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Latest revision as of 19:49, 10 June 2013

Is there interwiki on lurkmore.to here?

For example I would like to add interwiki into the Anna Beshnova article to connect it with article on lurkmore.to. On lurkmore.to there is interwiki to this site. For example article about Anna Beshnova on lurkmore.to has interwiki to the article on this Encyclopedia. ICAN 07:23, 15 April 2013 (EDT)

Bump.-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:04, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Trolling Pages

I've been thinking about creating a series of articles based around trolling of specific communities. Basically similar to this:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Furfag#Trolling_Furries

But expanded out into a full article, covering multiple forms and techniques, specialized for specific communities. The main "trolling" article as it stands now is pretty generic and doesn't really go into too much detail on exact forms and styles, so I'm thinkin it might be good to create whole articles for specific communities. On the flip side, I suppose the material could just be added directly into the main articles, like I did up there with furries, however even just covering that ONE technique spans an entire PAGE of content, so it might make more sense to split them apart. Thoughts? Ideas? Criticisms? Random levity? --Onideus 22:16, 10 April 2013 (EDT)

Sounds good to me. We already have a page on the trolling and vandalism of wikis (a subpage of the main page due to length), so pages for trolling other targets as subpages to the main pages of the targets strikes me as a great idea. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 22:41, 10 April 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR
A page on Facebook Pages Admining/Trolling would be nice too. I've been debating whether to mak on article on the concept of "Fansigns" which is common on those.-- Talk to me|Contribs 14:08, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Identical Article Titles

Easter Egg and Easter egg

...but they have different content. o_O

I guess they should be merged.

--Onideus 23:24, 12 April 2013 (EDT)

Yay, fixed now! Thanks Gray! --Onideus 00:56, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

Personal Revenge Site

Been noticing a *LOT* of this shit here lately: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:CCCP

N00b users who are taking random pictures of people who made them butthurt and slapping them into the middle of article galleries. The Fat and Gay articles seem to be the two most often abused (unsurprisingly since they're probably coming from tweenagers). On occasion they get ~slightly~ creative with shit like this:

But that's usually about the extent of the effort they put into it. Should we just revert all this stuff and let them go with a warning, or should we be banning them for it and, if so, for how long (like a week/month I'm guessing). --Onideus 00:56, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

a talk page message informing the user that ED is not their personal army should be enough at first. if they persist, then maybe a block but imo it should be case-by-case. -hipcrime 18:27, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

SHIT IS GOING DOWN ON 4CHIN JESUS CHRIST

top lel http://www.wdbj7.com/news/wdbj7-shooting-at-new-river-valley-mall-20130412,0,3778171.story

https://boards.4chan.org/b/res/472317502#p472320589

https://images.4chan.org/b/src/1365826191096.png

http://gawker.com/5994549/the-virginia-mall-shooting-was-announced-in-advance-on-4chan

some guy on b apparently was retarded enough to put all of his info on /b/ before going out with a shotgun and line two wimmin there, neither are dead, just injured, no idea how sever, they mentioned that one is still in stable condition. and by the way, 4chan is broken now, the front page of whatever board is showing only an earlier version of before, when shit was not yet down.

(by the way i have no idea if this was the place to discuss this, since i have no idea how this works.)— Preceding unsigned comment added by Demifiend (talkcontribs)

archived version of the thread linked to by demifiend above: http://archive.is/qvUEM Talk to me|Contribs 13:17, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

All the threads from Friday are still on /b/. They obviusly have them archived automatically and must have reset to a few hours ago... same with /v/... Talk to me|Contribs 14:17, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

It's fixed now, but we should have an Article about this incident with the guy posting on /b/ and then trying to shoot up the mall.-- Talk to me|Contribs 14:49, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

Spider'd his website, for graet justice: http://g.x.gg/u/NeilMacInnisWebsite.7z User:Expo|Talk|Tools|Email||[1] 14:05, 14 April 2013 (EDT)

PDF files

  • We can upload these? I didn't know we can do that. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:37, 13 April 2013 (EDT)
*ponders*
Um...aren't there potential exploits that can be utilized through the PDF forma...er...I should probably stop typing this here where everyone can see it now. o_O
Although if you're using Linux or Apple Crap I guess it's not a concern. *shrugs*
--Onideus 03:16, 14 April 2013 (EDT)
ED has Norton --TKN 21:23, 14 April 2013 (EDT)
Yeah I allowed PDF file uploads. I think I added a pdf viewer too, though I forget how to use it. We could add a widget, but I haven't figured out how to make them not break https in chrome. --zaiger (talk) 21:32, 14 April 2013 (EDT)
I can only view it like this right now. ••General Niggerson Page me. 08:41, 15 April 2013 (EDT)

ED Second Edition turns two

CRAPPY (re-)BIRTHDAY!1
hipcrime 21:12, 14 April 2013 (EDT)


ED BIRFDAY GALLERY! About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Happy birfday ED! :D

--Onideus 21:56, 14 April 2013 (EDT)

Yay! Happy Birthday ED! <3 • Mr.Jonzz 22:08, 14 April 2013 (EDT)

HAPPY RE-BIRTHDAY ED! ••General Niggerson Page me. 08:32, 15 April 2013 (EDT)
  • Also, happy B-day Zaiger. You bearded bastard. oddguy 17:17, 22 April 2013 (EDT)
Happy second birthday EDSE Elvis 07:07, 23 April 2013 (EDT)

Wall Street buttfucked by Associated Press tweet...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21508660

i lol'd • Mr.Jonzz 22:58, 23 April 2013 (EDT)

Advice for userspace article

The Enneagram, still in rough draft, trying to fetch links. Publishable?--Lurkaholic 06:14, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

What The Hell Do We Call These?

