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Ed,Edd n Eddy was a [[Canadian]]-[[Americunt]] [[animu|cartoon]] made by a bunch of [[pedophiles]] for little [[kids]].It started in 1999,and it ended with a [[movie]] in 2009,mostly for all the [[oldfags]] to [[masturbate]] to.The show revolved around [[threesome|3 guys]] [[whore|whoring]] out to all the kids in [[Somalia|Cul De Sac]],so they could afford [[Poor people|25 cents-worth]] [[Diabetes|jawbreakers]],which always ended in them getting [[fail|fucked]] over by the [[Trying too hard|excessive]] [[unfunny|slapstick]] | '''Ed, Edd n Eddy''' was a [[Canadian]]-[[Americunt]] [[animu|cartoon]] made by a bunch of [[pedophiles]] for little [[kids]]. It started in 1999, and it ended with a [[movie]] in 2009, mostly for all the [[oldfags]] to [[masturbate]] to. The show revolved around [[threesome|3 guys]] [[whore|whoring]] out to all the kids in [[Somalia|Cul De Sac]], so they could afford [[Poor people|25 cents-worth]] [[Diabetes|jawbreakers]], which always ended in them getting [[fail|fucked]] over by the [[Trying too hard|excessive]] [[unfunny|slapstick]] humor. | ||
The producer,[[samefag|Danny Antonucci]],made this show out of a dare,which gave birth to this wretchedly [[unfunny]] piece of [[mindfuck]]. | The producer, [[samefag|Danny Antonucci]], made this show out of a dare, which gave birth to this wretchedly [[unfunny]] piece of [[mindfuck]]. | ||
There are no adults,which made some [[basement-dwellers]] create a [[shitty]] [[theory]] about how they're stuck in [[hell|purgatory]],even though they're probably just a bunch of orphans who act like they have parents to keep their [[bawwwww|crippling depression]] away. | There are no adults, which made some [[basement-dwellers]] create a [[shitty]] [[theory]] about how they're stuck in [[hell|purgatory]], even though they're probably just a bunch of orphans who act like they have parents to keep their [[bawwwww|crippling depression]] away. | ||
== The Plot == | == The Plot == | ||
[[File:Antonucci.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Pedobear|Antonucci]]. Notice the [[shit|badass]] [[tattoos]] on his arms.]] | |||
[[Jews|Jew, Jeww and Jewwy]] are 3 [[gypsies|outsiders]]/[[mexicans|imigrants]] trying to fit in and get [[money]] from all the [[newfags]] of the neighborhood through their devious scams, although they always end up getting [[mindfuck|mindfucked]] in the end. They also want to lick Kevin's [[penis|candy]]. Since they're all so shit at [[troll|trolling]] people [[IRL]], they always end up [[whore|prostituting]] themselves, which isn't a hard thing to do, since every character in this show is a [[faggot]]. In the second episode, [[gay|they show off to the cool kids in their red, tight speedos]]. | |||
[[Jews|Jew,Jeww and Jewwy]] are 3 [[gypsies|outsiders]]/[[mexicans|imigrants]] trying fit in and get [[money]] from all the [[newfags]] of the neighborhood through their scams,although they always end up getting [[mindfuck|mindfucked]] in the end.They also want to lick Kevin's [[penis|candy]].Since they're all so shit at [[troll|trolling]] people [[IRL]],they always end up [[whore|prostituting]] themselves,which isn't a hard thing to do,since every character in this show is a [[faggot]].In the second episode,[[gay|they show off to the cool kids in their red, | |||
== The Characters == | == The Characters == | ||
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[[File:Ededdeddygenderbent.jpg|thumb|right|The fanbase makes this show even worse than it already is.]] | [[File:Ededdeddygenderbent.jpg|thumb|right|The fanbase makes this show even worse than it already is.]] | ||
'''[[Retard|Ed]]''' - [[Dumbfuck]] with an unibrow,and a [[disgusting]] slob[[truth|(very similar to this show's fans)]].He's best known for having [[assburgers]] and wanting to take part in chicken [[bestiality]].Also,he once [[rage|lost his shit]] when he got a [[Dwayne Johnson|pebble]] in his shoe,which made him tell Sarah to [[epic|STFU and GTFO]]. | '''[[Retard|Ed]]''' - [[Dumbfuck]] with an unibrow, and a [[disgusting]] slob[[truth|(very similar to this show's fans)]]. He's best known for having [[assburgers]] and wanting to take part in chicken [[bestiality]]. Also,he once [[rage|lost his shit]] when he got a [[Dwayne Johnson|pebble]] in his shoe,which made him tell Sarah to [[epic|STFU and GTFO]]. | ||
