Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now

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November 2022

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• November 13, 2022 -
• November 12, 2022 -
• November 11, 2022 - Aussie Govt reacts to Medibank getting pwned
• November 10, 2022 - Aussie Govt reacts to Medibank getting pwned
• November 9, 2022 - Zucc's pink slip letter to Meta employees
• November 8, 2022 - Zucc's pink slip letter to Meta employees
• November 7, 2022 - ... LOLDONGS ?
• November 6, 2022 -
• November 5, 2022 - Elon's "power" tweet
• November 4, 2022 - Elon's "power" tweet
• November 3, 2022 - Rappers only live for 30 years
• November 2, 2022 - Rappers only live for 30 years
• November 1, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS

October 2022

• October 31, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• October 30, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• October 29, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• October 28, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• October 27, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• October 26, 2022 - 4 year old lightweight
• October 25, 2022 - 4 year old lightweight
• October 24, 2022 - 4 year old lightweight
• October 23, 2022 - Joe Biden on the stronk US economy
• October 22, 2022 - Joe Biden on the stronk US economy
• October 21, 2022 - Keffals' Bizarre Adventure: Suicidal Tendency
• October 20, 2022 - Keffals' Bizarre Adventure: Suicidal Tendency
• October 19, 2022 - Sheikh Sultan
• October 18, 2022 - Sheikh Sultan
• October 17, 2022 - Keffals wins the Oppression Olympics
• October 16, 2022 - Keffals wins the Oppression Olympics
• October 15, 2022 - Tucker on Ukraine's demands
• October 14, 2022 - Tucker on Ukraine's demands
• October 13, 2022 - Minty on EDF cum tributes
• October 12, 2022 - Minty on EDF cum tributes
• October 11, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
• October 10, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
• October 9, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
• October 8, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
• October 7, 2022 - Sleepy on retard dick
• October 6, 2022 - Sleepy on retard dick
• October 5, 2022 - Sleepy on retard dick
• October 4, 2022 - Voice changers lol
• October 3, 2022 - Voice changers lol
• October 2, 2022 - Voice changers lol
• October 1, 2022 - Nisse Sheboon

September 2022

• September 30, 2022 - Nisse Sheboon
• September 29, 2022 - Chimplord No Fap
• September 28, 2022 - Chimplord No Fap
• September 27, 2022 - Raddy violence
• September 26, 2022 - Raddy violence
• September 25, 2022 - Jewkraine tries to get free stuff from Israel
• September 24, 2022 - Jewkraine tries to get free stuff from Israel
• September 23, 2022 - Jewkraine tries to get free stuff from Israel
• September 22, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
• September 21, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
• September 20, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
• September 19, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
• September 18, 2022 - Anon on e-drama
• September 17, 2022 - Anon on e-drama
• September 16, 2022 - kletus garlic breath
• September 15, 2022 - kletus garlic breath
• September 14, 2022 - goatsex ascii
• September 13, 2022 - goatsex ascii
• September 12, 2022 - goatsex ascii
• September 11, 2022 - Rudy and 9/11
• September 10, 2022 -
• September 9, 2022 -
• September 8, 2022 - Another Kamala word salad
• September 7, 2022 - Another Kamala word salad
• September 6, 2022 - Keffals' victory
• September 5, 2022 - Keffals' victory
• September 4, 2022 - VideoGamePhenom
• September 3, 2022 - lazy faggots
• September 2, 2022 - lazy faggots
• September 1, 2022 - Kiko4564

August 2022

• August 31, 2022 - Kiko4564
• August 30, 2022 - Sadfleck relationships
• August 29, 2022 - Sadfleck relationships
• August 28, 2022 - ED users vs. Kiwi Farms users
• August 27, 2022 - ED users vs. Kiwi Farms users
• August 26, 2022 - VideoGamePhenom’s copypasta
• August 25, 2022 - VideoGamePhenom’s copypasta
• August 24, 2022 - KF on new ideas for vagina placement
• August 23, 2022 - KF on new ideas for vagina placement
• August 22, 2022 - Keffals Cloudflare protest
• August 21, 2022 - Null on Wikipedia
• August 20, 2022 - Null on Wikipedia
• August 19, 2022 -
• August 18, 2022 - Baka's shouting match
• August 17, 2022 - Baka's shouting match
• August 16, 2022 - Politics on ED
• August 15, 2022 - Politics on ED
• August 14, 2022 -
• August 13, 2022 - *facepaws*
• August 12, 2022 - *facepaws*
• August 11, 2022 - Rip Viril
• August 10, 2022 - Rip Viril
• August 9, 2022 - When I was a weeb
• August 8, 2022 - When I was a weeb
• August 7, 2022 - How to become a normie
• August 6, 2022 - How to become a normie
• August 5, 2022 -
• August 4, 2022 - This is a homosexual forum
• August 3, 2022 - This is a homosexual forum
• August 2, 2022 - I'll unban you, only to see how long it takes for you to get banned again
• August 1, 2022 - I'll unban you, only to see how long it takes for you to get banned again