And where should they go? Or do they need an article of their own? I got a butt load more of 'em, they seem to be all the rage at the moment. --Onideus 20:44, 24 April 2013 (EDT)


  • Maybe we should make a Horse Mask article. There is a foreign meme that uses the horse head mask but I forget what it is called. KYM has an article (KYM) --zaiger (talk) 14:01, 28 April 2013 (EDT)


"Horse Mask." They're made by either Accoutrements or Archie Mcphee company. they've been a meme for quite a while now on tumblr, among other places. there's even a KYM entry on them: Horse Head Mask-- Talk to me|Contribs 14:01, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Faye

Came across this, was posted in #4chan IRC. My skills are limited to just identifying her posts (didn't post who she was replying to, would've been too big) but perhaps knowing the year she attended the con, which con, her age, her photo, someone could track down the rapist boyfriend and get him put in jail.

I mean normally I would be for letting rapists off, but he was dressed as Spike Spiegal from Cowboy Bebop while he did it. That shit is low. It's too soon. You don't dishonor a hero's memory like that. 05:25, 25 April 2013 (EDT)


foolz archive (4chan thread auto-archiving service) "URGENTLY" looking for a host for the /v/ annd /vg/ archives


I was wondering if ED could host them like ED does with chanarchive.org??-- Talk to me|Contribs 23:42, 27 April 2013 (EDT)

let them die. --zaiger (talk) 13:57, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
Why? They're a great tool for when one has to leave in a rush and needs to read the rest of a thread.-- Talk to me|Contribs 14:03, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
I mean they're obviously not as good as chanarchive because sometimes with foolz archive you have to spend up to an hour searching for "that one thread," and chanachive only saves the best of the best, but still, why let a great piece of internet history die?..-- Talk to me|Contribs 14:06, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
Chans are essentially "repost boards" which is why archiving them makes little to no sense since you're losing original file names and any semblance of coherent directory structure, organization and the like. Very rarely is original content uploaded to them and the majority of it is just shit. There *LOTS* of other things online that are better worth preserving than random ripoff chan boards. IMHO anyway. --Onideus 17:19, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
   
 
There *LOTS* of other things online that are better worth preserving than random ripoff chan boards.
 

 
 

But they're not archiving "random ripoff chan" sites. It archives 4chan. Not any of the other big *chan sites like 7chan, 99chan, 420chan, or Krautchan. Just 4chan.-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:10, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Hopefully enough members in their community will step up so the project may continue. Ah this reminds me of Geocities. Those were the days 20:33, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Furfaggotry Portal

Am hoping to go live with an update to the Furfaggotry portal. The existing articles have been reviewed and sorted. Also 60 articles that were not in the portal were added. Now articles about interesting topics are not mixed in with those about generic furfags. Also I grabbed a bunch of pictures and videos from the articles for the portal. Looking to wrap this up and move on. Appreciated, 01:18, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

i have looked it over and it is much better than what we have now, but think it's a good idea to mention it here before making the changes. :) -hipcrime 03:14, 29 April 2013 (EDT)
[[User:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] likes this..


Mass purge of inactive LJ(livejournal)accounts coming

http://www.dailydot.com/opinion/hater-livejournal-do-not-resuscitate/

Anyone else wanna help with making webcitations and archive.is archives of pages linked to on ED?? -- Talk to me|Contribs 18:50, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Do you have a list of these pages? 19:08, 29 April 2013 (EDT)
Portal:LiveJournal-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:20, 29 April 2013 (EDT)
  • Are there any ACTIVE LJ account still left? oddguy 20:44, 29 April 2013 (EDT)
Yes, quite a few active accounts... people actually still use livejournal...-- Talk to me|Contribs 22:19, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Current In-House Snit Fight

Not sure what the fuck you're all doing...don't really care...I'm in *WAY* too much fucking pain right now to care, so uh...bye for awhile. I'll come back in a week or two after you tweenage muppet fucks figure out whatever the hell little snit fight you've got going on. I've better things to do than try and babysit idiots with admin privileges. --Onideus 16:38, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

