Cul De Sac kids forgive the Eds,thus becoming best friends.And everyone is super happy,aside from the nigger.The end.

See Also

• Jews
• Money
• Faggotry
• Samefags