July 2022

• July 31, 2022 -
• July 30, 2022 -
• July 29, 2022 -
• July 28, 2022 -
• July 27, 2022 -
• July 26, 2022 - McChicken copypasta (nobody set anything)
• July 25, 2022 - McChicken copypasta (nobody set anything)
• July 24, 2022 -
• July 23, 2022 - Slavery was Benevolent
• July 22, 2022 - Slavery was Benevolent
• July 21, 2022 - How is this thread so retarded?
• July 20, 2022 - How is this thread so retarded?
• July 19, 2022 - The cure for AIDS
• July 18, 2022 - The cure for AIDS
• July 17, 2022 - I like Miku
• July 16, 2022 - I like Miku
• July 15, 2022 - What the hell?
• July 14, 2022 - What the hell?
• July 13, 2022 - What the hell?
• July 12, 2022 - Uvalde footage caption
• July 11, 2022 - Uvalde footage caption
• July 10, 2022 - Butthurt Fucktard
• July 9, 2022 - Butthurt Fucktard
• July 8, 2022 - How do I summon sex ghosts?
• July 7, 2022 - How do I summon sex ghosts?
• July 6, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• July 5, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• July 4, 2022 - STARVE FOR UKRAINE
• July 3, 2022 - STARVE FOR UKRAINE
• July 2, 2022 - Tim
• July 1, 2022 - Tim

June 2022

• June 30, 2022 - France/Britain tries to take down ED
• June 29, 2022 - France/Britain tries to take down ED
• June 28, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• June 27, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• June 26, 2022 - Why you shouldn't have a big cock
• June 25, 2022 - Why you shouldn't have a big cock
• June 24, 2022 - How to get a girlfriend
• June 23, 2022 - How to get a girlfriend
• June 22, 2022 - Canadian abuse emails
• June 21, 2022 - Canadian abuse emails
• June 20, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• June 19, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• June 18, 2022 - ASSBLONKER's nightmare
• June 17, 2022 - ASSBLONKER's nightmare
• June 16, 2022 - Richard Lionheart Weed
• June 15, 2022 - Richard Lionheart Weed
• June 14, 2022 - How to get TOW to add sources
• June 13, 2022 - How to get TOW to add sources
• June 12, 2022 - Good golly Chimplord
• June 11, 2022 - Good golly Chimplord
• June 10, 2022 - Ogoshi Hip Throw Chimplord
• June 9, 2022 - Ogoshi Hip Throw Chimplord
• June 8, 2022 - Steve Harvey mustache
• June 7, 2022 - Steve Harvey mustache
• June 6, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
• June 5, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
• June 4, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
• June 3, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
• June 2, 2022 - Chimplord Grug Biden
• June 1, 2022 - Chimplord Grug Biden

May 2022

• May 31, 2022 - AFB on faggotry
• May 30, 2022 - AFB on faggotry
• May 29, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• May 28, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• May 27, 2022 - chimplord corn syrup rpg
• May 26, 2022 - chimplord corn syrup rpg
• May 25, 2022 - "pox on your cocks"
• May 24, 2022 - "pox on your cocks"
• May 23, 2022 - "pox on your cocks"
• May 22, 2022 -
• May 21, 2022 -
• May 20, 2022 -
• May 19, 2022 -
• May 18, 2022 -
• May 17, 2022 -
• May 16, 2022 -
• May 15, 2022 - Payton Gendron Manifesto Quote
• May 14, 2022 -
• May 13, 2022 -
• May 12, 2022 -
• May 11, 2022 -
• May 10, 2022 - Chimplord the dick cheese collector
• May 9, 2022 - Chimplord the dick cheese collector
• May 8, 2022 -
• May 7, 2022 -
• May 6, 2022 - Joe Biden on Russian kleptosomethingorother
• May 5, 2022 - Joe Biden on Russian kleptosomethingorother
• May 4, 2022 - kill white people
• May 3, 2022 - kill white people
• May 2, 2022 - kill white people
• May 1, 2022 -

April 2022

• April 30, 2022 -
• April 29, 2022 -
• April 28, 2022 -
• April 27, 2022 - Elon Musk Apartheid
• April 26, 2022 - Elon Musk Apartheid
• April 25, 2022 - lazy faggots
• April 24, 2022 - Glitchedblood’s message to VideoGamePhenom
• April 23, 2022 - Glitchedblood’s message to VideoGamePhenom
• April 22, 2022 - Gamer Uprising
• April 21, 2022 - Gamer Uprising
• April 20, 2022 -
• April 19, 2022 - Exporting of Orks
• April 18, 2022 - Exporting of Orks
• April 17, 2022 -
• April 16, 2022 -
• April 15, 2022 - Graykat Mother
• April 14, 2022 - Graykat Mother
• April 13, 2022 - Graykat Mother
• April 12, 2022 - Chimp's vaginal expertise
• April 11, 2022 - Chimp's vaginal expertise
• April 10, 2022 -
• April 9, 2022 -
• April 8, 2022 -
• April 7, 2022 -
• April 6, 2022 -
• April 5, 2022 -
• April 4, 2022 - TINY STUBBED COCK
• April 3, 2022 - TINY STUBBED COCK
• April 2, 2022 - Touching dogs
• April 1, 2022 - Touching dogs