Sure thing faggot. - phobos
I think yer a bit out of yer league, kiddo...but hey...if yer mom want's a ride...you go on ahead and give her my number, mmmkay? In the mean time, you can continue to throw yer little baby tantrum all you like...personally I find it amusing more than anything. Not sure who fucked you square up the ass with a pointed little pinecone of a hot pepper, but uh...that's yer problem, not mine kiddo. Now then...let's see you flail about some more...come on...show me...show me just how out of control an angry little child like yourself can be. LOL
--Onideus 18:10, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
Are you going to cry and quit the Internet more or is this the best you can come up with? - phobos
Says the little girl having a tantrum and running around calling every other person a "faggot" like some pissy little tweenage muppet fuck who isn't getting her way. It's okay though, I understand those of your..."height", if you will. LOL If it makes you feel any less butthurt...you can lash out at me all you like, Sparkles. Come show daddy just how ~angry~ you can be. Come on, kiddo, I want to see you rage some more...are you too afraid to? Mmmm? Don't worry, I'm not gonna ban you if that's what you're worried about...I just want to see you go over the edge...that's all...you can do that for me I think, can't you? Mmmm? `, )
--Onideus 18:47, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
lol you are definitely winning this and not coming off as upset - phobos
I can be as upset as you NEED me to be...but how upset can you be? I mean, somebody already made you upset enough to want to vandalize their user space...so tell us...what did they do to you? What was it exactly that made you *SO* angry? Mmmm?
--Onideus 18:59, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
I did it for the lolz - phobos
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/meepsheep-what-the-fuck.13232/
Remaining neutral but just for reference. Carry on. 19:06, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
Ooooh? Well do tell, I can't ~wait~ to hear your "master plan", this should be GREAT! :D
I'm mocking you, by the by...in case that wasn't obvious enough. No...what I did with setting the main page picture as it is...~that~ was for the lulz. What you did...no...no that's just being an angst ridden, talentless, unimaginative little tweenage muppet fuck lashing out at somebody they're feeling all butthurt about and not having enough intelligence nor creativity to do anything better than scream "faggot" real loud whilst pissing in yer pretty little pink princess training Pampers with indignant frustration and butt mad. Yeah...I know yer type...transparent as always. *sigh* such a pity...oh uh...4Chan is um...~that~ way, Deary. *nods*
--Onideus 19:13, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
I've been here since 2006, go away bandwagon rider - phobos
Ahahahaha...I've been here (online) since before the Meow Wars even started...back in the early 90s. You could say I'm even the one of the people who initially incurred the creation of Encyclopedia Dramatica, in that I was one of the people way back in the day who verbally beat the ever living shit out of ButterQueen on Usenet, to the point where she retreated back to the World Wide Waste and created this site as a direct result. Hell, one of her ex-employers was even an alt.hackers.malicious reg...that's how far back things go with this site, Butter Queen, myself and the few remaining Meowers that are still active.
--Onideus 19:51, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
Onideus if you're going to leave then leave. No point arguing with phobos. Equivamptalk 22:20, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
let the man take his vacation. some of the bullshit can take its toll, and a few days outside can help. -hipcrime 22:30, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
There's an "argument"...um...where? LOL I never argue with anyone to be honest...I have entire GROUPS that do that ~for~ me. I simply repost their shit back and forth...with a bit of "invective encouragement" as it were...the ~actual~ arguing though...that's taken care of by the puppets. Really is a wondrous way of amassing vast amounts of information as quickly as possible. Plus, when you make the target groups angry and upset they become emotionally unstable and as a result are driven with an unending PASSION to try and "prove" their side of things as I juggle their little "arguments" back and forth between them. *shudder* Really is quite beautiful to watch. Also, I don't think leaving is necessary at the moment, this kid doesn't seem too ripe for a literal "kookplosion" as it were...they just want a little attention is all...I get that...I do, really. ^__^
--Onideus 22:45, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
Shut the fuck up nerd - phobos
Oh...oh there it is! Angry! Ahahahahahahahaha! Yer gawd I never get tired of seeing that "look". ^__^
Why don't you vandalize my page next, kiddo? Come on...do it! I'm not gonna ban you for it, hell I don't even believe in banning except for spam artists and article blankers. So come on...show me how angry you are...I want to see it, I want to see your rage. And just think of all the ATTENTION you'll be getting! *shudder* What fun! :D
--Onideus 22:54, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
I'd tell you to put up a massive rant like you did after zaiger banned you for two weeks but you've already done that here - phobos
Matter of perspective I suppose...or intelligence. What you see as "massive text walls", I see as...simple one liners, essentially. Of course I type at over a 120 wpm and I can speed read...so uh...I can understand your "deficiency" as it were. Unlike you though child...banning doesn't actually bother me. You couldn't stand being banned for all of five seconds before you ran crying to Meepsheep to get you unbanned. I do believe I hold the record though in banning...over 700 in fact...on the old ED that is. Needless to say, ButterQueen held ~quite~ the grudge. ^__^
Why don't you go crying to someone else and try and get me banned...for making you all ~angry~...oh and the uh..."text walls"...LOL....
--Onideus 23:19, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
I think you acting like a complete tard here will suffice. Go Onideus, go out and "troll" to the extreme - phobos
Don't touch my userpage.Uberfukken 23:28, 17 May 2013 (EDT)
I did and I'll do it again fucklord - phobos
You know what I'm going to do now?


...oh...no, no I guess you really don't, do you? LOL Let's it keep it that way...at least for now. ^__^
--Onideus 23:55, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

Time for fun! :D

I found something quite good!

Mmmmm...time to repaint someone's reality. Sure...banning you would be ~expedient~...but you see I don't believe in banning...that's too easy. `, )

Now! What to use, what to use...so many canvases so little time...perhaps something from Sonmanic?

Perhaps his latest "work"...

Maybe a lil over the top though...what do you think? How would you like me to repaint your reality...just for shits and giggles?  :)

--Onideus 00:18, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

yawn - phobos
Ahhhh, so suddenly you're deciding to be quiet...that's good...you see that lets me know that it's going to ~bother~ you...and I wouldn't want to do it unless it did. It's all about creating the DRAMA after all. I mean, I don't know what Uberfukken did to get you so pissy...but you want to know something...I...bet...I...can...do...BETTER! Let's find out! ^__^
--Onideus 00:37, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
Well it's a good thing you didn't bet if you could be more of a tryhard pussy. - phobos
Ooooh, there's the "angry" again. I like that. Don't worry though, it won't take me a ~whole~ lotta effort...I'm not one of the most bad ass graphic designers on the grid for nothing you know. Modest too! :D
But seriously, you should be quite happy to become one of my "canvases"...and it'll make you a ~better~ person...in the long run...there will be that whole "incredible, unending hatred and wanton vengeance" phase...but hey, once you get over that...you'll be MUCH better! --Onideus 00:55, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
Maybe if you stopped talking like a 12 year old girl crossed with buffalo bill someone would care - phobos

