Talk:Brony

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Simple question

I actually enjoy the show, but I'm not a furry (I hate furries), I don't post ponies neither read fanfiction and I don't care if you hate/dislike the show. The only thing I like to do is discuss about the show (no headcanon). I'm a brony? Mgs 18:46, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

Do you discuss it in public threads where others have to see it/hear it? --Shifty 08:48, 26 August 2012 (EDT)

I lurk on /mlp/ but I don't post there (I even can't post 'cause I'm banned), I usually discuss about the show with virtual friends on instant messaging programs/Failbook and in a forum about MLP. Mgs 12:06, 26 August 2012 (EDT)

Well then you aren't so bad then. That does not mean that you are not an autistic manbaby however. Shifty 02:39, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

I'm a basement-dweller anyway. Mgs 12:06, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

Aren't we all. Elvis 14:41, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

So long as you choose not to be involved with the culture you aren't. I.e: Liking cartoon animals doesn't automatically make you a Furfag. Though since you lurk forums, I'd say you're one of them. --RTD 22:27, 5 September 2012 (EDT)

But that's exactly what furfags are. People who like cartoon animals. Shifty 02:42, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

That's not true at all. You can't -choose- to be part of a culture, you either are or aren't that's like saying you're not black, not a teenager, not an EDiot etc. These aren't decisions you make for yourself. Culture is defined by those around you. Also for the record I know furries who don't masturbate to the art, but still are furries. Pretty much every brony ever is a furry by that inclusion as well. Mike the Great (talk) 12:07, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

So that means I'm a closet furry? Because I hate furries, but it seems that am one of them as well, since I also masturbate to My Little Pony porn (and I'm not proud of this). Mgs 22:26, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

If you admit to sexualizing MLP you absolutely have no moral highground to criticize furries in general. I actually think sexualizing MLP is far creepier and worse, because at the very least the stuff furfags sexualize are anthropomorphic and can have adult, humanoid proportions. The mental gymanstics to sexualizing furry art, even bad, anatomically fucked up furry art, are less than actually getting yourself to sexualize non-anthro, pre-pubescent proportioned cartoon horses. Sockie 12:12, 8 January 2013

Actually, there's plenty of anthro MLP art out there too -- a quick search on e621 yields that about 20-25% of all MLP R34 is anthro. Still, with the remaining 75-80%, you've got a point. Moomington 17:07, 14 February 2013 (EST)

Not all of them are bad

There are some good Bronies out there but sadly a lot of them are Fucking stupid. Autistic Dumbfuck  — Preceding comment added by Autustic Dumbfuck (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

A minor mistake in wording there. I believe you meant to say, "The existence of Bronies is an affront to the entirety of the human species and the adult male pseudo-furfag followers of a cartoon for little girls must be purged." An understandable confusion. Negrophile 16:02,

27 August 2012 (EDT)

So what? There are "good", or at the very least tolerable furries too, hell I wouldn't be surprised if half of the article about furfags was written by furries themselves. Just the fact you came here and autistically posted this proves you're one of the bad, defensive bronies. Sockie 10:28, 8 January 2013

Harsh Autistic Dumbfuck  — Preceding comment added by Autustic Dumbfuck (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I'm a brony and I'm not so bad. ;_; Mgs 18:18, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

When I was a child, Rainbows was my favorite pony. I groomed her every day. One day, the local Bronies showed up waving recolorable plastic girls' toys and raving about the beauties of pony love. I tried to stop them from hurting my Rainbows, but they held held me down and made me watch as they gang-raped my precious pony. Then they redrew her to be anatomically correct. This is only one reason why I hate them and why they must be stopped. Negrophile 19:15, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

Wow I can see why there so hated now -Autistic Dumbfuck

Negrophile 10:28, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

LOL-Autistic Dumbfuck

Is it wrong that I actually kind of like this show it's just so cute. I just dislike it's fanbase which is full of Rule 34 and Autism -Autistic Dumbfuck

Me too, but I like autists. Mgs 13:34, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

There are two criteria to judge whether it is okay to like My Little Pony. Are you a girl? Are you under the age of 12? If you answered no to either of these questions, you may wish to consider suicide as an alternative solution to your problems. Besides, MLP is a gateway drug to Mr. Hands. Negrophile 17:56, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

All bronies are bad, fuck off ponyfag. Lord Tony 15:56, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

Love and tolerate. =^.^= Mgs 16:59, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

Ah, love and tolerate. The ponyfag version of "LOL EUMAD BROOO!!!!!onethousandmillionandone111!!!!" Try making up something original if you're going to troll.  — Preceding comment added by shifty (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Too bad there aren't many decent bronies, instead we get the unfunny AIDS-infected ones all over the internet. To stop a Gabe Newell, simply press your primary fire. 20:01, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

Whoops.