'''[[Social Justice Warrior|Double D]] ([[ | '''[[Social Justice Warrior|Double D]] ([[Powerword]]: Edd)''' - The [[smartass]] with a black [[condom]] on his head. For some reason, every single fangirl has to creampie over him, even though he's a [[beta]] [[moralfag]], and, according to the movie, [[fact|he has a crush on Eddy]]. Debates about what's under his hat have been made for [[at least 100]] years, even though the most obvious answer is his conjoined, [[gay]] twin brother who whispers his gay thoughts to Double D every night, thus explaining why he's such a raging [[faggot]]. | ||
'''[[Jew|Eddy]]''' - A [[fat]],[[conservative]] [[jew]] [[you|hated by everyone]].Most of his scams are [[shit]].Was thought to [[troll]] people [[for the lulz]],but in the movie,after he cried like a little [[bitch]],it was revealed that he was actually trying fit in,since his brother was an [[bondage|abusive fuck]],[[shit no one cares about|or some shit]].Even though he's too poor to buy candies,he's still suffering from [[diabetes]].He's a [[midget]] with 3 strings on his head as hair. | '''[[Jew|Eddy]]''' - A [[fat]],[[conservative]] [[jew]] [[you|hated by everyone]]. Most of his scams are [[shit]]. Was thought to [[troll]] people [[for the lulz]], but in the movie, after he cried like a little [[bitch]], it was revealed that he was actually trying fit in, since his brother was an [[bondage|abusive fuck]], [[shit no one cares about|or some shit]]. Even though he's too poor to buy candies, he's still suffering from [[diabetes]]. He's a [[midget]] with 3 strings on his head as hair. | ||
'''[[Nazi|Kevin]]''' - The [[loser|coolest kid]] of the group.[[fact|He has a hidden crush on the Eds]],thus the reason he spends all his time making fun of them.He has a mental disorder that makes him say '''[[dork|DORK]]''' every 3 seconds.His sugar daddy works at a [[strip club|candy factory]],which makes him a total [[faggot|badass]] in front of the other kids.He saw Eddy's brother [[violent|beat the living shit out of him]],which somehow made him respect Eddy.[[tranny|He's also the only male character to be voiced by a woman]]. | '''[[Nazi|Kevin]]''' - The [[loser|coolest kid]] of the group. [[fact|He has a hidden crush on the Eds]], thus the reason he spends all his time making fun of them. He has a mental disorder that makes him say '''[[dork|DORK]]''' every 3 seconds. His sugar daddy works at a [[strip club|candy factory]], which makes him a total [[faggot|badass]] in front of the other kids. He saw Eddy's brother [[violent|beat the living shit out of him]], which somehow made him respect Eddy. [[tranny|He's also the only male character to be voiced by a woman]]. | ||
'''[[Slut|Nazz]]''' - The main [[whore|bitch]] of the group,to which everyone wants to have a [[secks|grab at]].Constantly offers her ass to Kevin,unaware of the fact that he's actually a [[gay|homo]].Most of the people who watched this show masturbated to her as kids. | '''[[Slut|Nazz]]''' - The main [[whore|bitch]] of the group, to which everyone wants to have a [[secks|grab at]]. Constantly offers her ass to Kevin, unaware of the fact that he's actually a [[gay|homo]]. Most of the people who watched this show masturbated to her as kids. | ||
'''[[Redneck|Rolf]]''' - Newfag from the countryside that's | '''[[Redneck|Rolf]]''' - Newfag from the countryside that's definitely into [[bestiality]], speaks fluent [[engrish]], and is the Eds's [[prostitution|most common client]]. He once got [[buttmad]] over Eddy's [[offensive]] and [[racist]] acts, which resulted in [[pretty cool guy|throwing him into a pit using a fish]]. He also has the same voice actor as [[DBZ|Goku]]. | ||
'''[[Nigger|Johnny]]''' - A [[nigger|black]] [[asspie]] and a [[forever alone]] with a plank as his best friend.Like [[IRL|real-life]] [[niggers]],Johnny is hated by everyone,and is constantly told to [[GTFO]].He has an alter ego in which he wears a [[LMAO|melon helmet]]. | '''[[Nigger|Johnny]]''' - A [[nigger|black]] [[asspie]] and a [[forever alone]] with a plank as his best friend. Like [[IRL|real-life]] [[niggers]], Johnny is hated by everyone, and is constantly told to [[GTFO]]. He has an alter ego in which he wears a [[LMAO|melon helmet]]. | ||
