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[[File:Esdfiwht124fhwei2359h.jpg|thumb|right|A Typical 343 Industries Employee]] | [[File:Esdfiwht124fhwei2359h.jpg|thumb|right|A Typical 343 Industries Employee]] | ||
[[File:343-women.png|thumb|right|Women? Working on mah vidya gaims? Get back [[In the kitchen|into the kitchen]]!]] | |||
343 Industries is a crappy video game developing company located in Redmond, Washington. They are infamously known for making [[Halo]] games even worse. | 343 Industries is a crappy video game developing company located in Redmond, Washington. They are infamously known for making [[Halo]] games even worse. | ||
==List of Trash Games== | ==List of Trash Games== | ||
*'''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary''' | *'''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary''': Inferior bugged version of the original. | ||
*'''Halo 4''' | *'''Halo 4''': Chief goes Emo. | ||
*'''Halo: Spartan Assault''' | *'''Halo: Spartan Assault''': Mobile game. | ||
*'''Halo: The Master Chief Collection''' | *'''Halo: The Master Chief Collection''': Totally fucking broken at launch despite being a collection of old ass games. | ||
*'''Halo: Spartan Strike''' | *'''Halo: Spartan Strike''': Even more mobile games. | ||
*'''Halo 5''': Worst Halo Game ever made. Overrated. | *'''Halo 5''': Worst Halo Game ever made. Overrated. | ||
*'''Halo Wars 2''': Not real | *'''Halo Wars 2''': Not real Halo. Worse than Halo Wars 1. | ||
*'''Halo: Infinite''': Sequel to Halo 5, except the entire previous plot was retconned yet again and now includes characters from Halo Wars 2. Delayed after massive a shitstorm from players at E3 2020. Multiplayer will be [[Cancer|free-to-play]]. | |||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*They suck at making games | *They suck at making games | ||
*They try too hard to make good games | *They try too hard to make good games | ||
*They are a bunch of nigger and women loving [[SJW]]'s | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 20:24, 31 July 2021
343 Industries is a crappy video game developing company located in Redmond, Washington. They are infamously known for making Halo games even worse.
List of Trash Games
- Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary: Inferior bugged version of the original.
- Halo 4: Chief goes Emo.
- Halo: Spartan Assault: Mobile game.
- Halo: The Master Chief Collection: Totally fucking broken at launch despite being a collection of old ass games.
- Halo: Spartan Strike: Even more mobile games.
- Halo 5: Worst Halo Game ever made. Overrated.
- Halo Wars 2: Not real Halo. Worse than Halo Wars 1.
- Halo: Infinite: Sequel to Halo 5, except the entire previous plot was retconned yet again and now includes characters from Halo Wars 2. Delayed after massive a shitstorm from players at E3 2020. Multiplayer will be free-to-play.
Trivia
- They suck at making games
- They try too hard to make good games
- They are a bunch of nigger and women loving SJW's
See Also
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