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'''Joseph Patrick Kennedy III''' (a.k.a. '''Joe Kennedy''', ''' | '''Joseph Patrick Kennedy III''' (a.k.a. '''Joe Kennedy''', '''The Chappaquiddick Sucker''', '''Slobberin' Will Robinson''', '''Little Limp Dick''', '''The Not-Dead Kennedy''' and [[Emoji|🤤]]) is a [[Democrat|Democunt]] [[politician]] and professional [[Conan O'Brien]] impersonator who currently serves as the the [[United States]] [[Brianna Wu|representative]] for [[Massachusetts]]' 4th district after succeeding [[Barney Frank]] in [[2013]]. Joe is also a member of the [[John F. Kennedy|Kursed Kennedy Klan]] of [[overrated]] [[politicians]] who, [[Kill yourself|fortunately]], all seem to have the unusual habit of [[Porsche Girl|dying horribly]] [[Assassination|while in office]]. | ||
Following [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]]'s highly-praised [[2018]] [[Shit nobody cares about|State of the Union address]], Joe was selected to give the [[Democrats]]' official response to the president's speech. As should be expected of the Demoncunts by this point, the official response to Trump's call for [[Legion|American unity]] included accusing America's democratically elected president of being a [[Seth Rich|Russian plant]], accusing all [[white people]] and [[republicans]] of being [[racist]], [[sexist]] [[bigot]]s and, of course, ended with Joe speaking [[Spanish]] and pandering to [[illegal immigrants]] and "[[DACA|DREAMers]]" in a desperate attempt to win over more of what the Democrats affectionately refer to as "[[Spics|taco bowl voters]]" in time for the 2018 midterm elections. | Following [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]]'s highly-praised [[2018]] [[Shit nobody cares about|State of the Union address]], Joe was selected to give the [[Democrats]]' official response to the president's speech. As should be expected of the Demoncunts by this point, the official response to Trump's call for [[Legion|American unity]] included accusing America's democratically elected president of being a [[Seth Rich|Russian plant]], accusing all [[white people]] and [[republicans]] of being [[racist]], [[sexist]] [[bigot]]s and, of course, ended with Joe speaking [[Spanish]] and pandering to [[illegal immigrants]] and "[[DACA|DREAMers]]" in a desperate attempt to win over more of what the Democrats affectionately refer to as "[[Spics|taco bowl voters]]" in time for the 2018 midterm elections. | ||
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* [[JFK Reloaded|JFK ReLOADed]] | * [[JFK Reloaded|JFK ReLOADed]] | ||
* | * [[Blowjob|Joeblob]] | ||
* Jizzy Joe | * The Chappaquiddick Sucker | ||
* DJ Jizzy Joe | |||
* Jizzface Joe | |||
* Jism Joe | * Jism Joe | ||
* B.J. Joe | * B.J. Joe | ||
* Joe the Blow | * Joe the Blow | ||
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* Droolin' Joe | * Droolin' Joe | ||
* Slobberin' Will Robinson | * Slobberin' Will Robinson | ||
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* Little Limp Chappaquiddick | |||
* Cummin' O'Brien | * Cummin' O'Brien | ||
Revision as of 01:08, 2 February 2018
Joseph Patrick Kennedy III (a.k.a. Joe Kennedy, The Chappaquiddick Sucker, Slobberin' Will Robinson, Little Limp Dick, The Not-Dead Kennedy and 🤤) is a Democunt politician and professional Conan O'Brien impersonator who currently serves as the the United States representative for Massachusetts' 4th district after succeeding Barney Frank in 2013. Joe is also a member of the Kursed Kennedy Klan of overrated politicians who, fortunately, all seem to have the unusual habit of dying horribly while in office.
Following President Donald J. Trump's highly-praised 2018 State of the Union address, Joe was selected to give the Democrats' official response to the president's speech. As should be expected of the Demoncunts by this point, the official response to Trump's call for American unity included accusing America's democratically elected president of being a Russian plant, accusing all white people and republicans of being racist, sexist bigots and, of course, ended with Joe speaking Spanish and pandering to illegal immigrants and "DREAMers" in a desperate attempt to win over more of what the Democrats affectionately refer to as "taco bowl voters" in time for the 2018 midterm elections.
While Joe's horrible and shitty speech was the absolute biggest wreck since JFK Jr. proved himself to be a worse pilot than the 9/11 hijackers, absolutely noone was actually paying attention to the bullshit that Joe was blabbering about since they were all too focused on the fact that he had jizz dripping out the sides of his mouth for the entirety of his 13 minute speech. It has been speculated that Joe was most likely hanging out with Bill Clinton and/or Bill Cosby prior to giving his speech, which would explain his cumstained face.
The Not-So-Dead Kennedy
State of the Jewnion
JFK ReLOADed
Nicknames
- Joseph JizzStar
- JFK ReLOADed
- Joeblob
- The Chappaquiddick Sucker
- DJ Jizzy Joe
- Jizzface Joe
- Jism Joe
- B.J. Joe
- Joe the Blow
- Kumshot Kennedy
- Kummy Kennedy
- Kreampie Kennedy
- Droolin' Joe
- Slobberin' Will Robinson
- Little Limp Dick
- Little Limp Chappaquiddick
- Cummin' O'Brien
See Also
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