March 2022

• March 31, 2022 - N word pass revoked
• March 30, 2022 - N word pass revoked
• March 29, 2022 - Will Smith, man of principle
• March 28, 2022 - Will Smith, man of principle
• March 27, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 26, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 25, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 24, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 23, 2022 - The Fate of Scumhook's wives
• March 22, 2022 - The Fate of Scumhook's wives
• March 21, 2022 - Chuj's heartfelt letter to wyyzrd
• March 20, 2022 - Chuj's heartfelt letter to wyyzrd
• March 19, 2022 - Absent-minded woman beating
• March 18, 2022 - Absent-minded woman beating
• March 17, 2022 - How to become an ED discord mod
• March 16, 2022 - How to become an ED discord mod
• March 15, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 14, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 13, 2022 - Ben Cohen's Confession
• March 12, 2022 - Ben Cohen's Confession
• March 11, 2022 - VolunteersForUkraine Freedom Fighter
• March 10, 2022 - VolunteersForUkraine Freedom Fighter
• March 9, 2022 - 1984
• March 8, 2022 - 1984
• March 7, 2022 - JEWS, WOMEN AND SOUTH KOREANS
• March 6, 2022 - JEWS, WOMEN AND SOUTH KOREANS
• March 5, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 4, 2022 - lazy faggots
• March 3, 2022 - Putin on mutually assured destruction
• March 2, 2022 - Putin on mutually assured destruction
• March 1, 2022 - Putin on mutually assured destruction

February 2022

• February 28, 2022 - Willg’s words of wisdom
• February 27, 2022 - Willg’s words of wisdom
• February 26, 2022 - Raddy genital warts
• February 25, 2022 - Raddy genital warts
• February 24, 2022 - chuj trad jew
• February 23, 2022 - chuj trad jew
• February 22, 2022 - Banned by UMK
• February 21, 2022 - Banned by UMK
• February 20, 2022 - lazy faggots
• February 19, 2022 - lazy faggots
• February 18, 2022 - discord penis sommelier
• February 17, 2022 - discord penis sommelier
• February 16, 2022 - ASSBLONKER BPD DATING ADVICE
• February 15, 2022 - ASSBLONKER BPD DATING ADVICE
• February 14, 2022 - ASSBLONKER BPD DATING ADVICE
• February 13, 2022 - Hot dog on regular bread
• February 12, 2022 - Hot dog on regular bread
• February 11, 2022 - Baka Schizophrenic Mom
• February 10, 2022 - Baka Schizophrenic Mom
• February 9, 2022 - Baka Schizophrenic Mom
• February 8, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
• February 7, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
• February 6, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
• February 5, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
• February 4, 2022 - lurk legally blonde
• February 3, 2022 - lurk legally blonde
• February 2, 2022 - minty old
• February 1, 2022 - minty old

January 2022

• January 31, 2022 - Scumhook Polish Tranny
• January 30, 2022 - Scumhook Polish Tranny
• January 29, 2022 - Chimplord1997 Ren Faire Pussy
• January 28, 2022 - Chimplord1997 Ren Faire Pussy
• January 27, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Phrenology
• January 26, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Phrenology
• January 25, 2022 - Richard Lionheart goes full Mamamax
• January 24, 2022 - Richard Lionheart goes full Mamamax
• January 23, 2022 - Chimplord solves JonBenet's murder
• January 22, 2022 - Chimplord solves JonBenet's murder
• January 21, 2022 - Warpdust Addict Tunguska
• January 20, 2022 - Warpdust Addict Tunguska
• January 19, 2022 - TinFoilHatGuy Meth
• January 18, 2022 - TinFoilHatGuy Meth
• January 17, 2022 - Kurisu's Dad Dementia Fap
• January 16, 2022 - Kurisu's Dad Dementia Fap
• January 15, 2022 - MarioMario456 the truthsayer
• January 14, 2022 - MarioMario456 the truthsayer
• January 13, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
• January 12, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
• January 11, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
• January 10, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
• January 9, 2022 - Chimplord TikTok
• January 8, 2022 - Chimplord TikTok
• January 7, 2022 - Chimplord TikTok
• January 6, 2022 - Topples on they/them pussy
• January 5, 2022 - Topples on they/them pussy
• January 4, 2022 - Happy New Year
• January 3, 2022 - Happy New Year
• January 2, 2022 - Happy New Year
• January 1, 2022 - Happy New Year