I never realized how much bronies love free speech. Lord Tony 01:00, 29 August 2012 (EDT)

Like liberals, they only like free speech if you agree with them. Shifty 02:26, 29 August 2012 (EDT)

Lol the video was removed for hate speech not that big of a surprise though -Autistic Dumbfuck

Just a pic of me

A faggot trying to immitate Vince Offer holding the shamwow thingy.

— Preceding unsigned comment added by TenSecondsFlat (talk • contribs)

wow. ive never been so in love with anyone than i am with you right now. <3 -hipcrime 15:33, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Yeah... I'm starting to think this whole "Talking to other editors" Thing is just a dead end... Shifty 06:39, 5 September 2012 (EDT)

Shamwow is fucking ruined now. Fucking ponyfags. Lord Tony 02:52, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

I added the Homosexual Template is that okay?

Just a question -Autistic Dumbfuck

Considering most horsefuckers are right up against the closet door, I'd say yes. - 01:27, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

I'm kind of shocked

I never thought I would come across a fanbase that could be worse then the Sonic the hedgehog fanbase -Autistic Dumbfuck

• Second. I have Assburgers and I fucking hate bronies, earning them the #3 spot on my worst fandoms list. Sonic's only #6 on this list, mind you. To stop a Gabe Newell, simply press your primary fire. 19:56, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

Bronycon is going to happen

I kinda knew it, but didn't really want to belive it. But people are getting their 1000 dollar posters so... Yeah.

I guess we better change that bit with brockhoff being a con artist. Shifty 07:57, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

1000 thousand dollars posters? what a Rip off! Autustic Dumbfuck 09:17, 22 September 2012 (EDT)

An Idea for an Article

Do you guys think BronyCon or clop Fiction should have an article? Autustic Dumbfuck 09:15, 22 September 2012 (EDT)

Might as well make a furrycon and yiff fiction articles too! Just put bronycon in the brony article and clop in the fucking pony article. Lord Tony 13:44, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

BRONIES WANT TO KILL PITBULLS ON OCTOBER 31ST!

http://railyx.tumblr.com/post/32252772184/x-metalmilkshake-toratsubasa

Fucking murderous ponyfags. Lord Tony 08:13, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

The brony on that tumblr is telling people to lock their pets up and be safe, the "Terry Jordan" guy is the one saying kill dogs on halloween. Elvis 08:46, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

Bro just roll with it. Lord Tony 08:54, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

You're an idiot. Elvis 08:56, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

Seriously ponyfreak, you ARE an idiot. -Gray 09:11, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

I agree with Gray. -Bystander

Calm down brony. Lord Tony 04:25, 26 September 2012 (EDT)

Don't you mean "Fuck off ponyfag"? -Gray 09:08, 26 September 2012 (EDT)

I dont usually agree with ponyfags, but i agree to the killing of pitbulls, fucking annoying, rabid animals. nvm, Lord Tony was lying.--Ostoneo69 06:59, 26 September 2012 (EDT)

Raep section

Wow. What a sick fuck. Maybe we should call fox news... — Preceding comment added by Shifty (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

What happened? Lord Tony 13:24, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brony#Raep - Mr Jonzz 14:15, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

Kill all ponyfags! Lord Tony 14:28, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

Hey, if this guy turns out to be good for lulz, we should make an article on him. Shifty 05:53, 29 September 2012 (EDT)

Let's hope he does turn out to be our next lolcow. To stop a Gabe Newell, simply press your primary fire. 19:58, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

Autistic Dumbfuck

I think it would be a good idea to make sure to undo every single fucking edit made by Autistic Dumbfuck. Don't even let him make a tiny edit, he lost that right. Lord Tony 21:40, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

1. That's censorship, although, they will get undone if they are bad/vandalism/et cætera.
2. You should get rollbacked asap, as well. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 21:42, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

it's not censorship, he is just a retard. Lord Tony 21:48, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

Hehe, maybe he read vandal/how to?