'''[[Wood|Plank]]''' - Johnny's personal [[vibrator]].Is one of the best characters in the series,considering he's the only [[straight]] being from this show. | '''[[Wood|Plank]]''' - Johnny's personal [[vibrator]]. Is one of the best characters in the series, considering he's the only [[straight]] being from this show. | ||
'''[[Bitch|Sarah]]''' - [[Truth|The most annoying, spoiled cunt to ever exist in any franchise ever]].She only exists for pissing off the viewers,always bitching to the Eds and being [[unfunny]] in general,sucking out any fun this show could ever hope to have. | '''[[Bitch|Sarah]]''' - [[Truth|The most annoying, spoiled cunt to ever exist in any franchise ever]]. She only exists for pissing off the viewers, always bitching to the Eds and being [[unfunny]] in general, sucking out any fun this show could ever hope to have. | ||
'''[[Tranny|Jimmy]]''' - Sarah's bitch,and just as obnoxious.Its actual sexuality has been discussed for [[at least 100]] years. | '''[[Tranny|Jimmy]]''' - Sarah's bitch, and just as obnoxious. Its actual sexuality has been discussed for [[at least 100]] years. | ||
'''[[Feminazis|The Kankers]]''' - Trio of [[ghetto]] [[whores]] who sexually harass the Eds and probably browse [[ | '''[[Feminazis|The Kankers]]''' - Trio of [[ghetto]] [[whores]] who sexually harass the Eds and probably browse [[Tumblr]] in their shitty [[trailer trash|trailer]]. Their group consist of: | ||
*'''[[Cunt|Lee]]''' - An [[obnoxious|overbearing]] bitch and the [[leaderfag]] of the trio. | *'''[[Cunt|Lee]]''' - An [[obnoxious|overbearing]] bitch and the [[leaderfag]] of the trio. | ||
*'''[[Jailbait|Marie]]''' - The [[edgy]],[[emo]] bitch who probably listens to [[My Chemical Romance]] and [[Linkin Park]].Like Nazz,a lot of kids masturbated to her. | *'''[[Jailbait|Marie]]''' - The [[edgy]], [[emo]] bitch who probably listens to [[My Chemical Romance]] and [[Linkin Park]]. Like Nazz,a lot of kids masturbated to her. | ||
*'''[[Dumbfuck|May]]''' - The [[ugly|buckteeth]] and [[bondage|submissive]] bitch.No redeeming qualities at all,except for being [[stupid]] as fuck. | *'''[[Dumbfuck|May]]''' - The [[ugly|buckteeth]] and [[bondage|submissive]] bitch. No redeeming qualities at all, except for being [[stupid]] as fuck. | ||
'''[[Hitler|Eddy's brother]]''' - Revealed in the movie,Big Bro is actually a [[pretty cool guy]],and disciplines his | '''[[Hitler|Eddy's brother]]''' - Revealed in the movie, Big Bro is actually a [[pretty cool guy]], and disciplines his Jewish little shit of a brother for being such a [[gay|homo-fag]]. Gets [[pwnd]] by Ed and ends up getting raped by the Kankers. | ||
== The Movie == | == The Movie == | ||
Wanting to squeeze money out of this franchise for one last time,Antonucci made a [[movie]],fullfilled with as much [[faggotry]] as ever. | Wanting to squeeze money out of this franchise for one last time, Antonucci made a [[movie]], fullfilled with as much [[faggotry]] as ever. | ||
Kevin and his squad start the [[Holocaust]],wanting to put an end to the | Kevin and his squad start the [[Holocaust]], wanting to put an end to the Jews Eds once and for all. This results in the Eds fleeing the Cul-De-Sac in search for Eddy's brother. And, [[No|big fucking suprise]], this triggered Big Bro's memories of his abusive parents that were favoring Eddy, which made him punish his brother for being such a [[cunt]]. Ed unscrews a door that slams into Big Bro's face, and for some fucking reasons, this makes the Cul-De-Sac kids forgive the Eds, thus becoming best friends. And everyone is super happy,aside from the [[nigger]]. The end. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 17:47, 4 January 2017
Ed, Edd n Eddy was a Canadian-Americunt cartoon made by a bunch of pedophiles for little kids. It started in 1999, and it ended with a movie in 2009, mostly for all the oldfags to masturbate to. The show revolved around 3 guys whoring out to all the kids in Cul De Sac, so they could afford 25 cents-worth jawbreakers, which always ended in them getting fucked over by the excessive slapstick humor. The producer, Danny Antonucci, made this show out of a dare, which gave birth to this wretchedly unfunny piece of mindfuck. There are no adults, which made some basement-dwellers create a shitty theory about how they're stuck in purgatory, even though they're probably just a bunch of orphans who act like they have parents to keep their crippling depression away.