-hipcrime 01:34, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
this entire thread was hilarious. 10/10 ED, u still got it. ~Oblique 03:52, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
Meh...I give it about a 6 overall...it was a lil too "campy". I was really playin up the whole "60s Super Villian" trope. Now the threads I incurred on Fur Affinity a few weeks back...now ~there~ was some entertainment! ...sadly I think they burned most of them (still in the process of reconstructing them via screencaps). --Onideus 04:12, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
Need to tell when you do that again it was hilarious. 04:15, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

The only thing you were playing up was how far out of the hugbox you stepped Onideus - phobos

Raise your hand if you posted ITT and also own a fedora. TylerRosenow 11:46, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
  • Owned a fedora once... The day I got it and went outside with it a gay guy hit on me and them offered to buy it from me. It's been hidden in some box ever since. True story. oddguy 12:39, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
TL;DR... ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:06, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Meepsheep

So uh...what's the deal? Is he gone rogue or has he just arbitrarily decided that he owns the site now and can do whatever he likes? Or has his account been hijacked (purposefully or otherwise). Been looking through his history, noticed some odd discrepancies in his general typing style over the past several months...could be indicative of his no longer being in control of his account...or on the flip side it could also indicate severe emotional/psychological trauma...which would also explain the way he's been randomly lashing out at people. Of course, on the flip side, it is pretty odd that the Bureaucrats have been so quiet. Supposedly Zaiger is gone completely now as I understand it and E. has been effectively MIA for well over a week now...which could indicate it's an in-house troll job just to try and stir things up...or we might actually have a genuine problem. --Onideus 20:37, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

lol 20:40, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
MeepSheep have become a Class 13 troll, his power is corrupting him is the only explanation. So who going to call? LIATBuster30011 20:46, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
maybe if moderation was as strict here as it was on .com there would be no need to cleanse the ED community of undesirables 20:49, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
No, it's not even trolling. One of the basic presets of trolling (unless maybe you're from /b/) is that you have to be willing to do to YOURSELF what you do to others (to prove that it's for the lulz and not because of personal problems)...but Meep doesn't follow that. He blatantly ATTACKS others (in the name of trolling) all while being deathly afraid to expose HIMSELF to any form of retaliation. It's the DIFFERENCE between TROLLING and a SOCIOPATH.
hey faggot good job buying into the bullshit ideologies that weev shells out to reporters and anons 21:13, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
--Onideus 20:57, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Schnookums 20:59, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Instead of being a talk page hero why not put that 120wpm to use and contribute to the wiki. You're supposed to be setting the example for us editors. 21:02, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
I have a bad feeling about this. LIATBuster30011 21:08, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Child, I've uploaded around 2,500 images in the past two years to this site (I believe only Gray outmatches me on that front)...I'd say that's *MORE* than "example" enough to get the kiddies like you off your ass and doing something constructive for a change...other than running around playing BabyTroll and defacing site-related and user pages with buttmad blanking and revisionism. --Onideus 21:14, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Who gives a damn about what you did way back in the day. Get off your ass and do something now. 21:17, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
lol nobody cares about all the furry porn you upload 21:19, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
The majority of those pics are unfunny image macros, cat pics, or other shit. the rest is O's fap fuel. Talk to me|Contribs 21:22, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Boy I must fap to some ~pretty~ fuckin weird shit...or, you know, you haven't actually even ~seen~ anything I've uploaded. Oh, hey, there's something else one of you BabyTrolls could be doing (instead of trying to "troll" site-related pages). All that image content on the Pope talk page needs merged into the main page. Chop, chop now, or would you like to snit some more? Yeah...do ~that~...let's see you *SNIT* some some.
--Onideus 21:46, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Hey, Thing 1 and Thing 2...try scrolling UP (you'll look less STUPID next time):
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Community_portal#Amy.27s_Baking_Company
Hurr de durr!
Now, why don't you two BabyTrolls try and do something constructive...as in that article needs to be set as an AotN (not to mention could use more editing). Or are you too busy being all buttmad and indignant over lil 'ol me cause I reverted your attempt to "troll" site-related pages? ^__^
--Onideus 21:26, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
EVERYBODY STFU, ALT-X & ENTER...
Mr.Jonzz 21:23, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
How about stop fighting and bury the hatchet? LIATBuster30011 21:45, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Onideus seems to be the one causing all of the problems here. He bitches and moans so much about people who have actually contributed to the site recently, people who don't just sit around saying "well yeah back in the day..." You have sysop privs, stop bitching. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 22:13, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Hey uh, Fred, I don't mean to nitpick or anything, but um...maybe you should make the "Contribs" section in your .sig a ~lil~ less flagrant before running around snitting about what you think ~other~ people on the site have been doing...or, you know...not (it's funnier that way, to be honest). Hypocrisy...not just a fun, big word to say slowly and feel yer lips jiggle! ^__^
--Onideus 22:28, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
largely due to this newfound power, onideus perceives himself as the gatekeeper of ED, despite being no more than an older NKO 22:18, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Oh look, it's the Projection poster child. Apparently he forgot that he just got through telling me on my talk page that ~he~ above *ALL* the other admins can arbitrarily assign admin status to his personal under-aged butt buddies. --Onideus 22:28, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
lllll power trip 22:37, 26 May 2013 (EDT)>

acting like 15 year old gangbangers on the internet. lol roleplaying. Uberfukken 22:58, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