Nah, he's just being an idiot. But, do you think the cult tag belongs here, or on the mlp article itself? Shifty 05:08, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

I'm not trying to vandalize articles I added The cult thing because it seemed like a cult because of how large the My little pony Fandom is Autustic Dumbfuck 17:14, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

It is a cult...

	“	The word cult in current popular usage usually refers to a new religious movement or other group whose beliefs or practices are considered abnormal or bizarre.	„
	—definitionfag

- Mr Jonzz 17:23, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

Thank you Autustic Dumbfuck 17:26, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

How could you possibly say that, Jonzz? Jacking off to poorly drawn images of cartoon horses with wings is perfectly normal. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:28, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

• Poorly drawn? TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 17:31, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

Yes. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:37, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

Technically some of these images are "fake" in the sense that they're commissioned for satire/parody (I do this a lot) or done for free for that purpose. Also the whole "shock art" genre. It wouldn't surprise me though if some bronies were "milking" their member over them though. *shudder*

This shit can get pretty pricey too, for quality art commissions you can expect to pay anywhere from $50 to $200+ depending on the artist, their level of skill and of course the subject matter (most charge a lot more for shock art). --Onideus 01:49, 10 December 2012 (EST)

lol my post was removed so much for free speechAutustic Dumbfuck 17:33, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

I put that back. Don't remove posts VX. -Elvis 18:28, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

To think people get off on this shit. Yeah put the cult tag there. Shifty 23:13, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

I didn't remove shit, Elvis. I got an edit conflict while he was adding the above statement. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:50, 10 October 2012 (EDT

A likely story -Elvis 15:51, 11 October 2012 (EDT)

Thanks Elvis Autustic Dumbfuck 12:04, 11 October 2012 (EDT)

Jerry Springer on Bronies

Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 17:46, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

They look like faggots. Lord Brony 19:08, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

Oh my god. Look at them. They are the next step in the evolution of furfaggotry. They even have their own Chewfox. Shifty 00:15, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Some images to add if the article gets bigger and there's room for them

More images on the way. --CrackRabbit 15:25, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

• Shit meme that bronies turned shittier. Lord Tony 15:28, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

How to kill the brony on facebook

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/facebook-bronies-marked-as-spam-and.html

Not only that but keep flagging brony accounts on facebook. There is millions of ponyfags that go on facebook and pretend they are a pony with their fake fiends. Lord Tony 03:29, 10 November 2012 (EST)

Great, too bad it still wont make failbook any better though.--Ostoneo69 13:11, 10 November 2012 (EST)

Someone clear out the fucking gallery.

Too much work and too many shitty pictures I don't care about that need to be removed. It looks like a fucking clusterfuck mess down there. Someone outta' clear that shit up. Lord Tony 18:40, 10 November 2012 (EST)

Elvis reverted your edit and he had a legitimate reason for doing so. -Gray 00:04, 11 November 2012 (EST)

Okay then why is shit like File:Princess molestia.png in there. Shouldn't that go in the rule 34 gallery? Lord Tony 16:16, 12 November 2012 (EST)

No. Stop deleting shit. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 16:19, 12 November 2012 (EST)

I added the Princess Molestia picture, Lord Tony, because it's a perfect illustration of how fucked up bronies are. I understand you fucking hate bronies, but you're approaching Chris-chan levels of sperging over a bunch of sick fucks that most of us just mock the shit out of them and move on with our lives, and you sound like a whining bitch. Why don't you go stare at some cute kittens for awhile and chill the fuck out? DarkLordTR 16:42, 12 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Awwww... Ain't they just the cutest! - Mr.Jonzz 16:46, 12 November 2012 (EST)

banned. dipshit. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 19:47, 12 November 2012 (EST)

• Whoops, my mistake. Lord Tony 19:56, 12 November 2012 (EST)

- Mr.Jonzz 19:59, 12 November 2012 (EST)

Those shitty pony cats are pissing me off. Lord Tony 20:20, 12 November 2012 (EST)

as an adult, im sure you can deal with it. -hipcrime 20:29, 12 November 2012 (EST)

