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==The Fangirl== | ==The Fangirl== |
Revision as of 05:30, 1 May 2021
Clay "DreamWasTaken" (born August 12, 1999), simply known as Dream, formerly DreamTraps is a Minecraft Youtuber and closeted homosexual and speedrun faker. He is known for finding PewDiePie's World Seed, finding out Minecraft's actual maximum jump length and most importantly being an absolute faggot with a warped perception of reality and a whole army of 13 year old girls that he can manipulate for his own purposes.
Dream's Rise to Stardom Faggotry
Dream was born on August 12th, 1999, which makes him a Gen Z. Dream started out his channel back when MLG was still the hippest thing to do, and edgelords around the internets would unite to get lulz out of everyone. This of course wouldn't last, as Youtube Poops are better. Around February 2014, he created his account, which didn't really do much of anything until 2020. The day after Jesus's birthday, Dream would make his first video on a manhunt, where he would attempt to beat the game in one life, while some other guy would attempt to kill him. In January 2020, Dream and one of the others that would join the team, GeorgeNotFound, would make a video where if someone was a casual and took damage, they would receive a punishment of an electric shock to the neck. Notably, this trend of having someone hunt down a speedrunner naturally caught onto the blind masses, and he would grow to stardom. At the time, it seems that no one noticed that these videos were actually scripted, as there's a set pattern as to how they're made.
His First Blunder
Dream was doing just splendidly, making massive bank from ad revenue. His YouTube was going great, he made plenty of money on the side, he's got friends, he makes people happy, what could possibly go wrong? Well, what do all people do when they have this stuff? Cheat the system, and Dream was gonna do that. Back around October 2020, Dream posted a speedrun submission to Speedrun.com, and it was submitted as a legit run, gaining 5th place, however Dream didn't do a good enough job at hiding that it was bullshit, so the mods caught on, and caught his ass. One of the things that he didn't cover well was the fact that the RNG on the Piglin drops was far too unlikely to happen within tens to hundreds of thousands of years, about the same chance as you getting laid. Low and behold, things would only accelerate downwards from here.
Strategic Manipulation
After the speedrun failure, Dream would begin to manipulate his audience. Such tactics he used are things like conditioning his fans by saying that he loves them, and that he cares for them, when in actuality, he only cares for the money, like the green jew whore he is. He also was against people stanning him until they watched him enough to become his main source of income.
The Dreama
Dream has made multiple tweets that would be considered normal to some people but, because Twittards think that people should be utterly mutilated for making a joke as menial as slipping on a banana peel, Twittards get pissed.
—Dream realizing he can weaponize autism |
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The Twittards said that he was attacking people with ADHD when he tried memeing on someone having a fidget spinner, and Dream responded by saying that he has ADHD.
"Victory Screech"
Dream made a War Cry that sounded akin to the Victory Screech from SpongeBob
Once again, the Twittards said he was being offensive to Native Americans, to which he responds by saying that he had no intention of offending anyone, and he did not know that the type of war cry he made was offensive.
"Hating my Fans"
Dream and some other faggots that isn't relevant to this article mass blocked, in which his fangirls got their feelings hurt from being blocked, to which he responded that he didn't expect this, and his execution was horrible, but he's just lying his ass off to make people think he cares for them so he can continue to make the money.
"RWordgate"
One of his friends said the oh so dreaded R-word, in which Dream defended him. The Twittards did what they do best and attack him, despite the fact that even people that they think the word offends use the r word as in insult, as well. Retards.
"Slavery Joke with Villagers"
Dream posted a dumb Stonks meme that had the word stonks behind a villager and the word slavery above. Being on Twitter, he of course was raped immediately by the bloodthirsty Twittards. Because he did not realize that Slavery refers to a much worse thing than what he thought it was, that being beating niggers to death with whips and canes, while making them work non-stop in cotton fields.
"Minecraft Squid Mob Vote"
Dream wanted the Glow Squid in Minecraft, so he did what dictators in charge of massive populations do and tell them to vote for the mob he wanted. All of his fangirls went in and voted for the glow squid and rendered all the other mobs on the ballot like the people in 3rd parties running for president.
The Fangirl
Oh, these fangirls, some of the most degenerate, retarded, and fagtastic people to ever behold the Minecraft community. At first, it was only moderate degeneracy, such as shipping Dream and George in gay relationships, which is usual for these kinds of people, but they decided that they weren't satisfied. After shit hit the fan with Dream cheating on his speedrun, some of the most bat shit ones would begin their rampage. Some of these actions include: Sexualizing his underaged friends, which Dream takes no issue to, Producing guro of Dream, such as 2 of his friends cutting him open and seeing that he enjoys his disembowelment, and another image of something similar, with him being shown to have multiple severe lacerations, and his intestines spilling all over his cock, which is, of course, dripping cum, and lately, Dream Furniture, which includes the most infamous examples, Dream Chair, which is an image of Dream having his arms and legs severed, with severe lacerations along his legs, torso, and arms, and his legs being attached the end of chair stumps, which makes a chair out of him, and there's also the Dream Toilet, which is an image of his upper skull being removed, and his bottom jaw being turned into a toilet. And yet all of this degeneracy is not only tolerated by Dream, but he supports it indirectly. Also to note, Dream has been doxxed, but I do not have access to the Dream doxx at the moment.
Stans reaction to criticism
Not only do the Stans make content like this, but they also take criticism about as well as Muslims take criticism to the Quran, I.E. very poorly. When some E-Girl known as Kaceytron bashed Dream, the fans were outraged, and began to search through her history, and found her saying racist content, such as her saying the nigger from 2014, and now she has been doxxed and had people faking private messages to defame her. As such, she had the brilliant plan to make a troll, and create a fake apology video that didn't have an apology, and instead showcased hateful messages that she had been sent. This is the usual for her, as she has been a troll for years. Of course to note, the Stans still blindly protect and defend Dream, even if he were to reenact the Holocaust (which granted, may be needed), and he would still promote their actions.
Gallery
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Kacey complaining about Stans
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The average Dream Stan
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Fake Dream saying the N Word
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Him masturbating his stans
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Man Chair
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Spike up the ass
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Gore up the ass
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Dream Toilet, and I bet you're into this shit
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