Onideus, I don't see a significant number of valuable contributions, nor do I want to read more of your wall-of-text blog responses. Also, you should be careful, Uberfukken is getting involved. He may call the FBI on us. He snitched over the doxing of one of beefrave's buttbuddies, and he's ready to save you now. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 01:16, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
I'll do whatever it takes to make you butthurt. It will always work. Uberfukken 01:35, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Snitching to the FBI over dox and trolling is pretty much the epitome of butthurt. It's LifeInATent-level stuff. Not that I would expect any more from you. Keep on going, it's just getting lulzier. ;) ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 02:38, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Well if you're doing something blatantly illegal Fred, then you ~need~ to be in jail...just like Ryan...just like Weev. Don't do the crime unless you're prepared to do the time. Whining and bitching about being "snitched on" just makes you look like an idiot if you're running around openly breaking the law. Doubly stupid in fact when you consider the epic enormity of government run "honeypots", especially "honeypot proxies". And even private citizens like myself openly try and bait lesser kooks into breaking the law, simply so I can "snitch" on them and ruin ~their~ lives in 32 different directions (like they had intended to do against me). It's "Dutch Door Action"..."Do unto others..." and all like that. Don't try and fuck someone over...unless you're FULLY willing to be equally fucked over in the process...because Equivocation Artists like myself...we won't hesitate to turn your pathetic little attempts at kooky retribution against you...and in some incredibly monumentally horrific ways. --Onideus 17:31, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
You should ask your good friend Weev what he thinks of snitching over dox. You can contact him in prison. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 18:41, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
LOL, exactly! Weev thought he could "sample" and ~share~ other people's personal/private information...and now he's in a federal prison. When it comes to trolling there are certain "lines" you generally don't cross...and the "RL Line" is pretty well ~the~ absolute dumbest to try and cross. It's essentially the quickest way to ruin your OWN life in the attempt to cause OTHERS grief. It's all just virtual and fun/fake...until you cross that line...and the nasty trick of it is, you can't cross the RL line without exposing YOURSELF to some degree in the process. Crossing that line is where you lose your precious "anonymity" and make a blazing target out of yourself. Even using quasi-legal tricks in retaliation like I do can be dangerous to an extent. The trick is DON'T PLAY unless you're willing to PAY. I often taken calculated risks in what I do online, knowing FULL WELL what the eventual outcome could be. I *NEVER* delude myself into believing that I'm "untouchable" or incapable of getting nailed at the legal level. --Onideus 19:10, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Nice wall of text there. You still sound like a huge faggot who has no idea what they're talking about, and once you find out what's in store for you, you'll realize that yourself. :) ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 21:57, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
LOL...you think you can hurt ~me~ little boy? *snicker* You and what personal army? You really have no idea at all where you end and I begin. Hell I once ENRAGED a kook to the point of hacking into the NAMBLA website and defacing the front end of it with pictures of me for over a WEEK STRAIGHT...and I thought it was FUNNY! :D
Granted, he did wind up going to jail as an end result and then later killed himself...but uh...well, that's a small sacrifice for the sake of entertaining me, ~the~ Mad Hatter. ^__^
Oh...if you'd like though, you ~could~ always try attacking my family...I recommend my brother, not just because I *HATE* him so much more than anyone else in my family at present, but it's generally safer than my deranged sister...whose fat-head husband is a cop. I'll leave it up to you butthurt kiddies though...you go on ahead and try your worst, Sparkles. LOL I can't ~wait~ until you're reduced to death threats! That's ~always~ my favorite part.  :)
--Onideus 22:14, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
you seem upset ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 23:07, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

Meepsheep is best sheep

stfu and go edit the wiki instead of adding to a pointless (although hilarious) circle-jerk. ~Oblique 02:49, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

i knew i could always count on you obby 18:43, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
<3 ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 21:57, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Meepsheep > Onideus^Onideus^Onideus^Onideus^Onideus^Onideus^Onideus 22:23, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

Heidi Crowter Part II, Electric Boogaloo

http://www.dailydot.com/society/retarded-meme-down-syndrome-defamation-lawsuit/ -hipcrime 12:06, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

LOL, it's too bad they have no case. For one, copyright is inherent to the PHOTOGRAPHER...not the person in the picture. And further, as long as it's being used for parody/satire...well, Fair Use basically states you can do whatever the hell you want with it. And even beyond that, the original picture was likely uploaded to a Geocities or Angelfire site, both of which contained ~real~ nasty EULAs that basically stated that anything uploaded to their servers becomes ~their~ inherent property. And of course even beyond that copyrights have to actually be REGISTERED if you want to have any semblance of hope at all to win a monetary settlement of any kind. To put it bluntly...their lawyers are going to counter-sue Retard Boi, they'll win, and Retard Boi and his care-givers are going to be plunged hopelessly into debt...stupid...~reaaaaal~ stupid. *shakes head*
--Onideus 15:52, 2 May 2013 (EDT)
-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:03, 2 May 2013 (EDT)
Too bad his parents don't read Encyclopedia Dramatica. Otherwise they might have heard about the Streisand Effect 16:10, 2 May 2013 (EDT)
Mmmm, forgot to mention, if they're trying to take the defamation/slander/libel route they're going to have an even MORE impossible case, thanks largely to good 'ol Larry Flint. Such a stance is probably ~the~ hardest type of case to win in the US court system, largely because our nation is so deeply entrenched in the core belief of "freedom of speech"...even hate speech to a significant degree. To win such a case you have to be able to prove that there was SPECIFIC and WANTON intent to try and hurt/slander/harass a person, which is nigh impossible to say the least, especially in the targets they're going after, who very likely had no idea at all who the person in the picture even was. Hell, before now, I'm entirely certain that 99%+ of the whole of the Internet didn't even have any idea at all who the person was on any specific/individual level...I know I sure didn't. --Onideus 16:51, 2 May 2013 (EDT)
It pays to be a victim 17:28, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

