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If you wish to indicate that an image has been altered using the Adobe® Photoshop® program, the only acceptable way of saying so is as follows: | If you wish to indicate that an image has been altered using the Adobe® Photoshop® program, the only acceptable way of saying so is as follows: | ||
[[this looks shopped|"This image seems as though it has been enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software."]] The term "photoshopped" is incorrect and a [http://www.adobe.com/misc/trade.html#section-4 violation of the Adobe® Photoshop® trademark]. | [[this looks shopped|"This image seems as though it has been enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software."]] The term "photoshopped" is incorrect and a [http://www.adobe.com/misc/trade.html#section-4 violation of the Adobe® Photoshop® trademark]. | ||
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Adobe® Photoshop® is the internet's premier photo editing software. Its very advanced features, present in no other image manipulation software, allow you to perform complex tasks such as creating desktop wallpapers of your favorite Anime characters and airbrushing your webcam pictures to remove rolls of fat and pimples.
Nobody knows how much Adobe® Photoshop® costs or how Adobe® can still make money because nobody has ever actually purchased a copy of it before. Every copy of Adobe® Photoshop® in use today is actually the same pirated copy that has been in circulation for several years.
If you wish to indicate that an image has been altered using the Adobe® Photoshop® program, the only acceptable way of saying so is as follows:
"This image seems as though it has been enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software." The term "photoshopped" is incorrect and a violation of the Adobe® Photoshop® trademark.
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Photoshop® Contests
Recent versions of Adobe® Photoshop® have approximately 97 million features. Exactly two of them (Rotate Canvas and Auto Levels) are actually useful for touching up your vacation pictures. The only legitimate use for the approximately 96,999,998 other features is to enter a "Photoshop® contest." Whoever spends hours making the best fake photograph wins the prize. Since the only advantage of photography over drawing is that it's faster and more accurate, this practice is unbelievably stupid.
Riding on the coattails of their program's massive success, the creators at Adobe® thought that it would be interesting to start up their own competition with the people who use Photoshop®. They sent out e-mails to the people that actually registered the program to explain the rules. The ten people with registered copies worked day and night. No one won the competition, many bawwed and Adobe® ran away from the competition ideas that they had.
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Sites with Photoshop® Contests
- Something Awful
- Fark
- Worth 1000
- Cracked.com
Free Alternatives to Photoshop®
- The best open sores alternative to Photoshop® is The PIMP.
- The best proprietary, patented, copyrighted, restricted, DRM-infected, homosexual alternative is Irfanview.
Gallery
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What happens when a 16-year-old girl has enough hard-earned money to buy Adobe® Photoshop®. -
What happens when a 13-year-old boy pirates Adobe® Photoshop®. -
A camwhore will often deny using Photoshop®. -
An illegitimate instance of use for image enhancement of Adobe® Photoshop®. -
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This is the first thing all teenage girls do when they get Photoshop®. -
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Way better at it than you are.
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See Also
- MS Paint - Adobe® Photoshop®'s leading rival software.
- Gimp - Inefficient open source alternative.
- Irfanview
- Nice try
- Meme Combining - A good use.
- Garfield - A common target of Photoshop
- Dragon Ball AF - All content for this urban legend created with Adobe® Photoshop®.
- Lotus Breast - Famous shock image made with Adobe® Photoshop®.
- Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face
- This Looks Shopped
- Shoop da whoop
External Links
- PhotoshopDisasters A blog dedicated to the most impressive Shoop's failures in marketing industry.
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