The more you know... - Mr.Jonzz 21:18, 12 November 2012 (EST)

Okay Gray that picture is much better, did someone actually do that to a horse or is that photoshop? Lord Tony 23:17, 12 November 2012 (EST)

Photoshop. -Gray 23:19, 12 November 2012 (EST)

Well that's how you got to do it, the other picture was mild. Lord Tony 23:29, 12 November 2012 (EST)

Congratulations, you can finally act like something something other than a buttmad faggot! Nice to see you can actually not throw a sissyfied tantrum because of every piece of MLP Rule 34 on the planet. DarkLordTR 02:34, 13 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Easy now, everybody knows that you're all faggots, you have nothing to prove to anyone. Shifty 03:16, 14 November 2012 (EST)

Wow

I never expected so many adult pedos to come to this page and rage about it. Get a life you faggots, oh wait, you don't have one now and never will.--Nyancathatesponies 17:22, 18 November 2012 (EST)

A FLAMETHROWER IS REQUIRED Zanny 01:39, 25 December 2012 (EST)

• Dat image. KILL IT WITH FIRE SWfan 11:22, 27 December 2012 (EST)

• 
  What aboot this one? ••General Niggerson 21:50, 2 February 2013 (EST)

Looks like a bunch of traps in their LGBT pride attire. SWfan 08:26, 4 February 2013 (EST)

dont care if traps, still fapped ♥♥♥ 08:41, 4 February 2013 (EST)

Twice over the one with rainbow hair. - Mr.Jonzz 08:47, 4 February 2013 (EST)

Well that was easy... http://www.cosplay.com/member/10563/photos/ & http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/047/a/6/rainbow_dash_cosplay_by_jamestheawesomepeach-d4m6nae.jpg - Mr.Jonzz 08:53, 4 February 2013 (EST)

Wasn't sure if it was fapable or not. ••General Niggerson 11:24, 4 February 2013 (EST)

You mean that horse ears don't creep you out on women? SWfan 08:30, 5 February 2013 (EST)

If they are just costumes then no, but if it was for real then I'd blast myself in the dick with a .357 Magnum Desert Eagle. ••General Niggerson 08:36, 5 February 2013 (EST)

Point well made. SWfan 12:49, 5 February 2013 (EST)

Of course, you have to make them traps, so no one can fap to ponies. Ah well, too late, fap fap fap :pLazarus

So if guys are bronies what a girls called? Girlnies? WORST NAME EVER. What is this I don't even. Jesus

Bronette? 04:25, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

Does anyone Think I should redirect this from Horse Fucker

Just seems like a good idea King Of Autism 14:57, 17 January 2013 (EST)

• I like the idea. SWfan 18:29, 18 January 2013 (EST)

Or make it a disambiguation page for Furry, Mr. Hands, Beastiality, ZOO: The Movie, and Brony--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 18:53, 18 January 2013 (EST)

Equestria Girls

Has anyone seen the new Equestria Girls trailer?.It has about 19000 comments of Ponyfags raging about it.Would this being something suitable to add to the Brony article?King Of Autism 13:11, 21 May 2013 (EDT)

Time Magazine has the right idea. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLoBknBCAAA7PAN.jpg --Cloudsoda 20:08, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

That fucking mural

Those assholes removed the "vandalism" on the HFOA sign back in October. Anyone want to bring a jar of sulfuric acid and "accidentally" splash it all over that piece of shit? Bonus points if you're from Missouri S&T. GoldenIpodRecipient 16:06, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

*scratches head*

Um...why? I mean...what's the play exactly? Giving them the perfect means to victimize themselves and whore themselves out on a proverbial Jesus cross generally doesn't seem like an especially bright idea on the whole. Lashing out at their community isn't going to produce much lulz. We don't want to destroy their community, because without it, there would be no lulz. The point is to try and inflame them into acting kooky and crazy for the entertainment value. A smarter idea would be to deface it in such a way that mocks their community or generally paints them into a bad light. You don't want to give them an opportunity to victimize themselves by outright destroying their property. That's merely going to give them validation, pity slurps and a whole lot of circle jerking and societal acceptance through "appeal to pity" fallacy forms. --Onideus 20:25, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

Prepare to become an hero.