Automated Spam Accounts

Should we be flushing these completely? I've noticed the whole removing the edit history/logs deal, but I'm wondering if we should flush ~everything~. Also should they be banned infinitely or for like six months? Because I'm ASSuming that most of them are probably using proxies...although I'm not entirely sure if they're using their ~own~ proxies or not...if so I guess banning infinitely would be better...haven't actually looked into it myself, so I'm not entirely sure how they're specifically doing it. --Onideus 17:09, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

So I'm guessing now would be a bad time to suggest the addition of Spam Of The Now to the Main Page? 17:26, 2 May 2013 (EDT)
as i understand it, the reason for flushing the spam userpages is because the diffs are apparently indexed by google and i understand it's better to remove it by flushing the pages. -hipcrime 02:25, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
Hi there, not much to tell about me really. I am happy to be part of the community of Encyclopedia Dramatica! If they ever did anything amusing I'd probably leave it (after stripping any links) but they never do. Check out my site! Mr.Jonzz 02:47, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

GET/Post 200M missing images? anyone have them?

anyone have any of the the missing pics for GET/Post 200M?-- Talk to me|Contribs 17:51, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Amanda Berry kidnapping/Charles Ramsey

We're gonna need a article soon, this shit is going to explode. Amanda Berry and some other girls have been missing/kidnapped for 10 years. Yesterday while the kidnapper was out they screamed for help, and a ghetto ass nigger, Charles Ramsey, saved the day. His story and 911 calls are hilarious. All in Cleveland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRBHpZhbcSw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOmYH0GjqA

Clint Beastwood 18:16, 7 May 2013 (EDT)

I don't know anything about this story but I'm snapping up some pics atm... will leave them here once uploaded pending any article being created. Mr.Jonzz 18:51, 7 May 2013 (EDT)
nao created: Charles Ramsey - I can't see the above videos however have put them in; can somebody review and confirm lulz, cheers. Mr.Jonzz 20:24, 7 May 2013 (EDT)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/amanda-berry-emerges-as-hero-in-her-own-and-co-captives-rescue/2013/05/07/69cb0832-b73b-11e2-92f3-f291801936b8_story.html LIATBuster30011 20:34, 7 May 2013 (EDT)
This story strongly reminded me of Jaycee Dugard's case. LIATBuster30011 20:49, 7 May 2013 (EDT)

FALCON PUNCH! :D

--Onideus 16:48, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Doing it rite; medicare is expensive... I like it that over 500 people "like" the fact she was smacked into aborting a fetus. :D Mr.Jonzz 16:54, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Busted Animation Previews

If you've got any animated images that need fixed, with broken previews, like this needed:

Let me know and I can fix them when I've got some free time. It's either the file size or the frame counts that are mucking them up, so far 60 frames and 1.18 Megabytes seems to be the threshold limit. The original, ~100 frames and 1.84 Megabytes got mucked up. So it might be anything over ~1.5 Megabytes or anything over ~60 to ~75 frames. Anyway, I have a proggie that can cull animation frames every X number of frames, which reduces the frame count and file sizes while not having a super huge impact on the overall image animation. --Onideus 18:21, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Okey dokey, I'll get to fixing 'em.
Oh, and it most definetly ~is~ the frame count and NOT the file size, case in point:
File size is only 107 Kilobytes, but it has 185 frames. Mmmm, as long as the image's overall dimensions aren't larger than the default preview size though it's not really an issue (like in this example I specifically reduced the dimensions below thumbnail size).
--Onideus 19:24, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Mmmmm, alternatively, it might be possible to fix the issue server side, with nyah: http://knowino.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Thomas_Larsen&oldid=5421#Animated_gif

By setting

$wgMaxShellMemory = 0;

In "LocalSettings.php" (0 for "no limit")...or maybe just set it higher...might be possible to crash or muck up the server if its set to zero.

--Onideus 19:54, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Newest Unmanned, Remote Controlled Stealth UAV

I'm thinking about ~taking~ one to be honest...I mean...do you think they would try and put me in jail for that?

It's just...they're so ~vulnerable~...flying all about like that completely unwatched and unmanned...their supple, young, virgin networking capabilities so ~ripe~ for the taking...*shudder*...I think I need a new toy! --Onideus 00:56, 16 May 2013 (EDT)


what the fuck does that have to do with ED? ED isn't your personal blog-- Talk to me|Contribs 01:13, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

You really don't pay attention at all to the news...do you? *rolls eyes*
FYI kiddo, this is like the "hot topic" right now. Every-fuckin-body is talking and twittering and creatin DRAMAZ about it...you know, that thing we do on this site...documenting/creating dramaz. Hurr de durr! --Onideus 01:41, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day

is on the 20th (just a few days away) and if anyone has any of the missing images from the article about the holiday, or from the Muhammad Cartoons page, please upload them.. I've found as many missing images as i could but 45% of the pics are still missing.-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:58, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

What Are These From

...and are there more of them?

