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[[Image:claudia111.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Don't let a lack of grass on the field or strawberries on the vine dissuade you. She's in her 30s. Fap away.]] | [[Image:claudia111.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Don't let a lack of grass on the field or strawberries on the vine dissuade you. She's in her 30s. Fap away.]] | ||
=== [[Vampire]] === | |||
The vampire is an undead, monster that has usually had their condition passed on to them either by the bite from another vampire or through heredity. | |||
Was once the king of all monsters because as a monster it got to hide in human form, representing all the evils that humans represented until girls learned to read and the vampire started to sparkle. | |||
Favored by the loli and shots fetishist because as they age their vampire lover always stays the same age | |||
*[[Furfag|Werecreatures]] (like werewolves, werecats and "weremouses" (in which they were called Rat Queens, the "female versions" of Rat Kings)) | *[[Furfag|Werecreatures]] (like werewolves, werecats and "weremouses" (in which they were called Rat Queens, the "female versions" of Rat Kings)) | ||
*[[Hauntings|Ghost]] | *[[Hauntings|Ghost]] | ||
Revision as of 00:37, 28 September 2018
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Monster Girls are loli who were never human and never will be. Monster Girls have become very popular with paedophiles, many of whom posit that as the girls sluts are inhuman (or in some cases were never really alive to begin with) they're perfectly fine to fap off over based on the excuse that they are a 400-year-old monster in a loli body.
Claudia is a favorite for pedophilic fans of The Vampire Lestat series because she is a 30 something vampire gift wrapped in a 5-year-old body for them by Anne Rice.
Monster species list
Vampire
The vampire is an undead, monster that has usually had their condition passed on to them either by the bite from another vampire or through heredity.
Was once the king of all monsters because as a monster it got to hide in human form, representing all the evils that humans represented until girls learned to read and the vampire started to sparkle.
Favored by the loli and shots fetishist because as they age their vampire lover always stays the same age
- Werecreatures (like werewolves, werecats and "weremouses" (in which they were called Rat Queens, the "female versions" of Rat Kings))
- Ghost
- Slime/Goo
- Mummy
- Frankenstein Type Monster
- Siren
- Harpy
- Gorgon (like Medusa, Euryale and Stheno)
- Arachnae
- Plant Monster
- Lake/Sea/Swamp/Lagoon Monster
- Octomaid
- Skeleton
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