The Plot
Jew, Jeww and Jewwy are 3 outsiders/imigrants trying to fit in and get money from all the newfags of the neighborhood through their devious scams, although they always end up getting mindfucked in the end. They also want to lick Kevin's candy. Since they're all so shit at trolling people IRL, they always end up prostituting themselves, which isn't a hard thing to do, since every character in this show is a faggot. In the second episode, they show off to the cool kids in their red, tight speedos.
The Characters
Ed - Dumbfuck with an unibrow, and a disgusting slob(very similar to this show's fans). He's best known for having assburgers and wanting to take part in chicken bestiality. Also,he once lost his shit when he got a pebble in his shoe,which made him tell Sarah to STFU and GTFO.
Double D (Powerword: Edd) - The smartass with a black condom on his head. For some reason, every single fangirl has to creampie over him, even though he's a beta moralfag, and, according to the movie, he has a crush on Eddy. Debates about what's under his hat have been made for at least 100 years, even though the most obvious answer is his conjoined, gay twin brother who whispers his gay thoughts to Double D every night, thus explaining why he's such a raging faggot.
Eddy - A fat,conservative jew hated by everyone. Most of his scams are shit. Was thought to troll people for the lulz, but in the movie, after he cried like a little bitch, it was revealed that he was actually trying fit in, since his brother was an abusive fuck, or some shit. Even though he's too poor to buy candies, he's still suffering from diabetes. He's a midget with 3 strings on his head as hair.
Kevin - The coolest kid of the group. He has a hidden crush on the Eds, thus the reason he spends all his time making fun of them. He has a mental disorder that makes him say DORK every 3 seconds. His sugar daddy works at a candy factory, which makes him a total badass in front of the other kids. He saw Eddy's brother beat the living shit out of him, which somehow made him respect Eddy. He's also the only male character to be voiced by a woman.
Nazz - The main bitch of the group, to which everyone wants to have a grab at. Constantly offers her ass to Kevin, unaware of the fact that he's actually a homo. Most of the people who watched this show masturbated to her as kids.
Rolf - Newfag from the countryside that's definitely into bestiality, speaks fluent engrish, and is the Eds's most common client. He once got buttmad over Eddy's offensive and racist acts, which resulted in throwing him into a pit using a fish. He also has the same voice actor as Goku.
Johnny - A black asspie and a forever alone with a plank as his best friend. Like real-life niggers, Johnny is hated by everyone, and is constantly told to GTFO. He has an alter ego in which he wears a melon helmet.
Plank - Johnny's personal vibrator. Is one of the best characters in the series, considering he's the only straight being from this show.
Sarah - The most annoying, spoiled cunt to ever exist in any franchise ever. She only exists for pissing off the viewers, always bitching to the Eds and being unfunny in general, sucking out any fun this show could ever hope to have.
Jimmy - Sarah's bitch, and just as obnoxious. Its actual sexuality has been discussed for at least 100 years.
The Kankers - Trio of ghetto whores who sexually harass the Eds and probably browse Tumblr in their shitty trailer. Their group consist of:
- Lee - An overbearing bitch and the leaderfag of the trio.
- Marie - The edgy, emo bitch who probably listens to My Chemical Romance and Linkin Park. Like Nazz,a lot of kids masturbated to her.
- May - The buckteeth and submissive bitch. No redeeming qualities at all, except for being stupid as fuck.
Eddy's brother - Revealed in the movie, Big Bro is actually a pretty cool guy, and disciplines his Jewish little shit of a brother for being such a homo-fag. Gets pwnd by Ed and ends up getting raped by the Kankers.
The Movie
Wanting to squeeze money out of this franchise for one last time, Antonucci made a movie, fullfilled with as much faggotry as ever. Kevin and his squad start the Holocaust, wanting to put an end to the Jews Eds once and for all. This results in the Eds fleeing the Cul-De-Sac in search for Eddy's brother. And, big fucking suprise, this triggered Big Bro's memories of his abusive parents that were favoring Eddy, which made him punish his brother for being such a cunt. Ed unscrews a door that slams into Big Bro's face, and for some fucking reasons, this makes the Cul-De-Sac kids forgive the Eds, thus becoming best friends. And everyone is super happy,aside from the nigger. The end.
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