...and does it have/need a page? --Onideus 01:55, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

lol at those filenames "funny angry cook". That's Gordon Ramsay m8, those screenshots are probably from Kitchen Nightmares or something. Elvis 11:48, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
its called "hell's kitchen" 11:53, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
Not in the UK it isn't you pleb Elvis 17:59, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
faggot for living in the UK 18:16, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
faggot for faggot Elvis 19:16, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
Added to article. Mr.Jonzz 03:15, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Amy's Baking Company

Does this need its own article or should it just be added as a subsection of Gordon Ramsay? Also, if it is made into its own article it should be set as the AotN post haste. Here's something for it:

Not much I know, but it's something anyway. --Onideus 13:39, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

the posts by friends to Amy's Baking Company's facebook page appeared in my news feed, which made me think that fb was promoting their posts for some reason. It's entirely possible the controversy was manufactured. But ya, as an Internet item, it deserves an article IMO. -hipcrime 20:46, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

I uploaded a whole metric shit tonne of material for it:

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

It just needs all that tedious textish hooha and so forth now. --Onideus 00:47, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

YAY! It has an article now! Right nyah: Amy's Baking Company, thanks to RenegadeButts! :D
--Onideus 05:18, 20 May 2013 (EDT)


Old Timey Screamer

I think I may have found the prototype for the screamer. You know, one of those sites that starts all calm, lulls you into a sense of peace, then drops the OH SHI-- bomb on you? Well, "Lights Out, Everybody" did it back in 1945 with a little show they called "The Day the Sun Exploded". It just cuts in with no warning that this is a radio show starting with a happy "why can't we just live in peace?", then a bunch of speeches about brotherhood and harmony... and suddenly the sun explodes!

Ancient Lulz: (13 minutes long) OGG version, MP3 version

If you want more, it's all up for free on the internet archive: Lights Out, Everybody! Cat Wife is pretty classic starring Boris Karloff and Chicken Heart is hilarious.

Just thought I'd share in case anyone else here might like it. ---3tails 17:01, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

Won't someone think of the children?

The pipelining function should in my opinion be disabled for now, at least for internal links. It makes this site of poor quality, because you keep returning to articles you have already read ten times before (I am not even exaggerating).
P.S Did you like the pipeline headline I provided?--Nujen 18:35, 23 May 2013 (EDT)

Looks like someone does not know how mouseover works. If you don't like the same articles being linked to over and over, hit random a few times, learn some new articles, then change the links. By the way, welcome to the wiki, Newb. Oh, and Lurk Moar. --3tails 17:31, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

Working on The Tornado Article: Recent OK Tornadoes

There's a start on the Recent Tornadoes in Oklahoma, but it needs more information about the damage and the morons involved. If anyone knows more about these tornadoes or would just like to help inject lulz, have at it! --3tails 17:27, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

Weev

I want to preface by saying I never met, nor had anything to do with Weev. But it seems he is being fucked royally by the prison system, and could use help. This is a letter he is purported to have written to Shane MacDougall regarding his incarceration.

   
 
Shane,

How are you doing? How are the chops? I am disgusted to have to write an actual paper letter but they took away all my electronic comms methods and put me in the special housing unit where I am under 24/7 lockdown. All this for the high crime of blogging,despite nation B.O.P. officials having made public statements that what I was doing wasn't against the rules. Meredith had a conversation with the guy even.

It has been a week of this and I feel completely alone and abandoned. I don't even have my loved ones or attorney's address (they took most of my papers and I happened to have your address on a property slip they didn't toss). and am unsure when or if anyone will find out about my situation.

I refused to consent to a payment plan for the fine levied against me from my commissary funds, so now I can't buy food I can eat from the prison store anymore. Things are really depressing. Please have people send books. I need them badly in 24/7 lockdown with no library access.

I miss everyone, also food and sunlight. I was hoping people would send m tweets and news articles about me but nobody has. Has the Internet forgotten about me or am I still a hot topic?

Miss you all dearly, Weev #10378-010

(I really wish my attorney would call, only he can)


 


 
 

Weev

Does anyone who knows him have suggestions as to books he wants to have sent to him? I'd like very much to send along a package. Should anyone else care to, packages should be mailed to:

ANDREW AUERNHEIMER, #10378-010
FCI ALLENWOOD LOW
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
P.O. BOX 1000
WHITE DEER, PA 17887

Apparently, he isn't able/willing to use his commissary account, but should that change, instructions for sending him money are listed here.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 00:40, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

This is me (and most of the rest of the Internet) generally not giving much of a fuck. Sorry, but I have zero sympathy for an idiot who got in trouble for computer "crimes" (nonsensical or not) and failed to enlist the *FREE* help of the EFF. He got exactly what he wanted by going with some two-bit mickey mouse lawyer all the while trying to paint himself up as some kind of glorious white-hat hacker rather than just some fumbling, hapless nobody who didn't do shit from Shinola. Don't try and play the egregious electronic martyr unless you're willing to do the time for the imagined crime (that he himself helped to pawn off in the first place). --Onideus 02:37, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
the eff said they weren't interested in either weev's or jacksonbrown's cases 08:18, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
Bullshit, I remember at the very START of this idiocy and the EFF expressed interest and *HE* turned *THEM* down. He didn't "change his tune" until *AFTER* he lost which is why they're now involved with his appeals process:
https://www.eff.org/press/releases/eff-joins-andrew-auernheimer-case-appeal
--Onideus 13:42, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
eff only wanted attention after he was jailed, they gave 0 shits before, here's the email they sent us after we contacted them initially in 2011
Dear Leon,

Thank you for contacting the Electronic Frontier Foundation. We're pleased to hear that you're taking this case very seriously, and want the best possible team for your colleagues.