Lord Tony 17:21, 6 September 2013 (EDT)

Is this another pony meme made by a clopper? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 20:10, 6 September 2013 (EDT)

• Apparently. Lord Tony 00:45, 10 September 2013 (EDT)

Oh look, Lord Brony is back! And of course, the very first thing he does...is plaster up some pseudo pony porn for us all! :D

Well, I'm ASSuming it's "pseudo pony porn", I stopped watching it after about 15 seconds of boredom so I don't know if it went on into full pony ass fuckage or not, but I'm sure Lord Brony could tell us!

Seriously d00d, it's time to come on out of the brony closet already and stop being a self-hating, overly transparent MLP enthusiast. --Onideus 07:20, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

I'm pretty sure you'll be clopping to this. I found it just for you, brony. Lord Tony 00:49, 10 September 2013 (EDT)

Down With Molestia

Should it be taken out now that it's been copied into the Molestia article, or should we keep it here as a duplicate, or just link to the new article? --Onideus 09:05, 23 October 2013 (EDT)

Well, it technically is still Brony drama, so maybe move the bulk of it to the Molestia article and leave a small blurb with a "read moar here" link or something. BakaRed 11:10, 25 October 2013 (EDT)

Friendship is dramatica

lol their frontpage is lifted directly from the Chris-chan wiki --VladimirLenin 16:40, 7 November 2013 (EST)

New EDiot edits

Alright, this article seemed way too positive to me, so I made an edit including the commonly-made analogy between ponyphilia and pedophilia. Also included the fact that holy water and soap cause instant death to bronies, and what to do if you're infected. As a rather new editor I thought I should make a post here in case there's any criticism of the edit or I'm doing something wrong... Otherwise, I look forward to continuing to improve the quality of this article.  — Preceding comment added by Crotch sniffing fetus fucker (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

EDIT - I find the lack of a comparison between these monsters and pedophiles... disturbing. If there's one good way to make bronies mad it's calling them pedos, not furries. Needs more pedo.  — Preceding comment added by Crotch sniffing fetus fucker (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

IT'S AWFUL -- YOU RUINED IT. YOU ARE A BAD PERSON & HAVE NO SENSE OF WHAT MAKES A GOOD ARTICLE -- WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE FAGGOT. GO TROLL MORE JUSTIN BIEBER YOUTUBE VIDEOS. ♥♥♥ 18:27, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

I'm going to agree with Meep on this one. If you're gonna make a comparison for ponyphilia, it would be to zoophilia, not pedophilia. If this article was "too positive" it would have been re-written by now, so we don't need noobs coming in and ruining it with generic labels on that false pretense. sickpuppy • reply 19:14, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

You need to lurk more sickpuppy. ^reply 19:18, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

he's right doe ♥♥♥ 19:27, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

you gaiz hurt my feefees. :< But ok, if you think it's good the way it is, then you must know best. Crotch sniffing fetus fucker 00:30, 28 March 2014 (EDT)

WHAT DO I KNOW? HAVE CONFIDENCE AND KEEP YOUR HEAD UP BRO :^) ♥♥♥ 00:38, 28 March 2014 (EDT)

AND ONE DAY ILL FLY LIKE AN EAGLEEEEECrotch sniffing fetus fucker 01:02, 28 March 2014 (EDT)

Pony plugs

Wanted to add this to the article, but it's only implicitly brony related. Thoughts? BakaRed 09:54, 13 April 2014 (EDT)

You don't really need to ask for that one. It's definitely pony-related and imo will fit snugly in the "crimes against nature" gallery near the bottom. Sickpuppy 09:58, 13 April 2014 (EDT)

this page is being taken over by ponyfags?

lol. look at the last few edits Boudica 22:11, 25 August 2014 (EDT)

• They're certainly trying hard to sterilize it lately. Talk | Contribs 17:37, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

But what is the correct way to put it? Are they as bad as each other, or are furfags slightly better? I'd've thought the former, but NKO just edited it so that furfags are better. --GoldenIpodRecipient 08:38, 28 August 2014 (EDT)

I don't know, we're coming up on, what, four years of them being around? In the past I would have easily agreed that they were far worse than furries. Presently though I would have to say they're still worse, but not by as much as they used to be. Talk | Contribs 15:11, 28 August 2014 (EDT)