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* [http://alibabascam.com/ blog for supposedly exposing the scammers]
* [http://alibabascam.com/ blog for supposedly exposing the scammers]


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Revision as of 21:04, 19 February 2018

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Baba means business
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funfact: searching for shit yields you hundreds of various polo and tee shits
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respek is everything
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pulling out like a true business man
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chink'd hard

Alibaba/AliExpress (run by Alibaba Group, founded by Jack 'flying fist' Ma) is a go-to place for westerners who've always wanted to buy their own panda, nigger slippers by Adadas/Pumo/Mike™, loli sexdoll, chemicals, handy tools, milk powder, bile of a bear, toddler speed bump or anything made in China. A visitor with a keen eye might find some services like online lessons for kung fu or guitar lessons held by pinoys. The difference between the two sites; first one is preferred for bulk orders and the latter for single pieces of product. Ordering buttplugs by thousands for that special someone is now easier than shitting in a jacuzzi or eating with chopsticks.

   
 
be careful what you wish for,
you might just get it
 

 
 

—Zedong, Mao, Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung

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There's also Taobao, Tmall, etc - which are more or less the same kind of deal.

   
 
Taobao is Alibaba’s largest shopping platform, hosting millions of merchants. Taobao offers buyers the ability to purchase unusual items and services like boyfriends for hire, live scorpions, and plenty of counterfeit merchandise.
 

 
 

qtd. from blogpost by TransLegalLLC

Videos

oh boy

Ma Jacko's a bit wacko too

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