However, since they are both currently represented, we cannot speak with you or them about their defense. If their attorneys would like assistance, they can feel free to contact me.

Best wishes,

Rebecca
Rebecca S. Reagan
Intake Coordinator
Electronic Frontier Foundation
(415)436-9333 Ext. 135
Become a Member! http://www.eff.org/support

additionally, you're a real fucking dumbass 17:10, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

Thank you for posting that and proving my point. Unless maybe you have some imaginary proof of his attorneys contacting them for assistance and then being refused. And, again, he should have went directly to them in the FIRST place, before ever even contacting ANYONE else. Anyone who plays on the level that Weev and I play at who isn't a complete moron knows that you ~damn~ well better have the EFF's contact information committed to memory. They are quite literally the ACLU of free speech online. The very fact that *HE* didn't contact them and instead had *YOU* try and contact them ~for~ him (and not even via his attorney)...yeah...stupid...*REALLY* tha'fawk STUPID!
Piss off you diaper loving faggot. You're unworthy of anything related to Weev. 18:39, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

^^^^This. Also, stop using ED as your personal AB Fap picture book and dumping a bunch of photos here-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:01, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

LOL @ Schnooky and Baby Bunny. Pretty sure I know Weev better than you kids, hell we both tag-team trolled on numerous occasions, from the NY Times to Megan Meier, half our shit is all mixed up at this point and you can't even tell which one of us wrote what at this point. I think he's probably having more trouble dealing with the lack of DRUGS than he is prison itself though. I mean, that boy *LOVED* his freakin drugs. Half the shit he'd talk about in private IRC chats was drugs, drugs and ~more~ fuckin drugs. Seriously, half the time I was just fuckin AMAZED that he didn't have the DEA smashin in his door on a daily basis considering how ~open~ he was about the shit. Seriously, you want me to start posting some logs? Oh, hey, that might be fun, how about I revise his article with all the stuff Weev DOESN'T want the general public and his adoring little baby fan bois to see...now ~that~ would be lulzy! Not to mention would likely incite a shit-load of dramaz! :D --Onideus 22:28, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
amazing! onideus has the power to read a wikipedia article and make basic observations in regards to the information presented! go ahead and post your precious logs, i guarantee they consist of long blogs from onideus and the occasional "lol" from weev 22:59, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
LOL, you really don't know much about Weev. Granted he was never as outright ~insane~ as those like Jason, but he certainly knew how to play things up...and I knew even back then that they were both headed straight for the fuckin wall (not to mention a few others I've lost track of over the years). I'll try and look up the logs I've got, most of which are from IRC, most of which are pretty hilarious as I recall. Weev would get pretty mouthy when he was high on drugs. --Onideus 23:11, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
"Hi I KNEW WEEV, I USED TO CHAT WITH HIM, YOU GUYS DONT KNOW SHIT AM I COOL YET?" - Onideus ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 23:59, 25 May 2013 (EDT)


Jesus fucking Christ... either help him out or don't... why don't you all go here and continue this faggotry if you must. Mr.Jonzz 00:03, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

I TAG TEAM TROLLED WITH WEEV - phobos

At the peril of inciting more of the above, I wish only to say I made no statement as to the sagacity of Weev's defense, nor his lifestyle. I stated only that he was and is in need of aid, and that I wished to do so.

After lurking more, I found there was a group already coordinating book donations, which can be joined here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1OIXJS6ha_cGRFpbfvyDQNzJSI6n30_6-5rf9UiEj9gI/viewform?pli=1

Also, it appears I was wrong in saying adding to his commissary account wasn't useful; it is actually preferable to book donations. The instructions to do so are in the link provided above, and the Western Union method is preferred. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 17:12, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

Danny Brandt QOTN material

   
 
"Please be advised that it is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS to visit ED unless you first disable Javascript. I'm not talking about offensive content, although there is plenty of that. I'm talking about the fact that they show ads from very dodgy advertisers, and your chances of infecting your computer with malware or getting caught in multiple splash screens are very high. I recommend that moderators insert a "WARNING: Disable Javascript before following this link!" on all posts that link to ED."
 

 
 

- Wikipediocracy

Tarc 23:49, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

okay June 2 and 3 are open. :) -hipcrime 00:46, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
The only problem I've encountered with the ads is eye-rape perpetrated by some of the hags and hambeasts depicted... Mr.Jonzz 01:02, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
lrn2AdBlockPlus-addon.-- Talk to me|Contribs 01:29, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
There's ads on the site? Um...where?
Windows > System32 > Drivers > Etc
Seriously, how complicated is it to edit yer hosts file? o_O
--Onideus 01:43, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
>work computer
>no access
idc Mr.Jonzz 02:03, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Bleh, never use the crap at work/school. Get yerself a nice Knoppix setup on a bootable CD or bootable flash drive. It'll turn a section of the system's memory into a RAM drive to install itself onto...leaves zero trace and you can run whatever the hell you like. You can likewise use Cluster Knoppix with multiple machines on their network and build yer own on the fly symmetric multiprocessing super cluster! Very neat stuffs! --Onideus 02:11, 27 May 2013 (EDT)