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Revision as of 20:37, 23 July 2011
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Born | February 13, 1979 |
Died | - |
Cause | - |
Status | Major player |
Highscore | Killed 92, Injured ? |
Rank | ? Place 1st: Woo Bum-kon 2nd: Andrew Kehoe |
Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian lulz maker, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging 9, 82, 84, 92, ALL OF FUCKING NORWAY.
Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a Spy, he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him before unloading on his victims with a Glock, rifle and shotgun.
Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 98, thus putting Breivik ahead of Cho's all time high score. While he didn't pussy out and an hero he did pussy out by surrendering instead of escaping or better yet killing everyone who tried to stop him.
Famous quotes
—His twitter account |
Gallery
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Jellyous much?
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I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
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Son I am proud.
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Summary of the badassery
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U MAD?
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His awesome twitter account