All Gen Gamers

All Gen Gamers

A collection of phony, smug, self-important, ass bandits, who review and speak about video games. After having their a-holes royally licked by hordes of youtube fanboys, and deluded by feelings of self-importance, they decided to team up together - four douchebags for the price of one... great idea!

These guys represent the worst aspects of video game reviewers, but they each have thousands of fanboy dicks lining up to suck thier cocks - "Please sir, would it be OK if I sent you some games? I hope I'm worthy..." "Maybe if I send you enough free shit you'll invite be onto your faggy podcast?"

All Gen Gamers - members:

1, Pete "will I ever get laid?" Dorr

2, The Happy Console Gamer - aka, the lanky Canadian with the faggy bandanna

3, Gamster81 Interesting fact: His sausage-like fingers are wanted for crimes against hardware

4, Jason Heine - Fact file: a balding, ginger fat dude, who thinks he's Dr. Dre, and the most recent edition. His well honed rimming skills, eagerly demonstrated in a three-way with the other members, guaranteed his spot on the "team".

Happy Console Gamer

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Gamester81 - aka, Shrek

Pete Dorr

Jason Heine