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*'''Halo 5''': Worst Halo Game ever made. Overrated.
*'''Halo 5''': Worst Halo Game ever made. Overrated.
*'''Halo Wars 2''': Not real Halo. Worse than Halo Wars 1.
*'''Halo Wars 2''': Not real Halo. Worse than Halo Wars 1.
*'''Halo: Infinite''': Sequel to Halo 5, except the entire previous plot was retconned yet again and now includes characters from Halo Wars 2. Delayed after massive a shitstorm from players at E3 2020. Multiplayer will be [[Cancer|free-to-play]].
*'''Halo: Infinite''': Sequel to Halo 5, except the entire previous plot was retconned yet again and now includes characters from Halo Wars 2. Delayed after a massive shitstorm from players at E3 2020. Multiplayer will be [[Cancer|free-to-play]].


==Trivia==
==Trivia==

Revision as of 20:30, 31 July 2021

A Typical 343 Industries Employee
Women? Working on mah vidya gaims? Get back into the kitchen!

343 Industries is a crappy video game developing company located in Redmond, Washington. They are infamously known for making Halo games even worse.

List of Trash Games

  • Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary: Inferior bugged version of the original.
  • Halo 4: Chief goes Emo.
  • Halo: Spartan Assault: Mobile game.
  • Halo: The Master Chief Collection: Totally fucking broken at launch despite being a collection of old ass games.
  • Halo: Spartan Strike: Even more mobile games.
  • Halo 5: Worst Halo Game ever made. Overrated.
  • Halo Wars 2: Not real Halo. Worse than Halo Wars 1.
  • Halo: Infinite: Sequel to Halo 5, except the entire previous plot was retconned yet again and now includes characters from Halo Wars 2. Delayed after a massive shitstorm from players at E3 2020. Multiplayer will be free-to-play.

Trivia

  • They suck at making games
  • They try too hard to make good games
  • They are a bunch of nigger and women loving SJW's

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