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== OMG NEWLY DISCOVERED SUICIDE NOTE!!11 ==
"My mommy keeps prostituting herself and she once used me as a dildo
so I scream bitch WTF amma go shoot up the school so *record scratch* yep that's
me you are properly wondering how I ended up in this situation so anyways I don't know
the kill count amma bet it's higher than those columbine fags LMFAO so amma bring
my cool as fuck BB gun so when I find that nigger bitch who keeps making fun of
me amma shoot his little fucking eyes out with it btw thanks dad for letting me
steal your gun you fucking cunt make sure you lock shit the next time mommy whores
herself out to you anyways bye fags oh and I raped the pet's as well yes know
wonder Mr.Tiddles ran the fuck out of the house and got hit by a monster truck
lol anyways for real now BYEEEEEEEE CUNT FUCKERS""


== Wanted Level ==
== Wanted Level ==

Revision as of 01:26, 26 August 2018

Jose Reyes
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 1, injured 2

{{Ibrow|Top 25?|[[No}}

Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 4/20
Style: 8/20 Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!
Butthurt: 3/20 Was talked about for a few days, then forgotten
Bonus: 2/20 Autistic Sperg-out
Total score: 15/100 (F-)
Those hours playing video games didn't help at all
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See Also

  • Columbine - What he tried to be
  • Barry Loukaitis - Who's score he could have taken
  • Asa Coon - At least he beat him
  • Andrew Golden and Mitchell Johnson - Record holders for high score at a middle school
  • Condoms - What could have prevented this
[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Jose Reyes is part of a series on Gun Control
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Main ideas:

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Haters gonna hate:

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Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik