Barnstar

If you have one of these, you deserve to be raped in the ass by angry, AIDS infected werewolves repeatedly. It is Wikipedia's initiation ceremony, after all.

The Ultimate Barnstar.

If you are a wikipedophile or just a wannabe, the barnstar is right for you! Archaic, meaningless, and most definitely homosexual (JUST LIKE YOU!), this is the perfect reward for any faggot on TOW whose parents never paid any attention to them.

Barnstars can be handed out, or hoarded, depending on whether you want to kiss MONGO's ass or become a self-centered TOW fagmin yourself. I don't know about you, but this sounds like a shitty deal. And when I mean shitty, I mean Wikipedia shitty. Two million Jimbo Wales sockpuppets can't be wrong!

Handing out these uber kewl rewards is also the best way to suck up to admins, and become one yourself. Surely you want in on the Hivemind, the Collective Consciousness, THE MASS MINDFUCK? Of course you do! FUCKING N00B.

Please send all your barnstars to:

This user. He has gone above and beyond the call of duty in service of the fine project, WIKIPEDOPHILIA.

Or if you just want to piss people off give them to yourself. You gotta look out for number 1!!!

Start here plz.

RETARDS WITH AT LEAST 100 BARNSTARS

• FatSlut
• Jayjew
• Pigface
• Master of puppets
• Ambuj
• Pr0naholic
• Comanche nation
• Wizardfag
• Jossi
• Vantucky
• GlassDick

Gallery of fuckstars

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  The natural progression of the barnstar.
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  The Invisible Barnstar is to be awarded to users who keep to the background without seeking recognition or reward for their work. Resistance is futile.
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  I shit you not
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  The Pokéstar may be awarded to those who contribute to Pokémon related articles.
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  The Abusive Admin Award (I shit you not), can be awarded to admins who demonstrate a keen ability at offending or otherwise dominating vandals and trolls with an iron fist rape editors repeatedly. Introduced by Linda Mack.
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  The Jewish Barnstar may be awarded to editors who greatly and positively contribute to world domination.
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  The coveted goatse barnstar.
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  No, really.

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